[text] It’s like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it’s gummy bears and instead of milk it’s vodka.
send me some text memes!
[ ;;sunshine babe ]
so you mean not at all like cereal and milk and more like what the fuck
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[text] It’s like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it’s gummy bears and instead of milk it’s vodka.
send me some text memes!
[ ;;sunshine babe ]
so you mean not at all like cereal and milk and more like what the fuck

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❝ hey. tired of being heterosexual ?? ❞
➳ sunglasses emoji ayyy
meme: accepting !!
it was nice to be with heather; it wasn’t like back when there was heather chandler && heather duke tagging along. power couple. it didn’t feel like it; && the staring. there was so much staring. ( but when she sat with heather, she was always forgetting. ) veronica’d gotten up from their lunch spot to grab a napkin; out of the corner, there was heather, stealing a bite of her cookie. sitting back down beside her, veronica GRINNED.
❝ don’t you dare think for a minute no one saw that. ❞
"I’ve never heard that one before."
:: REACTION M E M E.
❛ that’s because i totally made it up. ❜
( note :: the previous statement [ see above ] could also be used as an overt explanation, of why the joke wasn’t funny, in the first place. )
[text] Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I’ve been waiting for this moment forever. ( casually sends u memes u reblogged 20 years ago & hopes u dont hate me xoxo )
to: bumblebee
text: if i come over and watch some movies with you
text: will you share your oreos with me

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"Do I look fat to you?"
Books frowned, looking over the girl for a moment. "Uh...no. Why?"
◤ astatistic & liifeboat probably jumped ◢
❝Look at her. I've never seen anyone so pathetic. She's trying so hard and she honestly believes she's the best.❞
liifeboat raised-like-a-warrior mistressxdeath tiffanyxmaxwell
"Did you just take that?"