#leverage 1x03

first - is this the orginal third episode or does Amazon have it out of order?

fucking burning down a barn, those poor horses. 

Eliot: “I may have given her a promise ring…” Like Damn, Eliot. No wonder the women is mad. 

Eliot: “Scouts honor.” Nate: “Wrong Hand.”

Eliot is glasses 

“How’s your southern belle?” 

LOUIS FUCKING LITT - all i can see is Louis Litt, not gonna be able to see Alan Foss or whatever the fuck his name is

the fresh deck - i was taught young to always play with your own deck

Eliot’s “I owe you one.”

STERLING !  that man is impressive, scary and annoying. 

“We’re insurance men. We don’t care who’s gulity or innocent. Just who pays.”

“We need…” “A new plan.” Awhhhh finishing each other setences. 

Eliot, “Can ever say my name now?” why does it may me giggle. 

"and i thought youd be back in 3 weeks.” girl call him out on his shit

Sterling calling the police on Hardison and Parker - and looking back and waving

Parker’s “He’s like Nate. Evil Nate.”

“just walk away. at least i know you’re good at that.” damn, right to the fucking heart girl.

he didn’t come back because he was imprisioned.

THE KISS THE COME HERE DAMN GIRL 

Eliot, “Sophie, sweetie.” I need him to call me sweetie. 

“Kentucky Fried Chicken” “Kentucky Thunder” “that’s what I said” pure freaking gold

Eliot’s anger in this episode

Eliot’s face when Louis Litt says slap it

Sterling meeting with the tourist 

Sterling calling Nate “a common criminal” and Nate’s reaction to common

Kentucky Thunder is gone

Sophie standing up for Eliot against Nate

again is this orginally aired as the third episode??? 

Sophie called Nate a son a bitch made me giggle 

“Parker we need you to do this. I need you to do this.” Eliot my man giving me feelings when you said “PLEASE”

Parker’s fear of horses

Eliot’s “I promise you we’re gonna make it.”

ELIOT IS RIDING THE FUCKING HORSE 

“Pony express is never late boss.” ELIOT MY MAN THIS IS WHY YOU ARE MY FAV

Nate “Didn’t I tell you I was going to kill you?” 

“next horse i get i am naming him mr.ford.”

Nate: “I look forward to putting a little money on Mr.Ford.”

Amiee saying I was wrong and telling Eliot, I’m glad you found a family and I’m sorry it couldn’t be me.

That hurt, straight to the FUCKING HEARt

is it Christan Kane singing in that scene?!

STERLING in the Leverage headquaters?? 

oooo the “you know from personal experince how much they hate to write a check.”

leverage 1.03

Nate: No, never mind. Well, there's no way we're gonna do this if I have to worry about you being stupid because you're too involved

homie you are literally the last one to talk about getting emotionally involved

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Parker: I think I have a fever. Can I be excused from this one?

Sophie: Oh. Come here. Let me feel your head.

Nate: No, don't -- don't feel her. Why do you -- what -- what's the deal? W-what

it’s loving mom!sophie hours

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parker’s fear of horses and it’s origin I CANNOT

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Hardison: Oh-okay, hot, yes. Everybody, y'all want to take over the briefings? Okay, I-I go to a lot of trouble to make these things interesting, have a little something visual for the visual learners and the auditory learners, and y'all, i-it's just interruption --

he’s baby let him do his briefings

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ugh the guy in this episode is so gross

like yeah, every Villain Of The Week™ is skeevy but I really didn’t like this guy

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nate, Every Single Con: and i will now be playing an Asshole™

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am I the only one that wants to know what sophie was doing in the middle of a coup in sierra leone when she crossed paths with sterling ???

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Parker: Is it true Sterling spent three days in the trunk of a car waiting to catch someone?

Nate: No, no.

Sophie: It was five

sterling is insane send tweet

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hardison and parker fucking with sterling is my aesthetic

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Parker: *gasps* He's like Nate. Evil Nate.

I love her

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Sterling: You crossed the line. Nathan Ford is a common criminal.

Nate: Oh, "common"? Well, that's just hurtful

nate is an asshole but he’s our asshole

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Parker: Can you hack it?

Hardison: Hack a lock? Nice. You still really don't understand what I do, do you

she’s trying her best

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Eliot: We need you to do this. I need you to do this. Please.

okay I know eliot has a love interest in this one but guys, the TRUST he has in parker. it’s only episode three and her already cares and trusts so much

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Parker: Looks like Parker's gonna have to crawl through the air duct again. God forbid anyone else would have to learn how to freakin' crawl on their stomach through a tiny space. It's not rocket science, people.

I LOVE MY DAUGHTER

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Nate (watching video on phone): Oh, great. Great job not getting emotionally attached or doing anything stupid.

again, you should be the literal LAST ONE to talk

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Sterling: You just think you're above the law.

Nate: Oh, no. I like to think of it as I pick up where the law leaves off

,,,sometimes the bad guys are the best good guys

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