Megan Fox

Today’s my birthday making me the ripe old age of 61 this means one more year for social security then I can start collecting. I’m Michael Rooker and you may know me as Yondu from Guardians of The Galaxy or Merle Dixon from AMC’s Walking Dead.

Happy Birthday!

Its so surreal that we’re coming to the end of filming on season eleven. Ten years ago, I thought we’d be done after season three, and here I am, in my trailer, about to head back to set and pouting because the Jeannie said they think they need to dye my hair to cover the grey. I am now old enough to have grey hair! I was barely out of puberty when this show started. I’m rambling, sorry. How are you?

Congrats on the eleven seasonds baby. But you gotta do what you got to do to stay looking young and fresh, old man. I’m fantastic though, thanks for asking.

Hi, my name is Adam DeVine. Yes, I was one stupid curve of a letter off from being Adam Levine. So instead of being a hot popstar that all the ladies love, I’m this chubby comedian that people laugh at. It’s fine, I’m in therapy about it. Anyway, thought you should know that I recently put on 20lbs for a role. They didn’t ask me to, but I thought I’d take the initiative. 

Yeah, you’ve definitely peeked my interest. Any guy that can make me laugh is great in my book. And you’re hilarious. Good luck in therapy. What’s your secret for the weight gain?

Listen, I don’t know whose fucked up idea it was to make Oreo thins, but now I have to eat fifty extra cookies to get my fix. I’m Allison and clearly I’m going to write a very strongly worded letter to Nabisco.

Oreo thins are amazing, what are you talking about? Less cookie tasting just as good as a non oreo thin. It’s perfect for my diet. I love them. You’re crazy.