Rule 1 - post the rules Rule 2 - Answer the questions the tagger sent you in their post and make 11 new ones. Rule 3 - Tag 11 people and link them to your post. Rule 4 - Let them know youāve tagged them
Tagged by what- an-irresistibly-sexy-personĀ
1. After blind people are done pooping, how do they know when to stop wiping?
they obviously smell the toilet paper duhhhĀ
2. If you are a girl, please describe in excruciating detail what you think having a penis is like. If you are a guy, do so for a vagina.Ā Donāt forget about periods.
okay well penis' and vaginas are disgusting but i guess having a penis would be weird i mean it's just dangling there??? and boners oh god boners are weird it's like wooop your penis decides to stand up and it's like penis no stop don't do that i'm with a lady no stop and then whacking off would be weird idek and omg you wouldn't be able to wear skinny jeans because your junk would get squished and it'd hurt and all that stuff yaĀ
3. Have you ever been in a relationship and what was it like?
well i've had relationship and it was so awful i wouldn't even count it as a relationship but it was bad my "boyfriend" blew me off to go skateboarding with his friends bitchĀ
4. If your brother/sister was picked to be in the Hunger Games, would you volunteer for him/her? (And donāt gimme dat āBut I canāt volunteer because heās a guy and Iām a girlā bullcrap.)
obviously i'd pull a katniss because i luv my bby broĀ
5. Why/why not?Ā
because i luv my bby broĀ
6. How did you discover porn for the first time?
omg i think i like opened up a popup or whatever and penis and vagina and i yeLLEDĀ
7. What part of your body would you modify? (None of that āI want to be less fatā bullshit, I mean something like different eye color or a different shaped nose or something.)
i think it'd be really cool to have blue eyes or whatever as an asianĀ
8. If you were a dude and had to choose between a blowjob by a Charmander or a handjob by a Geodude, which one would you pick?
blowjob by charmander hands down i love that mother fuckerĀ
9. If you like someone right now (BE HONEST), describe him/her without mentioning his/her name.
lmao i like three guys
guy number one he is stunning oh my god he's a foreign exchange student but awh he's leaving soon but i think i'm in love because he's just the cutest thing ever and he's a ceramist and he's perfect okayĀ
guy number two i've had a fling with this kid since last year i actually liked him a lot like a lot a lot but then he stopped talking to me and he's kind of a douche and i hate and love him but i missed him this whole year and can't wait to see him again honestlyĀ
guy number three idek i guess you can say he's just a guy to fall back on and i don't really like him i mean it could start sometime but he's really attractive and he's so cute and mysterious and he has the sexiest arms ever and his voice oh god can he touch me pleaseĀ
10. What would your stripper name be?
i don't fucking know xD uh hustler hoe idkĀ
11. Do you think Iām fucked up after reading these questions?
not really xDĀ
my questions:
1. wow i really don't want to do this but uh what song are you listening to?
2. do you go shopping often?
3. if you were about to be thrown into a volcano what would be your escape plan?
4. what would happen if you woke up and i was laying next to you?
5. do you sleep naked?
6. what if you woke up and you were pregnant and you found out your baby daddy was your favorite celebrity?
7. if you could spend the last few minutes of your life with anyone who would it be and what would you guys do?Ā
8. what if you could read peoples mind?
9. what are you wearing right now l o l?
10. do you like chicken?
11. what would you do if you found the cure for cancer and some bloke took credit?
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