leverage 1.03

Nate: No, never mind. Well, there's no way we're gonna do this if I have to worry about you being stupid because you're too involved

homie you are literally the last one to talk about getting emotionally involved

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Parker: I think I have a fever. Can I be excused from this one?

Sophie: Oh. Come here. Let me feel your head.

Nate: No, don't -- don't feel her. Why do you -- what -- what's the deal? W-what

it’s loving mom!sophie hours

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parker’s fear of horses and it’s origin I CANNOT

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Hardison: Oh-okay, hot, yes. Everybody, y'all want to take over the briefings? Okay, I-I go to a lot of trouble to make these things interesting, have a little something visual for the visual learners and the auditory learners, and y'all, i-it's just interruption --

he’s baby let him do his briefings

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ugh the guy in this episode is so gross

like yeah, every Villain Of The Week™ is skeevy but I really didn’t like this guy

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nate, Every Single Con: and i will now be playing an Asshole™

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am I the only one that wants to know what sophie was doing in the middle of a coup in sierra leone when she crossed paths with sterling ???

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Parker: Is it true Sterling spent three days in the trunk of a car waiting to catch someone?

Nate: No, no.

Sophie: It was five

sterling is insane send tweet

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hardison and parker fucking with sterling is my aesthetic

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Parker: *gasps* He's like Nate. Evil Nate.

I love her

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Sterling: You crossed the line. Nathan Ford is a common criminal.

Nate: Oh, "common"? Well, that's just hurtful

nate is an asshole but he’s our asshole

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Parker: Can you hack it?

Hardison: Hack a lock? Nice. You still really don't understand what I do, do you

she’s trying her best

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Eliot: We need you to do this. I need you to do this. Please.

okay I know eliot has a love interest in this one but guys, the TRUST he has in parker. it’s only episode three and her already cares and trusts so much

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Parker: Looks like Parker's gonna have to crawl through the air duct again. God forbid anyone else would have to learn how to freakin' crawl on their stomach through a tiny space. It's not rocket science, people.

I LOVE MY DAUGHTER

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Nate (watching video on phone): Oh, great. Great job not getting emotionally attached or doing anything stupid.

again, you should be the literal LAST ONE to talk

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Sterling: You just think you're above the law.

Nate: Oh, no. I like to think of it as I pick up where the law leaves off

,,,sometimes the bad guys are the best good guys

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