#limestarter

Hey, you over there! Can you pass me the ketchup? Pleaseeee.

Have I ever mentioned how much I hate secret santa? What do you get someone you’ve never spoken to?

“I made caramel corn because, well, ‘tis the season. Want some?” The blonde offered the bowl out. “Honestly I don’t think I should eat this whole thing alone anyways unless I want to run 20 miles tomorrow”

The motion sensor air freshener in my room just went off and the sound that came out of my mouth was not human. I swear, the simplest things terrify me but the scariest things don’t.

It’s cold. I’m cold. I’ve officially turned myself into a marshmallow. Someone bring me some chocolate and graham crackers and we can start a fire.

Today, Mavi decided that she wanted to be Australian and insisted that I go out right now and buy her a koala. I think I have a diva on my hands.

I just sneezed all over myself. Lord help me, that was the most disgusting thing I’ve recently experienced.