#linmus

Lucina: Thank you, Zuko. It's great that you mention the gallery, because it's near the park with a turtle duck pond and it would be perfect for a picnic I planned.

Richter: I love you

Lucina: I love you more

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Samus: Hey babe, I just looked at the calendar in the kitchen, and today is our anniversary.

*Link comes up, standing over her*

Link: Hey.

Samus: Hey.

Link: You okay babe?

Samus: No.

Link: Okay.

*After a moment he lays down next to her, both of the sstaring at the sky.*

Samus: ...Do you ever... feel like... when people talk about you... they're talking about someone else?

Link: Honey, I'm a reincarnation of a long line of heroes, each legend surpassing the rest. It's basically guaranteed to come with imposter syndrome.

Samus: Heh. Yeah.

*There's another long moment of silence*

Samus: When people talk about me... about Samus Aran... it doesn't feel like me they're talking about. They always talk about me like- like I'm Doomguy, you know? Fearless, hyper-competent, unstoppable.

Link: And you don't feel like that?

Samus: *snorts* No. I- I'm scared. all the time. I don't know what I'm doing the other half. People die because I wasn't- wasn't good enough to- She shakes her head* I feel like I'm still that little girl, in the middle of a field of death, waiting to die.

Link, slowly taking her hand: I know how you feel.

Samus: Heh. You do. Don't you? ...Does it... ever get better?

Link: Heh. I'll let you know if it does.

Samus: Thanks.

Link, suddenly bolting upright: Samwise Gamgee made a promise to Gandalf which qualifies as an oath to a Divine Being, thus making him a Paladin.

Link: ... *immediately falls back asleep*

Samus, sleeping next to him who got rudely woken up:

Samus: ... No.

Link: Thank you for being honest.

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Isabelle: Would you love me if I was a worm?

Wolf: ...Yes.

Isabelle: You’re lying.

Wolf: I’m lying.

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Peach: Would you love me if I was a worm?

Mario: Baby, I would find a way to turn myself into a worm so we could be worms together.

Link: One of the major sticking points in the Lord of the Rings fandom is the argument of replacing Glorfindel with Arwen in the Flight to the Fjord. But, in my opinion, the solution is simple. Just have them both be there, working together to find Strider and the Hobbits. When they do, they split up to draw the Nazgul’s attention, one with Frodo and the other with a decoy. The Nazgul obviously pursue Gloirfindel because of course they Balrog killing superhero is the one they’d entrust the Ringbearer to, but Glorfindel is the one with the decoy while Arwen has the real Frodo and is stealing her way to the Fjord practically unchallenged.

Samus: Cool. Cool. So, Original Series or Next Generation.

Bowser: The female poses a challenge! Will the nerd be able to answer it correctly?

Link: Deep Space Nine.

Lucas: Umm... we may have poorly explained the plot of "The Santa Clause" and now he thinks if he kills Santa he gets to become Santa.

Red: Also I'm pretty sure he thinks Santa is some sort of diety.

Samus: So did nobody explain to him that being Santa is actually a curse and he'd be forced to deliver presents to good children and spread holiday cheer?

Meggy: Wasn't planning on it.

Link: Don't worry. I gave Doom Guy the old "Santa was injured and now someone needs to step in to save Christmas!" shtick. He's delivering presents in St. Nick's place like the good lad he is.

Samus: Ah, so Ridley's about to get his spine ripped out. I guess that only leaves one question...

Link: Yes, of course I set up a camera on the roof so you can watch it later.

Samus: Aww thanks, you really get me babe.~ <3

Answering Machine: You have FOUR new messages.

Link: Hey, Starshine, it's me. I couldn't find a store that sells bombs... or at least, none that can be fired out of an arm cannon without blowing your torso off. Call me back, and maybe we can figure something out.

*BEEP*

Byleth: Ms. Aran, this is Byleth calling. We need to have a discussion about your daughter's behavior in my classroom as of late... also, the Hands wanted me to ask whether or not "Hat Kid" is her real name or not.

*BEEP*

Ridley: (in a gruff "dad" voice) Sammy, this is your father calling. It's time we had a talk, sweetie. You know... about the dressing up. (he barely manages to contain his laughter)

*BEEP*

Ridley: (in a terrible falsetto voice) Samus, this is our mother calling. I just wanted to say-- (he quickly descends into hysterical laughter) I'm sorry, it's just so funny, you know?! Because they're DEAD!