#like....huh

academic conferences will literally be like Congratulations! For The Honor Of Presenting Your Research We Will Allow You To Pay Us $400 :)

fun question ....,,, does everyone have a moment where they suddenly find andy samberg really hot or is that just me 

"Age in bio or I'm blocking you!" - person who's never heard of lying I guess

remember when porter robinson tried to get people to stop dancing at his concert by saying "this is art, if you wanna do that go somewhere else" god i still cant believe that happened like yea lemme tell my paying devoted fans to stop enoying themselves at my show because i'm too pretentious to have fun

There's this guy next to me talking to his friend about military stuff and I'm in awe

i’ve had some of the weirdest dreams lately.