#light stuffing

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"Now where the heck did she hide this stuff?"

Jax searched around Ragatha's bedroom, a very specific item on the mind. Ever since the Spudsy's adventure, Ragatha had kept a sort of... keepsake. Just a little bit of stupid sauce for old times sake...

Drugs. It was drugs.

The closest thing to weed within this purgatory, she wanted to preserve a few bottles just in case, or whatever. Zooble had also partaken in the stupid saucing, and now Jax wanted to get in on it. He was, admittedly, a bit of a stoner in his old life. This stuff seemed interesting, at least this once.

Finally finding where the dolly kept the goodies, Jax swiped a mostly empty bottle and dashed back to his own room. "They said it works better if it gets in your eye... welp, here goes!" Willing to try anything, the rabbitoid squirted a dab of the pink condiment into his eye, hissing at the slight burn. Before he knew it, the world around him started to distort and swirl into black, making him panic.

In said panic, he skedaddled from his room into the hall but crashed into the wall next to Zooble's door.

"What the -"

Zooble peered outside in confusion before seeing Jax on the ground, crosseyed. "The hell did you just do to yourself?" Blinking like a frog, he slowly looked upward to his building blocks built frienemy and got a wide, dopey grin. "Woahhh, heyyyy, Zoobieee~ Were you always this ssshexy??" "Ok, you're absolutely high right now." Stepping out into the hall, Zooble stood Jax back up onto his own paws.

Jax was purring like a fool, feeling so nice from the sauce. He just slow blinked at Zooble and cheesed, head absolutely empty. His head wasn't the only empty thing...

GRRRRGGRRLL

"Hm? Heheh, m'belly is talkin to youuuu," "No it's not, weirdo. I'll lead the way to the kitchen area, but you better BEHAVE and only eat actual food, got it?" Frowning but in compliance, Jax followed his geometric chaperone to the kitchen.

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The stupid sauce effect wasn't as strong as it was initially, but Jax was definitely still getting the munchies bad. He locked eyes onto the microwave dinner in the freezer and began to heat it. While that was heating, Jax grabbed what had to be the world's largest chocolate bar and practically swallowed it whole. His gluttony was already well known even when not under any influences, but combined with the silly substance, he felt like a black hole.

Once the dinner was ready, the boy wasted no time getting it out of the microwave and scarfing it down like the beast he is. "Holy [BLOOP] this beef bowl is incredible, I can't believe it's microwaved!" Tail wagging in delight as he finished up his meal, he rubbed at his now slightly distended tummy and sighed contently.

"Mmmn, I could still eat somethin else, though..." he figured, perusing the rest of the kitchen. Zooble, deciding they were over witnessing this, headed back for their room and allowed the hare to glut himself on his ownsome.

This was irresponsible for many reasons.

Jax, not finding anything to his taste, growled in irritation. That was until a certain ribbony lady shuffled into the kitchen. Oh, now this was perfect, Jax thought. "Ribbons, boy am I glad to see you," he snickered, looming over her frame.

"Ummm, hey, Jax... I kind of wanted to, um, just take this konpeito candy and go..." Gangle attempted to stand her ground, snaking her arms onto the counter and retrieving a small bag of the Japanese treat. Jax buffered a moment, his high brain delaying his response. "... ohh, is that what they're called? HAH, of course otaku girl likes the Japanese candy." Annoyed and flustered, Gangle tried to evade this nuisance of a hare but to no avail.

"I'm gonna eat you now." "HUH-"

Just as he said, Jax pounced onto Gangle ravenously and made quick work of her form, swallowing her up like the Chuck E Cheese ticket muncher from the 2010s. Even if this was fairly standard occurrence at this point, it didn't make the experience less weird.

Now very full, Jax leaned back against the counter and sighed. "Knew I could rely on you to be a niiiice, filling dessert, Ribbons~ wonder how long it'll take Zoobs to start lookin for ya." Gangle cringed, but figured she might as well get comfortable inside. It wasn't too bad all things considered, since it was soft and warm in there. The two sleepyheads dozed off for quite a while...

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"Gangle? Gangle, where are you-" Zooble had been looking around for their girlfriend and locked daggers onto Jax when she saw his very rounded gut. "JAX YOU [BOINK]ER QUIT EATING GANGLE ALREADY!!!" The rabbit had hardly enough time to awaken before Zooble charged, grabbing and twisting his ears.

"OW OW OW ZOOBLE GET OFF OF ME!" "If you let her out I might consider it..." Wincing in pain, Jax begrudgingly agreed to free his tummy's captive. Opening his maw, he reached down into his throat and yoinked the girl out, setting her barely awake self onto her feet. "What... happened?"

"Nothin much, you were just keepin my belly full for a bit, heheh!" Zooble's gaze was piercing, but they were glad Jax actually listened for once. "I doubt you were even still high when you did this, but whatever. Be glad I'm too tired to beat the snot out of you for this," the mix and match character said before they and Gangle vacated the kitchen. Jax shrugged, looking at the imaginary audience. "Jeez, a fella can't even satisfy his cravings these days..."

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Hope you enjoyed the goober's misadventure for today, LOL