#like. objectively

whatif i fingered your crack on camera while u dryhump me while we're naked everywhere except for our dicks and balls. and we are coworkers

What the hell do Simpsons writers put in Flanders episodes man. They always go so fucking hard

the more i play parallel universe bureau the more i think orion deserves much better, like, he is truly better off not being shipped with the MC - it feels so shoehorned. bro needs to be in season 3 of soulless or some shit like.

I know my allergies are ever present even in winter, like objectively I know that, mostly because I'll sneeze twenty-threetimes in a row quite often. I still felt an extreme sense of validation when my new asthma and allergy specialist looked into my nose with the little orifice flashlight thingy and said "yep you've got congestion"

can we all as a collective agree that stormterror's lair has the best ost?

I am. so. so sorry to people who followed me for neat graphics about wholesome children’s games and wound up with a gremlin who only complains a lot and talks about most characters being gay, but only once every 3-4 months and exclusively at odd hours.