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Why do we have teeth? For eating power lines of course

#power lines #Mmmms crunchy #I feel the electricity flowing through my teeth #Like spaghetti

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were it not for the laws of this land (physics) i would eat this rosary

#like spaghetti #then i would be sad though cause i hold on to it a lot #it's a very sexy rosary what can i say #anyway do you ever just want to consume god #me

I got a new coat and my dad said I looked “long” and “notwide”

#idk #no you’re not tall buildings are tall #people are long #like spaghetti #is spaghetti tall?#didn’t think so #-this is a real conversation I had with my father. With whom I share genes.#this is part of me and I don’t know whether to be afraid or in awe #text post #tumblr memes

How do you arrest a hanar?

You do knot

#you do not #or you tie his tentacles into knots #like spaghetti #what #mass effect #mass effect meme #me memes

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