#lindhart

Happy 5th anniversary to Fire Emblem: Three Houses!

Hubert, Ferdinand, Linhardt, Caspar from Fire Emblem Three Houses

Rhea: Edelgard! You traitor!

Edelgard: This is the path I must walk. Prepare to die Rhea... but first a word from our sponsors. *turns to face the audience* This War is brought to you by Raid: Shadow Legends-

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Petra: The only thing I am the knowing about the people of Fodlan is that they are loving cheese and are afraid of curses.

Dimitri: But cheese is so good though.

Petra: Got one.

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Claude: Hey man, check out this Spongebob umbrella I found.

Byleth: Dude, that’s bad luck!

Claude, opening the umbrella: Oh come on, you don’t actually think that-

Nemesis, bursting through the wall like the Kool-Aid-Man: WHO SUMMONED ME!?

Claude: *girlish screaming*

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Alois: Captain, you can’t just abandon the Knights of Seiros!

Jeralt, hiding baby Byleth in his coat: Not to worry, I have a permit.

*hands Alois a piece of paper that just says “I do what I want”*

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Felix: The way my father talks to me is disrespectful.

Rodrigue: Hey son, how was your day?

Felix: SHUT THE FUCK UP DAD!

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Byleth: YOU’RE A LYING CHEATING BITCH! YOU’RE NOT THE PERSON I MARRIED!

Shez: THEN WE’LL GET A DIVORCE, AND I’M TAKING THE CATS!

Bernadetta, sliding the Monopoly board away: I think we should stop playing for now.

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Leonie: Me and Lindhart! Aren’t we just your cutest students?

asking Lindhart for mission assistance