#liam;;

he was walking back to his car when another one pulled up -- and a familiar face was stumbling out of it. theo couldn’t hold back a small grin. “you’re too late, meeting’s already over.”

A low hum escaped him and he smirked faintly. “Looking lovely as always, my dear.” He reached out, trailing his finger over the back of her shoulder. “What’s the occasion?” 

“maybe you’re not, but you do have a pretty nice ass.” theo teased, stepping right back into liam’s personal space after the other had shoved him. “we can watch a crappy movie.”

“you sound like some cheesy fifteen year old girl.”

“maybe, but would the person really, with one hundred percent certainty, know that i would be happy about the kiss, and would want to kiss them?”

“that would be a huge violation of privacy if they don’t ask for my consent first.”

“didn’t think of you as a weirdo, no worries. you’re my brother’s friend, right?” he nodded towards the kitchen, signalizing liam to follow him, and then walked ahead. the mac n cheese was still waiting in the oven.