@crosscalypso Seeking to avoid finals week work.....
C: âIf I ask nicely, will you stab me with a rusty bayonet?â
Me: âNo, partly because I donât have a rusty bayonet.â
C: âOh thatâs right, itâs Whiskyâs bayonet.â
Me: âYep. That and the one that Buddy has, while slightly rusty, is a 155-year-old bayonet. So I wouldnât stab someone with it. I donât wanna damage the bayonet.â
C: âOh history nerds....the worst part is I completely understand that.âÂ
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The war was demanding much of so many, the miracle that was the success of Operation Dynamo had lifted home spirits but the war was about to come to home shores and Albert was very aware of it. The country needed to be prepared and those volunteers for Dunkirk were surely worthy of the call.
He had heard word of someone wishing to join the Royal Navy and as things had progressed, the King was wandering why on Earth it had been brought to him to work out if the recruit would be allowed to enrol, that was of course until he was actually formally introduced to Jane Smith as she was shown into his state room.
He was stood waiting, hands together a little too high to mask how nervous he truly was, not for meeting her but for all else that was happening. Regarding her seriously though still with a glint of kindness in his observations, she was already a hero in her efforts for Operation Dynamo, the issue was her sex, women and children needed to be protected at all costs after all.
I am moving Calypso to my main blog. Iâm changing the username of my main blog to be for Calypso, as Iâm far too lazy to keep switching back and forth. XD
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S - @crosscalypso
Sh - Me
M - The Freshman
B - @lil-bensolo Â
S: Heâll be ok. Itâs BB8, if they killed him everyone would riot.
S: So this plan didnât work so well.
B: Itâs the resistance what do you expect?
S: -shrug-
S: I liked her. She was only here for two seconds.
(whereâs han?)
S: Han is heckin dead. Also we donât talk about that.
(im not leaving without you!)
S: Then youâre not leaving. Who is this wannabe of a Luke Skywalker?
(youâre wasting your time)
S: Im calling your sister
S: Because of Ben you dodo, he trained the next generation of sith
M: So did Obi-Wan
Sh,S,B -snickering-
S: Its ok, everyoneâs first apprentice is a sith
S: get in an Xwing and blow something up Poe! Disregard Leia!
(permission to get in an xwing and blow something up?)
S: HA!
(window of ship blows out, sucks Leia into space)
S, M: -inhuman squawk-Â
S; Sheâs not a Jedi but sheâs a Jedi to me! I feel like Leia would have gotten shit done so fast if she was the Jedi in the old movies.
S: (about admiral holdo) I bet sheâs the inside agent. Iâm just gonna say that about anyone who pops up in front of Poe
M: because Poe is so pure
S: Yes. You canât have hair like that and not be pure, and -
M: Lets be real, Finn is the most pure
S: Thatâs true. But you canât have BB8 and not be a good guy
(and between it all? a force)
M: Oh my. Roll credits!Â
S: Theyâre gonna Casino Royal that shit
Sh: Nooooo theyâre not.
S; What the heck is wrong with him?
Sh: A lot of things
B: Yes. Too many to list.
S: Donât fall in the poop
B: Thatâd be shitty
S: Thatâs a quote
M: Grand theft - what are these?
Sh: Fathiers
M: Grand theft fathiers!Â
M: Theyâre gonna say that one lineÂ
(let the past die)
M: never mind.Â
S: Yes! Yoda is still the same even if Luke is not! Thank you little shriveled broccoli.Â
S: It is the right of every Skywalker to lose a hand! Chop it off. Shoop. Bye bye.
Sh: Break out the museum pieces!
S: But those are my childhood!Â
S: I feel like this would have gone a whole lot better if Leia had gone and gotten Ben. She could have gone up and grabbed him by the ear and -
B: No I dont think -Â
S: This is not how I raised you!
S: (not fighting what we hate) Saving what we love (Saving what we love)
-explosions and kissing-
S: Aw Rose thatâs not the right response!
(there was more but i was not faithful in recording it sorry im lazy)
1.Are the Star Wars movies based off of books?
2.No actually the books came after the movies. Someone finally rewrote all of George Lucasâ horrible dialogue
1.Storm Troopers! The guys who canât aim for life!
3.Ehh.....
2.Shhh, weâll talk about that theory later
1.Wait is R2-D2 supposed to be snarky?Â
1. This robot has such a unique, in-depth personality.
2. You have no idea
2. Imagine if Anakin hadnât ever met the Sand People and didnât know his mother died and then didnât become Darth Vader....
1. That giant like eye thing is a laser? (meaning the Death Star)
3. Poor YularinÂ
1. I wanna know how they filmed that
2,3: Actually!Â
2. -while sending comics and feels via text so that 1 wont be spoiled- I have all the feels, so YOU get all the feels
2,3: (Luke says âIm ready for anythingâ) -hopeless laughing-Â
1. Oh gosh, there goes an arm. Hey, donât only Jedi have lightsabers? And donât the color of the lightsabers determine what they are?
2. Thereâs theory
3. Thereâs a hundred
2. #WhoShotFirst?Â
1. (about the imperial spy) Itâs a mosquito!Â
1. Ah yes because a ship taking off in this town, a thing that happens all the time, is something to stare at.
1. Wait, this ship reaches light speed?
2. Yes
3. They go beyond light speed
1. Thatâs physically impossible!
2,3: Shhh
1. No no, because, photons -
2,3: SHHHHHHHH
1. Thatâs not a....... (movie: thatâs no moon)
1. What is that tiny thing?
3. A mouse droid
2. Obnoxious
Movie: Iâve felt something, a presence Iâve not felt since....
2: -via text- Since I was burned alive by my âbrotherâ, My body died and his heart died
2: -aloud- I hope this will hurt Shay
1. Is he messing with him?
3. Who? Han?
1. No Luke
2. Heâs serious
3. Theyâre both serious
2: -spamming texts of the musical that shall not be named put to SW gifs-
3: ......
2: wait wait I have something to make up for it now
2: -sends horrible feels-
3: -inhuman squeak-
1: What was that sound?
1: Where it run off to? That thing that grabbed Luke
2: Probably a hole down the bottom
3: That or it just dies
3: And this is where the other theory comes into play
1: Oh. My. Run! Run. You just alerted the entire hive!Â
2: Donât you âhey Lukeâ me
2: Itâs like an atheist saying âGod bless youâ.
2: Itâs Helmâs Deep. The Death Star is Helmâs Deep. One weakness. One tiny weakness taken down by one unstoppable force that takes down the whole thing.
2: Empire now or Empire tomorrow?
1: Which one comes first in chronological order?
2,3: Empire
1: Oh....I thought....that was....two different movies
