#literal human garbage

Can you believe this dumpster fire of a blog has been raging for seven months? (seriously, someone call the fire department, it’s starting to get out of control.) 

But in all sincerity, I’m truly thankful for my followers.

In honor of 5,000 followers, I would like to do something special. But, since (as already abundantly clear) I’m a mess, and therefore have no idea what to do,  I’m asking if you all want me to do anything at all.

Do you all hate these kinds of posts? Do you already want me to stfu and get back to writing mediocre content and not have to scroll through a million asks? 

Anway, all trash is welcome in this dumpster, so I’d love any and all suggestions for a 5k celebration. Comment or put it in my asks! They may or may not happen (reminder: I’m garbage).

It’s an Eagle, not a Raven,

If you don’t know, and I only just found out about it myself, over the weekend Logan Paul posted a vlog as part of his Japan trip where he and his friends took a little hike through the Suicide Forest. He says they were there basically to have fun and make light of the ghost stories surrounding it. Nope. Instead, they found a man who hung himself and interacted with the body, even using it for the thumbnail of the video (it’s since been taken down, because OF COURSE IT DID! NOT ONLY IS IT DISRESPECTFUL, BUT IT’S A BLATANT VIOLATION OF YOUTUBE’S TERMS AND SERVICES!).

He acts like he didn't think this would be a possibility. That's what's suspicious to me. He's all like, "OMG, I didn't think this would happen. We were here just to make fun of the ghost stories. I'm really sorry."

So...instead of living a life of poverty with your only child and dog, you’d rather kill them and be left with absolutely nothing?! WHAT WAS YOUR LOGIC HERE!? At least you would have still had them and could have tried to move on to something else! But noooooo you killed them and got YOURSELF killed in the process!