#liljohnwayne

"Courage is being scared to death, but saddling up anyway."

whimpers and sits down

1. How many bruises on you right now?

uh. i'd rather n0t c0unt 1ma0.

3. Have you stayed in a hospital?

n0.

4. Is trust a big issue for you?

eh.

5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently?

mhm.

7. What happened tonight?

y0unger me was an ass.

8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted?

n0t really?? pe0p1e can drink if they want tw0.

9. Is confidence cute?

it can be.

15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed?

yes.

17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?

s011ux and s0me0ne else wh0 pr0bab1y d0esn't want tw0 hear everything i have tw0 say.

20. Are you starting to realize anything?

?? what kind 0f questi0n is that.

25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?

it's n0t s0 much what i'd say, but m0re what i'd d0.

34. Listening to?

n0thing.

37. Do you believe in love at first sight?

n0t rea11y.

42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today?

n0, but i shou1d.

48. Do you sing in the shower?

s0metimes.

50. Ever used a bow and arrow?

yes.

53. Is Christmas stressful?

n0t rea11y.

57. Do you believe in ghosts?

yes.

60. Wear slippers?

s0metimes.

78. Who would you like to see in concert?

ke$ha.

90. Opinions on marriage?

d0 i have tw0 answer this.

92. Do you want to get married?

Fourteen: My muse ties up your muse

Once more Dirk isn't really sure how he finds himself like this, and it's things like this that make him consider he should probably stop partying as much as he does. Like right now, right now there is an older man, he isn't sure what he looks like really, all he knows is his older, some where behind him. Dirk was blind folded so he couldn't quite tell,but he felt soft rope, possibly a tie? Wrapping around his wrists slowly.

He swallows, fear wells in him the more what ever alcohol in his veins wanes, but the promise the the man will listen is enough to make him relax, the thought that a work would stop him means he doesn't fight what ever is around his wrists.

♥: Most wanted AU

i l ove… AU S SO MCUH btu i guess like a post apocalyptic thing or like TOTALITARIAN DYSTOPIAN GOVERNMENT i like dystopian things so yes like that VIVA LA REVOLUTION 

♦: Someone I follow and never roleplay with but enjoy watching from afar

so many people…. yeezily narutorero muttminded 2notface vayuprana epineuxx deadnvcrintern blrdemic genteelaegis dracodigiamazzi vvaccination snooq misandrykind c0rr0s1ve daddykind fauxtons w2f desajustarse i mean thats not even everyone there are so many good rpers that i like and admire and wow rp with me im lame and ill probably compliment u

♣: The url I wanted but didn’t get

omg well this was the first URL i thought of s o

‽: An unpopular/unusual ship with my character that I love

dirkroxy… clearly…. also like broroxy im down with and i like the idea of rox and some of the trolls like roxy and vriska owuld be so destructive and i kinda dig it or roxy and eridan i kinda like who knows i ship *almost* everything.

✄: Something about my portrayal that differs from others

uh well my goal i guess for roxy was to make her have really deep emotions bc thats how i like to play my characters so i think that her like constant need to try and protect everyone. maybe. i mean thats kinda just like a trait of hers thats blown up from how it is in canon, so. 

✰: A reaction image I will probably never use

i have no idea

☠: A popular fanon headcanon about my character that bugs me

i hat e how ditzy and super promiscuous some headcanons try to make her…. like, she’s not dumb shes fucking smart leave me alone

☃: A character I played on a whim and gave up on

trickster roxy…. didn’t work. also mom, kinda, but i’m still trying with that blog. 

✌: A character I played on a whim and FELL IN LOVE WITH

ROX Y

❅: A character I’m tempted to play

how old is she whatcha need i love kids

aw yeah being showered in erections and tentacles sounds like a grand ol time