#leverage 4.12

leverage 4.12

eliot stealing hardison’s Trademark Orange Soda™

Hardison: You know that was mine

Eliot: Oh I thought you got it for me

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SOPHIE HAS A DAILY JOURNAL FOR CHECKING OFF HOW MANY TIMES NATE IS ‘INATTENTIVE’ OR GIVES ‘PUT DOWNS’

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“high five for morale!”

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Sophie (coming out of a side room): We have to delay, wait till the cameras have gone.

Nate: No, no. We do not delay.

(Sophie pulls the notebook from her pocket and makes another check mark)

she’s so savage I love her

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hardison looking annoyed into the camera when their mark puts his hand on his shoulder

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sophie’s ‘emotioneer’ role IM SCREAMING

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Nate (to Sophie): You might want to ease off a bit. It seems like one of your crazy acting classes. Just --

Sophie: *pulls Nate’s tie down and leads the employees out of the meeting room into the office*

YIKES

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Sophie: He gave you that rubbish about everybody having a place? I -- you kn-- he likes to put everybody in their place. That's -- you know, just last week, I started keeping a record -- yeah, a record -- of every time he blatantly disrespects my contributions. (holds up notebook and shows contents) I mean, this is a week.

poor sophie

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parker getting way too intense drawing cards? me too sweetie

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Gunter: What a magnificent creature.

me every time I see parker

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“embarrassing”

“fragile”

“cheesy”

“critical”

I was dying they’re trying so hard to not say anything in front of the cameras but they were failing terribly

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Nate: Listen, you know, it's only natural, (begins to pour coffee) you know, for you, an executive, you know, to feel, you know, threatened in a situation like this, you know, where a consultant comes in.

Felicia: I just want to make sure the romantic relationship you're pursuing with Ms. Crystal is a healthy one.

(Nate’s coffee begins to overflow)

Felicia: For the both of you.

yes, the coffee may have been spilling but the real thing spilling was the TEA

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THE ENTIRE SANDWICH SAGA

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also eliot and hardison arguing about it in front of nate while he looks about ready to kill himself to make them stop im-

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sophie and nate being cutthroat i CANNOT

“it might have something to do with ageism”

“functioning! FUNCTIONING alcoholic!”

FOREPLAY IM SCREAMING

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eliot smiling and blowing a kiss to the button cam (that hardison made)

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“get well soon. or not, it’s up to you”

she is amazing at art and also I’d die for her

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eliot climbing on the stacks and then yeeting onto the guy running away full force

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“don't tell anybody I got beat up by an efficiency expert”

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Eliot (to Gunter): You. You're coming with us. Let's go. You're in the game, pal.

Gunter: Who's going with her? (puts his arm around Parker)

Eliot: Not you! You're coming with us!

Hardison: Hey!

Eliot and Hardison: Bring your ass!

Gunter: Okay.

(Parker pushes Gunter away and he follows Eliot and Hardison. Parker giggles and holds up Gunter’s credit card)

when gunter was trying to grab parker and hardison and eliot yelled at him I stan one (1) protective ot3

+ parker looked so happy and giggly to have stolen his credit card as payback I’m so proud of her

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they actually brought the camera crew with them to beat up the bad guys LMFAO

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Gunter: This is America. This is brutality.

yep pretty much

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Hardison, hanging off the roof: Come on, man.

Eliot: You okay, man? You all right? (pulls Hardison up) Come on.

[Interview Room]

Eliot: Nobody throws Hardison off a roof. (thinks a moment) Except maybe me. (laughs and smirks, then shakes his head) No

I love how he made sure Hardison was okay + even when he joked about throwing hardison off the roof he knows he’d never actually do that

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PARKER SPEAKING AT THE MEETING

she’s enunciating so badly I CANNOT

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bartley hugging eliot and the exasperated resignation on his face + hardison’s enjoyment of the whole scene

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eliot tripping the lady with the water cooler and his and hardison’s secret handshake

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eliot’s jaw dropping when gunter crushes the dvd

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Eliot: I l-like this guy. I do. I feel sorry for him.

he got so much entertainment from that guy LMFAO

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