Jan 4, 2025
Rotating lieutenant michael assistent around in my brain again
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Rotating lieutenant michael assistent around in my brain again
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I decided to make a poll about this. so...
DIRK GENTLY FANDOM, what do we think?
bottom!Friedkin x top!Assistent
Hell ye
Nooo
This is a ship?
Here's a somewhat blurry picture of them, enjoy!
(Friedkin on the left, Assistent on the right if someone doesn't know them, but wants to chime in)
No one is thinking enough about Agent Stone DGHDA crack ships. Please imagine
TELL ME ABOUT ASSISFRIEDKIN!!! I assume it’s friedkin and lt assistent?
yeag themst! i was promising myself i would someday make a Proper post (and even kept a similar ask as a reminder for myself, sorry i never got back to you tumblr user dykebarbie, i SEE U and APPRECIATE YOU), but i just never have enough energy/motivation for that (maybe i should've changed my blog name lmao, but also i love assisfriedkin :3), SO. instead.
i'll hand you this mcfucking google doc that was meant to be a collection of resources for me to make a post from. tysm for asking, genuinely, and have fun!
Why You Should Consider Shipping Michael Assistent And Hugo Friedkin: an introductory post HUGO FRIEDKIN SECTION from the original assisfr
also if im bothered enough times there's a chance ill finish the outline for that au where friedkin is replaced with an alternative friedkin from a timeline where he wasn't a bad guy (i call that alt!hugo au), and that makes both him and mike have soooo many kinds of existential crises <3
oh also both kp (@generalized-incompetence) and phoebe (@clockworkcheetah) have assisfriedkin headcanons — guys, would you mind sharing, or adding screenshots/links of old stuff?
also kp i beg of you to link that library fic of yours, i love it so so much :3 :3 :3 my fac thingie, my comfort read!!
”Does it... suck, sir?”
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assistent haters do NOT interact i’m thinking about my baby boy <333
so was anyone gonna tell me that Lieutenant Assistent’s actor, aka Amitai Marmorstein, probably has the funniest fucking twitter out of all the Dirk Gently actors or was i supposed to find that out myself
