#lifewithspawn

“I am MISTuh Wafful!” #lifewithspawn #youngestspawn https://www.instagram.com/p/B2jU1ejg9ZQ/?igshid=tirdnn1j6t

CAPTAIN PIG(as voice by Youngest Spawn): What? What is THIS?! You MONSTERS! ::munch munch:: ...my god. We ARE delicious! #bacon #badpiggies #lifewithspawn https://www.instagram.com/p/BwPZQs1AJ3j/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=185ne4hwwexoq

One and a half dozen pumpkin sprout kings have weathered the constant rain followed by the low early morning temperatures. #gardening #pumpkins #lifewithspawn https://www.instagram.com/p/BxSGFk6ApYD/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=2kra0k6qik0d

#lifewithspawn https://www.instagram.com/p/BxGcQnZgae-/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=19p8ushk31ow3

When “You need to at least START your summer reading” turns into “seriously dude, we need to go to bed...” #lifewithspawn #youngestspawn #summerreading #theoddyssey #graphicnovel https://www.instagram.com/p/Bmw9bJcBh4t/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1qq5fswy4dwbz

“Yeah, it’s eggs, bacon, cheese, butter, and bread - all stacked up. That makes it a BALANCED breakfast!” #daughterchild #lifewithspawn #lol

Middlest Spawn sez: “Ohmahgawd, dat selfie game on pooooooint!” #lifewithspawn #selfie #heyinternetlookatmyface

Among other things, for his #birthday I set the kid loose in the dollar store gave him six bucks to spend however he wanted. He got a laser pointer, a pinwheel, a balloon animal kit, two packs of noisemakers for his party guests, and a little temporary habitat for his stepsister for when she goes frogcatching with her dad. He then made a balloon animal on the way to pick her up from aftercare, and gifted it to some random other littler kid there. #lifewithspawn #youngest #happybirthday