S: So this plan didn’t work so well. B: It’s the resistance what do you expect? S: -shrug-

S: I liked her. She was only here for two seconds.

(where’s han?) S: Han is heckin dead. Also we don’t talk about that.

(im not leaving without you!) S: Then you’re not leaving. Who is this wannabe of a Luke Skywalker?

(you’re wasting your time) S: Im calling your sister

S: Because of Ben you dodo, he trained the next generation of sith M: So did Obi-Wan Sh,S,B -snickering- S: Its ok, everyone’s first apprentice is a sith

S: get in an Xwing and blow something up Poe! Disregard Leia! (permission to get in an xwing and blow something up?) S: HA!

(window of ship blows out, sucks Leia into space) S, M: -inhuman squawk- 

S; She’s not a Jedi but she’s a Jedi to me! I feel like Leia would have gotten shit done so fast if she was the Jedi in the old movies.

S: (about admiral holdo) I bet she’s the inside agent. I’m just gonna say that about anyone who pops up in front of Poe M: because Poe is so pure S: Yes. You can’t have hair like that and not be pure, and - M: Lets be real, Finn is the most pure S: That’s true. But you can’t have BB8 and not be a good guy

(and between it all? a force) M: Oh my. Roll credits! 

S: They’re gonna Casino Royal that shit Sh: Nooooo they’re not.

S; What the heck is wrong with him? Sh: A lot of things B: Yes. Too many to list.

S: Don’t fall in the poop B: That’d be shitty S: That’s a quote

M: Grand theft - what are these? Sh: Fathiers M: Grand theft fathiers! 

M: They’re gonna say that one line  (let the past die) M: never mind. 

S: Yes! Yoda is still the same even if Luke is not! Thank you little shriveled broccoli. 

S: It is the right of every Skywalker to lose a hand! Chop it off. Shoop. Bye bye.

Sh: Break out the museum pieces! S: But those are my childhood! 

S: I feel like this would have gone a whole lot better if Leia had gone and gotten Ben. She could have gone up and grabbed him by the ear and - B: No I dont think -  S: This is not how I raised you!

S: (not fighting what we hate) Saving what we love (Saving what we love) -explosions and kissing- S: Aw Rose that’s not the right response!