Here are my thoughts and favorite moments from this episode (The five are colored like this: Nate Parker Sophie Eliot and Hardison):
Because Iām a dork I absolutely love the routine at the beginning like those stunts??? A++
āSo yes, I am theĀ āmoronā in charge.ā
Who works on 1 inch mats???
The girl was breathing and she was doing CPR???
āTheyāre teenage girls! What do I know about teenage girls?āĀ āYou were one once?āĀ āOnly sort of!ā
āI know right? Pffft, 20 feet, walk it off.āĀ āParker, you do know that normal people donāt just walk off a 20 foot fall, right?āĀ āSo all the times I pushed Hardison off a building and he was allĀ āaahhhā he wasnāt just being funny?āĀ āNo way in hell it was funny!ā
Eliot calling him a frog and he >:(
Nate turning it into a sport (Which it should be that shit is hard)
Um ok cheerleaders donāt like the government but if they were to keep them safe and set decent safety standards than they would still hate them but they would be safe
All the cheerleaders following Parker and talking
āLetās go steal us a congressmanā
ok so like. The one congresswomanās point about not taking money from the arts is good but you should still like protect the children
Parker pulling out the laser grid kjsfgh
That congressman is annoyingly clean
Hardison being an adorable dork andĀ āBam! What! More money!!ā
They way the girl just fell backwards
āDonāt- Donāt pop a nerve. Donāt throw a book.ā
...competitive cheer is more than just stunts and jumping up an down im-
āI will call my whole rolodex!ā
The honest congressman wholly offended about the bribe
āI donāt vote.āĀ āOh you will.ā