#liamah

IZZY

Looks: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10Mmmm~~ he’s got those nice muscles, at least, and I gotta lovve a tall man. That hair, though, reelly? and his horns are plain ridiculous >:THe’s got such a swweet face though.

Personality: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10If he’d quit grovvelling at evvery opportunity, he’d be a nine!! I mean I like I lovve my warmbloods a bit submissivve, but enough is enough, buoy!

Attraction: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10I guess. I mean, those muscles are preeetty swweet.

Would they date them: yes | noI’m pretty sure he’d do wwhatevver I asked and that is such a turn on!

Favorite thing about them: Howw eager to please he is!!

Least favorite thing about them: He don’t stand up straight! You’re hidin’ yourself awway!

PROPER

Looks: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10They cute af. Lovve dem long-ass fangs an’ their makeup is sooo on point! That pun is, by the wway, totally intended.Then they got that acrobattler bod, buuut... metal limbs. Unfor-tuna-te.Great fashion sense, though. Lovve me some midriff.

Personality: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10Cod, wwhat a self-important shitblood. You ain’t in charge, swweetie. Learn your coddamn place.

Attraction: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10Do I get to ignore their personality? ‘cause cod damn howw long havve I wwanted to get wwith a contorturer??

Would they date them: yes | noThey need some breakin’ in, but I think I could make it work.

Favorite thing about them: Those cute fangs and the way they do their lipstick! Clevver lil thing, they are.

LIAMAH

Looks: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10Wwoah buddy, gotta love them comballet bodies!! Those muscles, the way they movve, UGH yessss :DDDUnfor-tuna-etly, gotta dock some points for fashion sense, horn upkeep, and those blemishes. Hel-lo, even shitbloods can afford oil!!!Oh oh oh! and his skin is so delectable. Pale lil grubling, d’awww. It makes him look so delicate :3

Personality: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10He’s so glubbin’ cute!!!

Attraction: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10Oh, my cod. Givve him to me.

Would they date them: yes | noSeariously, is he taken?

Favorite thing about them: That way he has a turnin’ a phrase! Eelmao idk if that’s the right wword, but howw he talks is super adorbs :)))

Least favorite thing about them: I don’t like to focus on the negativve, swweetiegrub, buuuuut... those moles :’(There’s gotta be a wway to fix those, right?

RUSSEL

Looks: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10I w-n’t deny, the man’s fit.

Personality: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10He’s a t-uch friv-l-us and apparently incapable -f spelling. -ther than than, he’s generally un-bjecti-nable.

Attraction: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10Again, he’s fit.

Would they date them: yes | noI d-n’t believe I c-uld handle him in anything m-re than small d-ses.

Favorite thing about them: He c-mpletes his tasks.