#likeliquidfire

dude i love the maine so much omg what song did they cover???

SHIP: omg calum defs

SHIP NAME: cailey

YOUR SONG: Best I Ever Had - Drake

HIS NICKNAME FOR YOU: baeley (bc he such a fuckboy)

DATING HIM WOULD INCLUDE:

getting hella jealous of jack signing ur boob but then also being like “fair enough i’d get jack to sign my boobs if i could too”

being the supreme cute cheeks couple

making him ur makeup trial subject

also trying to condition him to see if the psych theories work 

fuck halsey, marry harry, and kill michael rip 

ship: calum| ashton| luke| michael

why: okay you’d be so cute together tho like he’d be this big noodle and everyone would be scared of him but really you’d be the one with the attitude and idk i just feel it

best friend: calum| ashton| luke| michael

secretly crushes on you: calum| ashton| luke| michael

Rule Number 1: Always post the rules.

Rule Number 2: Answer the questions you were tagged on and make 11 new ones.

Rule Number 3: Tag 11 new people and link them to your post.

Rule Number 4: Let them know they were tagged.

Tagged by: cossima

Tagging:

mishabuttlins

averlac

agirlandherfandoms

likeliquidfire

jensenkrackalackles

69-in-the-afternoon

elenasempathy

sheothservant

Questions:

1.) how has your day been?

Spent most of my day watching America's Next Top Model so not bad.

2.) what kind of computer/laptop do you have? (I’m getting a laptop soon so answer this I want to know what people prefer)

I have the 2013 HP Windowsa 8 Sleekbook. It's a touch screen and it's super fun. It's not the one that can turn into a tablet, though. The only downside to it is it doesn't have a disc drive so I had to get an external one.

3.) If you were to label yourself, what would your label be?

Okay there is like no one label I could be so the conclusion is that I am a lexical gap which is the term used for when there is no word for something. For example, non-virgin is a Lexical gap because there's no actual word for it. (Better explanation on vlogbrothers)

4.) What is your favorite drink?

COCA-COLA. 100%

5.) what’s your favorite tv show?

DOCTOR WHOOO. But also Supernatural and Merlin. BUT MOSTLY DOCTOR WHO.

6.) why is it your favorite (answers for questions 4 and 5)?

Coke is my favorite because its delicious and I am addicted to it and I have to have at least one everyday

Does there need to be a reason for liking Doctor Who or the others? They're just perfect okay I just love them.

7.) how many people do you follow?

I follow exactly 200 blogs

8.) does your best friend have a blog (I want to follow them if they do)?

There's Amanda and Ray and my sister, Jenn.

9.) What’s your favorite country?

New Zealand. Or Britain.

10.) If you have a iphone, ipod, smart phone or something else that has apps, what is your favorite app? If you don’t have one of those app devices, what is your favorite website?

I don't know I think my favorite right now is Running With Friends

11.) What is your favorite style music? (pop, indie, rock, etc.)

Punk/Alternative Rock. (I feel like they're very similar but idk maybe I'm wrong)

And now for MY questions! Bahaha! >:)

1. What is your favorite quality about yourself?

2. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?

3. What is your favorite book?

4. What Hogwarts house would you be in?

5. Which Disney Character would you be?

6. What is your ideal date?

7. Where would you love to go on vacation?

8. Which TV show would you love to be on?

9. What is your favorite pick-up line?

10. Who is your celebrity crush?

Tagged by what- an-irresistibly-sexy-person 

1. After blind people are done pooping, how do they know when to stop wiping?

they obviously smell the toilet paper duhhh 

2. If you are a girl, please describe in excruciating detail what you think having a penis is like. If you are a guy, do so for a vagina. Don’t forget about periods.

okay well penis' and vaginas are disgusting but i guess having a penis would be weird i mean it's just dangling there??? and boners oh god boners are weird it's like wooop your penis decides to stand up and it's like penis no stop don't do that i'm with a lady no stop and then whacking off would be weird idek and omg you wouldn't be able to wear skinny jeans because your junk would get squished and it'd hurt and all that stuff ya 

3. Have you ever been in a relationship and what was it like?

well i've had relationship and it was so awful i wouldn't even count it as a relationship but it was bad my "boyfriend" blew me off to go skateboarding with his friends bitch 

4. If your brother/sister was picked to be in the Hunger Games, would you volunteer for him/her? (And don’t gimme dat “But I can’t volunteer because he’s a guy and I’m a girl” bullcrap.)

obviously i'd pull a katniss because i luv my bby bro 

5. Why/why not? 

because i luv my bby bro 

6. How did you discover porn for the first time?

omg i think i like opened up a popup or whatever and penis and vagina and i yeLLED 

7. What part of your body would you modify? (None of that “I want to be less fat” bullshit, I mean something like different eye color or a different shaped nose or something.)

i think it'd be really cool to have blue eyes or whatever as an asian 

8. If you were a dude and had to choose between a blowjob by a Charmander or a handjob by a Geodude, which one would you pick?

blowjob by charmander hands down i love that mother fucker 

9. If you like someone right now (BE HONEST), describe him/her without mentioning his/her name.

lmao i like three guys

guy number one he is stunning oh my god he's a foreign exchange student but awh he's leaving soon but i think i'm in love because he's just the cutest thing ever and he's a ceramist and he's perfect okay 

guy number two i've had a fling with this kid since last year i actually liked him a lot like a lot a lot but then he stopped talking to me and he's kind of a douche and i hate and love him but i missed him this whole year and can't wait to see him again honestly 

guy number three idek i guess you can say he's just a guy to fall back on and i don't really like him i mean it could start sometime but he's really attractive and he's so cute and mysterious and he has the sexiest arms ever and his voice oh god can he touch me please 

10. What would your stripper name be?

i don't fucking know xD uh hustler hoe idk 

11. Do you think I’m fucked up after reading these questions?

not really xD 

my questions:

1. wow i really don't want to do this but uh what song are you listening to?

2. do you go shopping often?

3. if you were about to be thrown into a volcano what would be your escape plan?

4. what would happen if you woke up and i was laying next to you?

5. do you sleep naked?

6. what if you woke up and you were pregnant and you found out your baby daddy was your favorite celebrity?

7. if you could spend the last few minutes of your life with anyone who would it be and what would you guys do? 

8. what if you could read peoples mind?

9. what are you wearing right now l o l?

10. do you like chicken?

11. what would you do if you found the cure for cancer and some bloke took credit?