#lilah80

It is a law of the universe that no matter the quantity of zucchini you plant, it will always wind up being too many zucchini.

You are truly, truly bringing life-changing content

UMMMMMMM, The twitter fights make COMPLETE dog-sense. It's the way good dogs absolutely lose their shit when they detect a threat to their home and their people, whether these are actual threats or, like, your 73-year-old mail carrier putting a Lands End catalog in your mailbox.

And Lovett's like, "STOP BARKING AT THE TWITTER TROLLS, JON."

This also explains my reactions to some of Favs' Twitter fights where he is in the wrong. "That person is delivering something we need! Stop barking at them! Go to your crate!"

Looks like he finally had that Indochino suit dry cleaned

"Oh, so you two are going to infiltrate this sinister D&D mathlete convention? You two. Well, make sure your EMERGENCY CONTACT FORMS have been FILLED OUT IN TRIPLICATE so I can ALERT YOUR NEXT OF KIN when you DIE." *Favs and Tommy exchange a look* "Should we-" "No way. No way. Too dangerous." "ExCUSE me, please INCLUDE ME in this CONVERSATION."

@lilah80 Thank you! You can’t see the slick of pink-purple-blue around the edges in that photo, but they’re there and I love them. And the lip color is so pink! But other folks have assured me it looks okay and I’m being silly about being too shy to wear it.

Oh god, I would LOVE a schlubby print reporter Lovett/broadcaster Ronan AU where they have to reluctantly join forces for a story and EXPOSE THE TRUTH!

Favs is the kid in the Christmas play who waves at his mom from the stage. By 8th grade his long-suffering CCD teacher has cast him as a tree. Sure looks-wise he’d make a great Joseph, but he can’t be trusted.