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Here is the interaction I had with my friend while she play Assassins creed 2 for the first time in her life. Also I'm writing it as if my friend and I are there.
Beginning
Friend trying to figure out controls, punch a civilian:
Me: Don't punch people!
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Friend once again trying to figure out controls:
Friend: He's strutting. He's a model.
Me: Use the sprint
Friend: I don't know how to do that. He's strutting. He's a diva
Me: ..... You are going to be found
Friend: it's okay, he will be found out through strutting
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Friend see Ezio talking to Petruccio: Ugly
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Friend not looking at the map: where is home.
Me: it on the map, look at the map!
Friend turn run the opposite direction:
Me: BEHIND YOU, IT RIGHT THERE!
Friend ran into the wall:
Me: woman, you try my patient
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Me pointing where you can jump into the haystack: There see the bird shits. Jump off there.
Friend proceed to jumped the wrong direction and landing on top of a civilian:
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Friend: oh no I'm been discovery.
Me: you mean discovered. This is not the discovery channel.
Friend: no, now it the discovery channel
Me: alrighty
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Friend trying to get to the prison: (Me) Help me please š„ŗ
Me trying to eat my ramen: Fine
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Friend getting the robes: oh my god I can dress him. He so beautiful.
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Friend getting the sword: oh I can kill people now heheh, wait why can't I swing.
Me: because you're in the house.
Friend:Ćā āā ā®ā Ć
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Friend delivering the latter to Uberto Alberti on the rooftop: oh is this where his father die
Me:No it not here
Young Ezio growing increasingly worried about his father and brother:
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Us watching as Uberto Alberti have his evil monologue
Friend: can I kill him
Me: not yet, soon
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Me: Run from the guards
Friend run straight into the guards:
Me I SAID RUN FROM THE GUARDS NOT IN THEM!
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Friend: What is he, is he Italian?
Me: He is Italian
Friend:He a burrito
Me: a burrito?
Friend: No, a pancake. What that French pancake, a crepe
Me: French pancake, HE ITALIAN.
*
On the map a group of guards on the rooftop
Friend: Why are there a red line, oh, I smell them, I smell the people
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Speaking with Paola
Friend: can I steal her clothes
Me: No, you cannot steal her clothes
Friend: But Ezio would look good in them
Ezio stare at my friend:
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Friend watching Paola walking: Damn she a baddie
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Me: now you have to steal from five people
Friend proceed to punch people:
Me: Steal, not punch!
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Friend: Leonardo why would you do this to me, Can I punch him
Me: No!
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Friend on the rooftop: man I want to kill people
Immediately fell off the rooftop
Me facepalm while Ezio look over the edge
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Friend swing at a guard that not even close, killed a civilian:
Me: Don't do that
Friend killed another one with the hidden blade:
Me: Stop killing the Civilians!
Ezio killed the guard for her:
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Friend: Damn he got ass. Got it from his mother.
Ezio getting more annoyed of my friend:
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Friend Start hyperventilating trying to flee from guards:
Friend: I can't fight you, I just healed. MEDICAL STUFF IS EXPENSIVE