#leximander

boyfriend comes too early @ mystillyoungself-ficlicious I CANT BREATHE

…heart so bad @ mystillyoungself-ficlicious you need to read

I feel like @leximander needs a say too, since she lit this dumpster fire to begin with. XD

@mystillyoungself-ficlicious I NEED IT IN MY LIFE....

My playlist is a whole bunch of heavy, dark bass, the coffee is hot, the words are flowing. 

The chapter starts: “Bucky instantly knows the moment Steve and Toni finally get their shit together and let themselves bond.”

oh my god 

lonely houses off the road by Etharei

Barnes is now glaring at him for some reason. It’s somewhat terrifying but also, oddly, a little reassuring— because that’s emotionright there, which means there’s still somebody behind those eyes. Somebody who seems to think Sam is being a bit slow on the uptake. “Time parameters exceeded. Mission failed.”

“Wait.” Sam narrows his eyes. “Is this some kind of… report? Debriefing?”

“Mission report,” confirms Barnes, looking pleased. Well, looking slightly less murderous than before.

In which various people deal with things they never signed up for, but at the end of the day no one’s particularly surprised.

REVE STOGERS, P.I., STARRING IN: The Mystery of the Rotund Pussy by alcibiades

Reve Stogers, Private Investigator, helps a dame find her lost pussy.

Selfies from the Underground by eleveninches

Tony reminded himself that the second the incorrect password was entered, the phone would destroy itself and any data on it. And there was no way someone named Tepid the Magnificent would guess–

“I’m in,” said Tepid. “Soon I’ll know all of the Avengers’ secrets.”

Tony briefly closed his eyes. “Steve. What was your password?”

“It’s ‘password,’” Tepid replied.

I was tagged by @lauralot89 

(-SQUEE- Hi, I didn’t realize you know I existed! :D)

Answer 11 random questions posted for you. Create 11 new questions and tag 11 people. Let the person who tagged you know you answered.

1. Would you rather be a mermaid or a fairy?

I want to scream mermaid since they’re my favorite thing ever, BUT if I had to BE a mythical/magical being, I’d be a fairy simply because the ocean is a scary, scary and cool (but scary) super unexplored place and to be honest I’m freaked out by 80% of the fish/creatures in there. Plus I think flying would be really awesome. I could fly all over the world and see distant lands instead of just visiting all the beaches around the world. XD

2. If you could banish one food from the face of the earth forever, what would it be?

That’s a tough one, I want to say stinky tofu, but my sister and mother love it, so that would make them sad. Hmm, maybe... eggplant. I don’t particularly like the taste and the texture is freaky.

3. Favorite ice cream flavor?

Hazelnut ice cream! It is sooooo good. I’ve never seen it in California though. It might exist on the east coast? (I heard they have more European stuff, don’t quote me though, since I’ve only been to New York once years and years ago.) Since the only place I’ve had Hazelnut ice cream was in Germany. OMG, if you ever go to Europe, try hazelnut ice cream! It is soooooooo good. (Hazelnut Gelato is EVEN BETTER THOUGH! ARGH, making me crave it!)  And not the stuff that’s mixed with chocolate either, it has to be pure hazelnut!

4. Is there any one character (film, book, etc.) that you feel is just like you?

I love many characters, but I don’t generally feel like any of them are just like me. Though if I had to pick, maybe Hotaru Tomoe, before she made friends with ChibiUsa and became Sailor Saturn. She was shy, lonely and sickly. I can relate to her. Plus, we shared a haircut when I was little! :D 

5. Favorite riddle or joke?

Oh man, I am so bad at riddles and jokes. I don’t really know any riddles, which is probably why I’m so bad at them? Um, jokes I don’t know many either, and most don’t make me laugh... because they fly right over my head. >.>;;

Though, if you want to laugh, the Axis of Evil Comedy show is hilarious! :D https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=718bxd8ojBY

6. Favorite corporate mascot?

The Starbucks Siren, because she’s AWESOME and a two tailed mermaid! :D Did I mention mermaids are my favorite thing EVER?

7. What’s the most entertainingly bad movie you’ve ever watched?

Vampires Suck (2010) I’ve only ever watched maybe 30 mins of Twilight, but this parody was great and also kinda bad. Still better than Twilight though.

8. If you could bring one fictional character to life, who would it be?

Wonder Woman, she’s one of my favorite heroes and not only should she kick ass and save the world during crisis and disasters, she would also fight for women’s rights and inspire a lot of girls. Plus, she’s an Amazon and like an Immortal (or a demi-god or something) so she’d be around for a while! :D

9. Would you rather be fluent in every human language on Earth or be able to talk to animals?

SO MANY HARD CHOICES! ;-; I want to say talk to animals, but being fluent in every language on Earth seems like it would get me a job? Though, I could be an AMAZING zoo keeper or vet or something if I could talk to animals... sooo. UUUGH, I don’t know! ANIMALS, I choose talking to animals! I don’t talk to many people anyways, so I guess knowing every language ever wouldn’t help me much.

10. What’s the least useful super power in your opinion?

Zan from the Wonder Twins that turns into various forms of water. Or well, needing your twin to activate your powers? 

11. Do you believe in the paranormal?

Yes, I think ghosts and other paranormal phenomenon probably exist and some of the cryptids like sea serpents and lake monsters may be real too. I mean, the ocean is a giant scary scary and unexplored place. Aliens are probably real too, but I don’t think they’ve been flying around in UFO’s visiting Earth. But given the vastness of space, yeah, pretty sure Earth isn’t the only planet to have life.

Questions for Those Tagged: 

What’s your favorite story/fairy tale/myth from your culture(or another culture) that you would like to see turned into a movie?

What’s the first cartoon you remember watching?

Are you bilingual? multilingual? If so, did you learn English first or second? (or third or fourth...)

What is your favorite animal and why?

What countries have you traveled to?

If you had a superpower what power would you like to have?

The Sorting Hat (or Pottermore) would put you in Hufflepuff? Gryffindor? Ravenclaw? Slytherin?

What scares you more, spiders or bees?

Would you rather live in a big city or a more rural area?

What is your Chinese Zodiac or western Astrological sign? 

Favorite dessert or snack food?

Tagging

I will check it oouuutt thank friend

Hit shuffle on your iPod, iPad, phone, iTunes, media players, etc then write down the first 10 songs. Then pass this to 10 people. One rule: no skipping!

1) Mind over Matter by Young the Giant

2) Maps by Maroon 5 

3) Sleepyhead by Passion Pit

4) Mirrors by Justin Timberlake

5) Battle Cry by Imagine Dragons

6) Funeral by To Kill A King

7) Mess is Mine by Vance Joy

8) Wild Ones by Flo Rida (how did this get in here)

9) From Eden by Hozier

10) Warriors by Imagine Dragons