#elasticella

ok *pulls sleeves up and gets ready to type*

Most of these there isn't too much of, so I can speak briefly about them and share some excerpts, no problem.

evil annie/abed

this is 100% because you and @bohemicns wrote those excellent fics for the mutually assured destruction ficathon, what can one do.

I'm not exaggerating when I say there's little content for some of these. This is all I have for this fic:

evil annie, which he takes to calling her, is a creature whose sole intent is to mesmerize. this is the only way he manages to make sense of how he feels when she looks at him.

I don't care about a plot, when have I ever, what I do want to see is Abed's attempts to ~narratively explain to himself his attraction towards Evil!Annie.

girlhood is like godhood begging to be believed

This is one of those things that doesn't have a single word to it, it's just an idea. I am a big Dangerous Liaisons fan, and am not opposed to indulging in Greek myth, let us say, so I thought to myself, why not both? *El Dorado gif*

I wanted to take the whole cast of the four siblings and add some adjacent dumbasses (cassandra, ok, any excuse to add cassandra is a good excuse). So we have clytemnestra, castor, pollux, helen & cassandra. We have a dangerous liaisons AU. That is all.

(Also, I was a big fan of Castor and Pollux in the original Sailor Moon anime. Make of that what you will.)

Now when I look at all this, I'm not even sure how this title got here. Maybe from a ficathon? *shrugs shoulders*

vanessa blair

The world would've been a better place if we could've gotten a Vanessa/blair friendship. I want basically Dan/Blair, but with Vanessa. If no one else writes it, I will have to.

Vanessa walks into the woman soon be known as Blair exactly like the sleep-deprived freshwoman (thank you very much) disaster she is, looking over some shots of the yard taken on her phone yesterday when she was considering shooting her next video there.

That is literally all I have.

amy ainsley AU

Now, this I have more of. Maybe this was for an exchange or sth? I know I never posted it, or finished it. Amy is Amy March from Little Women, transported into The West Wing to annoy & make Ainsely fall in love with her.

This one has more meat on its bones, but not sure how I would go about continuing it.

Ainsley, as a rule, hates being prejudiced, but she's also not come where she's come without using a few mental shortcuts on her way from there to here, and from where Ainsley's standing both generally in life, as a Deputy White House Council, a black sheep of a Republican in a Democratic administration, and specifically, on this staff meeting, well - Amy smells of Massachusetts, her stated home state, amongst other things; reeks of it even, a poster child of inadequate driving skills (telling a tale of hitting a lamp post in Boston, albeit discreetly, but Ainsley overheard it anyway), nursing what Ainsley knows is the cheapest and by far the worst coffee in a one-mile radius, skipping over some of her Rs, though not all of them, and last but not fucking least there is the mind-shattering liberalism obvious from -- well, maybe it's not obvious in the usual sense of the word, and maybe Ainsley will have to concede her brain's jump-to-conclusionness, but yeah, it's not like Ainsley to be wrong about these kinds of things.

elizabeth / sansa

best crossover ever. @kwritten wrote one once and it was glorious. what i had in mind was elizabeth swann as the pirate king, and sansa, after she jumps off the cliff in whatever season it was.

It - he - she - Elizabeth cannot tell yet, is a castaway. She thinks she saw the shape of a dress, but it might not have been dress. What she definitely has seen - and this is impressive - and Elizabeth does not impress easily these days, is that the dress-carrying-the-for-now-genderless being jumped off the top of the cliff. Elizabeth's done crazy things in her day, her day being yesterday and also tomorrow, but she's never jumped off a cliff this high. It's impressive, this person is impressive, and Elizabeth is impressed, still, when she steps into the rowboat herself, telling Gibbs to man the ship and wait for her for an hour.

"Keep a weather eye on the horizon."

Gibbs nods. If he is dissatisfied, he does not show it, and this pleases Elizabeth, who does not wish him to show his feelings always when he has them.

jenny blair wedding dress

"Hello, Blair. I hear you need a kick ass seamstress."

"And clearly, God hates me, because what I got is you."

"Charming, Blair."

"Do you have something to wear for the wedding?"

"Please little - please Jenny - this is Serena's wedding we're talking about, I had the outfit picked out before your brother decided to man up and propose."

I originally wanted this to just be fun shenanigans. I don't know what I want anymore. It's supposed to be Jenny dropping by to make Serena's wedding dress, on Blair's orders. And then, shenanigans.

