first - is this the orginal third episode or does Amazon have it out of order?

fucking burning down a barn, those poor horses. 

Eliot: “I may have given her a promise ring…” Like Damn, Eliot. No wonder the women is mad. 

Eliot: “Scouts honor.” Nate: “Wrong Hand.”

Eliot is glasses 

“How’s your southern belle?” 

LOUIS FUCKING LITT - all i can see is Louis Litt, not gonna be able to see Alan Foss or whatever the fuck his name is

the fresh deck - i was taught young to always play with your own deck

Eliot’s “I owe you one.”

STERLING !  that man is impressive, scary and annoying. 

“We’re insurance men. We don’t care who’s gulity or innocent. Just who pays.”

“We need…” “A new plan.” Awhhhh finishing each other setences. 

Eliot, “Can ever say my name now?” why does it may me giggle. 

"and i thought youd be back in 3 weeks.” girl call him out on his shit

Sterling calling the police on Hardison and Parker - and looking back and waving

Parker’s “He’s like Nate. Evil Nate.”

“just walk away. at least i know you’re good at that.” damn, right to the fucking heart girl.

he didn’t come back because he was imprisioned.

THE KISS THE COME HERE DAMN GIRL 

Eliot, “Sophie, sweetie.” I need him to call me sweetie. 

“Kentucky Fried Chicken” “Kentucky Thunder” “that’s what I said” pure freaking gold

Eliot’s anger in this episode

Eliot’s face when Louis Litt says slap it

Sterling meeting with the tourist 

Sterling calling Nate “a common criminal” and Nate’s reaction to common

Kentucky Thunder is gone

Sophie standing up for Eliot against Nate

again is this orginally aired as the third episode??? 

Sophie called Nate a son a bitch made me giggle 

“Parker we need you to do this. I need you to do this.” Eliot my man giving me feelings when you said “PLEASE”

Parker’s fear of horses

Eliot’s “I promise you we’re gonna make it.”

ELIOT IS RIDING THE FUCKING HORSE 

“Pony express is never late boss.” ELIOT MY MAN THIS IS WHY YOU ARE MY FAV

Nate “Didn’t I tell you I was going to kill you?” 

“next horse i get i am naming him mr.ford.”

Nate: “I look forward to putting a little money on Mr.Ford.”

Amiee saying I was wrong and telling Eliot, I’m glad you found a family and I’m sorry it couldn’t be me.

That hurt, straight to the FUCKING HEARt

is it Christan Kane singing in that scene?!

STERLING in the Leverage headquaters?? 

oooo the “you know from personal experince how much they hate to write a check.”

And fucking Eliot.

“Hello? Anyone wondering if Eliot made it out alive?”

Sophie of course has a friend who has been wronged by the mob, and of course she has to help her

so a question that comes to mind, did Sophie tell the woman when she like I can help? Does she know her by Sophie or a cover name

parker teaching daughter to pick lock is perfection, the daughter doing the lock in six seconds. the teams & mom's reactions to it, too.

"do you have any idea how hard it it to wait for someone?" why does this make me emotional?

the first parker & hardison fbi agent con, and first episode with the two recurring fbi agents! this is their origin story , I love it. I don't remember that scene when I first watched this show years ago.

hardison: punch somebody!

eliot: oh, i’m gonna punch somebody.

I love those two.

the fire alarm reaction from Eliot

"we could tunnel from the neighbours"

eliot in a headband, hot damn

eliot with a knife, hot damn

I love a man in the kitchen

him abandoning his actual job elated tasks to prepare food

HE IS A DAMN CHEF

"I HAVE 200 PEOPLE I GOT TO FEED, ALRIGHT?"

"BACKOFF"

YES, CHEF

People are like knifes, everything is in context.

what do you mean, I fucking love it.

the women's spit out and ELIOT's reaction

nate stopping him going forward with the knife.

how can I get my boyfrienf who is a chef to watch this? hahaha

the fucking bridesmaid party dressed, the pink and blue UGLY

PARKER calling the women in the dress FAT

girl like DAMN

AND ASKING HER HOW MUCH SHE WEIGHS

my god PARKER

it's so fucking funny though

I love the chef jacket on Eliot.

the blue looks so good

Nate taking about weddings and how there were cons

the team but Sophie "Aren't you romantic?"

ELIOTS IS TALKING ABOUT THE GIRL from the two-horse job. that would of hit so differently if I watched this episode first

why did I trust Amazon had this in the correct order?

Parker is a bridesmaid dress and tira

"you really think I look good?"

"now you look perfect."

fucking ADORABLE.

is the mother of bride wearing WHITE

how evil

AND IT LOOKS LIKE A WEDDING DRESS

Sophie comforting the bride

"what is it? I got bacon on."

"the butcher is here."

"does he have the baby lamp chops?"

"No the butcher of Kiev."

those four lines, pure fucking gold

"think he recognize you?"

flashback to why he would remember him

Sophie's "Im staying"

Nate's reaction

"is this about fear of the russian mob or fear of intimacy?"

god damn Sophie

you right

"Eliot stay away from the butcher"

"what was that?" Eliot

Parker "you heard me."

Eliot "I'll show you." BAM

Nate talking about realtionships

but it's about Sophie

NATES not ready

Sophie tearing up

Nate looking at Sophie

"Now that he knows you...."

my heart

so heartwarming

the mother of the bride looks so ugly

and YES its because she's wearing white

get out now

Parker not an option, her trying to hide

the MONEY is gone

Parkers face smashed up against the glass

someone beat them to the money

Sergi's wife set him up RIGHT?

TELL ME IM RIGHT

his men recognized him

oh Eliot

the butcher knife

it is Heather's big score

why is Eliot fighting with kitchen equipment a turn on?

Parker pretending to be drunk

suppose to meet with the DJ

hell yeah Eliot kick ass

Eliot had a whisk

that man laughed at him

Hardison grabbing the mic

the team trying to save Mascone (did I spell that right?)

the blue plants are so 2010's

Eliot using the appetizer instead to the rolling pin

Eliot "it's the lemon juice."

Nate "Did you just kill a guy with an appetizer?"

Eliot's "I don't know, maybe."

the wedding dress is so pretty

Nate speaks Russian? or just knows how to say that phrase?

the women calling Sophie, a bitch after she said she's not Mary poppins

Nate & Eliot sharing a drink

the team in the kitchen

Eliot's laughing

they put the cash with bride and groom

"So, Padre, weddings are just a big con huh?"

Nate's "Never said anything wrong with that."

Hardison loving Eliot's food

"I left him five dollars for socks." I laughed, that was fucking funny

Father Nate

Nate giving the man a bible

the team surprising Theresa

RAY filing appeals, that mans deserves to get out of jail

the fbi guys in the truck too happy

Eliot making food for everyone.

he looks sooooooo fucking good

this was so wholesome.