#liataylor

Some day, I am going to have kids. And when they are difficult, I will look Alyson straight in the eyes and say "My parents put me up for adoption, and I turned out well enough."

Okay, back when Alyson was really into this comic called "Hannah is not a boy's name", we were talking over text, and ended up roleplaying as the two main protagonists for like 5 minutes, spontaneously. She was Hannah, and I was being the zombie character guy. We only did for five minutes, because the whole time, I didn't know we were roleplaying. She was talking about getting a new book of spells, and I just assumed she meant she had gone to the library and gotten books on the stuff. My responses apparently just fit the character's reactions well enough she didn't notice that I wasn't in the know, until she said something I didn't understand.

Yo, guys, I have a 20% coupon on all general goods at Meijer, and it stacks with my employee 10%. It expires on the 17th, so if anyone wants to coordinate a day and have a mini shopping spree, or just wants me to buy anything specific for them (any you can pay me back later), just ask. Otherwise I'm just going to buy a couple of little things for myself. 30% off, if you want it, take it.

Alyson where the fuck is you (I've now sent you a message/attempted to contact you somehow in everyway I know how)

Either I'm sick, or I subconsciously don't think I'm pretty enough

Alyson was talking about the idea of her some of you all from Kendall getting a place together. So, if you guys end up doing that, and need boxes for moving, I know that the Meijer I work at has tons of banana boxes they let customers take almost daily, and for free. Not sure if you have to call in first to get them, or something.