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Zodiac (2007) Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Paul Avery/Robert Graysmith Characters: Paul Avery, Robert Graysmith Additional Tags: Rough Sex, Smut, Drunk Sex Summary:

“You ever suck cock boy scout?”

ella. i haven’t written about glee in 1966 days - that is 5 years, 4 months and 17 days.

why are you doing this to me.

although i must say that Accidental Eavesdropping & I Didn’t Mean to TurnYou On are very quinntana tropes.

let’s just go with college roommates and quinn pleasing herself while she thinks santana is asleep. (spoiler: santana was not).

also i should mention that it took me a good five minutes to realize this was not a buzfeed ship involving quinta

favorite writing song/artist/album of this year

i don’t listen to music with lyrics when writing so the palm of course goes to chilledcow lofi hip hop channel (also shoutout for keeping me sane on noisy crowded subway rides)

any new fics to start next year

i got one wip i’m gonna carry over to the new year, we’ll see if it starts sparking joy again (heck i’m just gonna say it, maybe y’all will get excited about it and convince me to pick it up: kelsey/ryan/shane/devin, K&R are a couple who decide to take poledancing instructions, S&D are poledancing instructors and they are also roommates, because hello it’s me)

other than that i have no plans, (let’s ignore the several wips on ao3 where i posted 1 chapter and swore i’d go back to them but never did... anyway they stand fine as one-shots i should just mark them completed)

but you can 100% expect some steshyan watcher content i am obsessed

(the domesticity of them working in ryan’s kitchen!!!!!!! the inherent love and trust needed to start a business!!!!!!! the excitement of keeping secrets together!!!!!!!!!!! the celebrations at every step of the way!!!!!!)

[Image Description: four gifs of Drea and Eleanor from the movie Do Revenge. Each gif has a line from the Fall Out Boy song 'Sophopmore Slump or Comeback of the Year'. 1. Drea talking overlaid with a gif of Eleanor side-eyeing her after Drea's quote about narcissists. The lyrics are, "Are we growing up or just going down." 2. Drea realizing what Eleanor's done overlaid with a gif of Eleanor in the bathtub drinking from a champagne glass. The lyrics are, "it's just a matter of time until we're all found out." 3. Eleanor yelling at Drea and holding back tears overlaid with a gif of Drea in her hospital bed as a tear runs down her cheek. The lyrics are, "take our tears, put 'em on ice." 4. Drea and Eleanor hugging overlaid with a gif of them running down the beach toward the water. The lyrics are, "'cause I swear I'd burn this city down to show you the light." End ID]

drea/eleanor for @elasticella

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Sapphic Summer, a femslash ficathon

[Image Description: A 3-by-3 moodboard for Buffy Summers and Drusilla from Buffy the Vampire Slayer. It includes images of the exterior of a house with an open window, a cemetery, a woman's face obscured by a mesh curtain, the words "It was nice while it lasted" projected against the wall above a bed, two women shot from the torso down standing together on a rock outcropping, a school hallway at night, and a bouquet of red roses under a black veil. There is also an image of a closeup of a woman, meant to represent Drusilla, embracing another woman, arm wrapped around her shoulder. Another image is of a blonde woman, meant to represent Buffy, with her mouth covered with blood that drips down her throat and chest. End ID]

Come away, O human child! To the waters and the wild With a faery, hand in hand, For the world's more full of weeping than you can understand.

[Image Description: A set of five images stacked in a column. From top to bottom: 1. An image of a woman meant to represent Drusilla. She's lit up from behind by bright red and yellow light. Her arms are raised and hands bent towards her head as if in the middle of a dance, blanketed by long flowing sleeves. 2. A close up image of Jenny and Drusilla's face. They face away from each, both smiling. Drusilla's face distorts and blurs from the center outwards. 3. An image of an error message on a computer screen that reads, "Fuck this shit I'm out!" 4. An image of Drusilla from the shoulder up, as she looks off towards the side. Smaller, in the corner, is an image of Jenny sipping tea at her desk. Over the two images are scatters of blood. 5. The silhouette of a woman who is meant to represent Jenny. She has shoulder length hair and stands against a yellow sunset. Her arm is outstretched to the side and a flowy sleeve hangs at her elbow. End ID]

I need you to be a monster / which is to say, I am trying not to love you / which is to say, I am still dreaming of kissing your claws. ( —Fortesa Latifi )