Under the cut.

Post the first line of your last 10 published fics, then tag 10 people. I was tagged by @setsailslash and @braingray! Thank you, guys!

Terms and Services (LexJay): “ ‘Bizarro is no longer of any use to me. I’ve had my lawyers draw up the papers giving you total custody.’ ” (Actually, this is dialogue from RHatO so… Lobdell wrote this. My first line is the second line, “Lex watches the two ‘outlaws’ exchange skeptical looks before they turn back to him.”)

A Love Story (JayDick): “I’m in trouble.” 

Bird-Brain and Kitten (JayDick): “Dick expected Selina.” 

Black Onyx & Gold (BruJay): “Bruce never tires of the view when he exits his closet (which is really more of a dressing room) in the mornings.”

Opportunity Knocks (Ra’sJay): “Jason gets separated from his family while hunting a particularly dangerous pack.” 

Laid Bare (JayDick) - “He had tried.” 

Finders Keepers (Slade/Robinpile): “Slade has never really considered himself a collector of any kind.” 

An Empty Canvas (JayDick): “He can’t believe his eyes.” 

Batman Doesn’t Smile (LukeDuke): “ ‘Why would you say I’m not the real Batman?’ ” 

Waiting Game (Ra’sJay): “Ra’s al Ghul has been watching and waiting for years now.” 

I tracked you down for a fandom. lmao. I had to think for few minutes what I would say would be an underrated fandom for DC. More specifically, for me, Jason Todd. I’ve decided to go with ClarkJay and LexJay. I couldn’t pick just one. Both of these have have a lot of potential and I don’t see them very much. True rarepairs. 

FYI: Here are the number of fics using these pairing tags on AO3:

Jason’s Top 7 ships (same list as the “do not write” list):

Tim Drake(3421)

Dick Grayson (3250)

Roy Harper (859)

Bruce Wayne (754)

Reader (324)

Damian Wayne (317)

3some w/ Roy Harper and Koriand’r (199)

Data on some rare pairs:

Stephanie Brown (143)

Slade Wilson(138)

Kyle Rayner (117)

Barbara Gordon (106)

Roman Sionis(102)

Talia Al Ghul (52)

Cassandra Cain (46)

Clark Kent (33)

Kara Zor-El (32)

Raven (31)

Wally West (28)

Rose Wilson (28)

Donna Troy (26)

Bette Kane (21)

Lex Luthor (19)

Harley Quinn (18)

Joker (16)

Pairs with 10 or less:

Bizzaro (DCU)(2)

Ra’s Al Ghul(10)

Jason Todd/Jason Todd (6)

Thomas Wayne (3)

Duke Thomas (2) 

Hal Jordan (2)

Disclaimer: This is not an exhausted list. Data taken from AO3 on June 8, 2019, and it doesn’t take into account if it’s a main or side ship, so that could artificially inflate some numbers. Also, due to the finicky tagging system on AO3, the numbers might not be 100% accurate. Thanks to those who sent in the corrections!

Chapters: 2/2 Fandom: Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Lex Luthor/Jason Todd Characters: Lex Luthor, Jason Todd, Artemis of Bana-Mighdall, Bizarro (DCU) Additional Tags: Extremely Dubious Consent, Sexual Coercion, Lex may be on the Justice League but he’s still a bad dude, Slight Canon Divergence, Rough Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Dirty Talk, blushing Jason Todd, Dom/sub Undertones, Lex is a bossy bitch, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, unedited, we die liek mne Series: Part 1 of Jason Todd Rare Pair Challenge, Part 1 of Jason Todd Fucks the DC Universe Chapter Summary:

Luthor may have saved Bizarro's life, but the increased intellect that came as a side effect of the procedure isn't permanent.