#lilacwitcher

The only thing the first movie has going for it is the fact that Robert Pattinson looks like he's constipated 24/7 and Kristen Stewart can frown in 72 different ways, or whatever the number was.

The second movie was all just Bella being a suicidal daredevil and Jacob standing around going, "look at me, I have abs!"

The third was very much just, *sighs*, can no one act? Where's the human emotion? Aren't vampires supposed to feel everything 10x more? Just why?

Don't even get me started on the fourth one. You mean to tell me that just because vampires can't procreate, you didn't wear a condom? What about STDs? Or is that not much of big deal for dead people? But Bella's still human at this point. You've been around for a 109 years, you never once retained anything from Sex Ed class? Also, why do you look like you're trying to hold one in when walking down the aisle? I mean, you're 18, but aren't you happy? Not to mention, the CGI guy was... Yeah.

And all that was decent about the last one was the fight and then it didn't even happen. I don't know how everyone just ignores the whole age gap/incest-ish/'I had the hots for the mother but I bagged the daughter instead' thing, but hey, it's just movies. Really crappy ones.

I feel like if they only made one movie based on Midnight Sun and did it right, it would be better than the saga we got.

So, in conclusion, there's no personality in this story. It's like watching paint dry.

I could probably have thought this post through more but, meh... I'm just ranting anyway.

So final thought, if you're gonna watch this, be prepared to ask yourself one question: what was I thinking?