#lev headcanon

━🧋⌒*. Asking them to buy a non-existent feminine product

summary: you ask your boyfriend to buy you the "breezy cooch 3000"

genre: fluff kinda,crack? Idk lmao

warning/s: suna casually talking abour a vibrator 🥶

a/n: i saw these all around tiktok last time lmao and i decided to write one with the hq boyos—also this has been sitting in my drafts for how long now lmao

₍ ♡ ₎ bokuto, lev, suna

• "kou, can you please buy me something?" You asked, holding your lower stomach as if it hurted

• "oh baby, is it that time of the month?" He asked seeing that you were in 'pain'

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masterlist

kuroo tetsurou

given that kuroo was captain of nekoma’s team kinda made you feel super honored to be able to wear his jersey? not only are you representing your boyfriend, one of the best players on nekoma’s team, the frickin CAPTAIN gave you his jersey to wear

he doesn’t really draw to much attention to it before the game, but he knows you’re there and he since he’s playing exceptionally well this game, he sends you one of his smug little smirks

his jump serve? there’s no way any team is receiving that thing

kinda becomes a show off? he has so much respect for you, he figures if you’re representing nekoma’s number 1 he might as well make it absolutely worth it and make sure he’s not letting you down

“kuroo you’re showing off so much you look like bokuto”

“shut up kenma”

after the game boy does NOT let you go. you’re in his arms, he’s giving you sweet kisses, literally everything

he’s just feeling so great from a win and from you wearing his jersey he doesn’t know how else to express this

totally takes a picture of you guys together and posts it with a cheesy caption like “number 1 in my heart”

also rubs it in bokuto’s face that he has a personal hype person and he doesn’t

lev haiba

not gonna lie he might cry as soon as he sees you. it’s just a fact. he’s fairly new to the sport and seeing you in his jersey, confident enough in him to rep his number, it makes him emotional

he literally tells EVERYONE before the game starts that you’re there in his jersey like they cannot get him to shut up

kenma is like 1 second away from losing his mind

he’s trying REALLY hard in this game. like he’s usually good, but today he’s focused on technique and literally everything to just play a good game

boy actually receives a ball perfectly? and you’re just screaming from the stands cause you’re so proud of him and the entire team is so proud they might just cry kuroo is definitely crying

the entire team makes a mental note to ask you to wear lev’s jersey more often

after the game you literally just run to him and almost jump on him because he’s doing so well and he’s just so glad to have support

iwaizumi hajime

you asked oikawa for help in getting one of iwa’s jerseys, so when you walk into the gym in his jersey he’s definitely surprised

“oooo iwa~~~ is that Y/N in your jersey I see?”

boy full on SMILES when he sees you, like he knows you and oikawa were planning something which kinda scared him but he’s really touched that you would reach out to oikawa for help

oikawa purposefully sets to iwa WAAAAY more than usual, cause he knows how good his best friend is and kinda wants to help him show off to you

he’s scary intimidating to the other team at this point. they’re slightly afraid

after the game, he comes up to you and is like “so when were you gonna tell me you had my jersey huh?” but he’s smiling like an idiot

oikawa is the only one on the team who really has fangirls, and honestly iwa’s heart just swells cause he knows all he needs is you cheering him on

Lev CANNOT dress. I don't mean he struggles to understand color combos. I mean, he wears neon tie-dyes with khaki shorts.

He also LOVES shopping out of the juniors section. He actively tries to buy these clothes that are too just small because he loves the patterns. Both his parents and the team nags him for it.

The first time the team saw him like that was a "team bonding activity" that Kuroo put together to welcome the new first years. The only people who showed up were Lev, Shibayama, Yaku, Kuroo, and Kenma (because Kuroo forced him to). Kuroo had this glorious plan of window shopping at the nearby mall.

They all spent the day going to various stores, trying on random clothes and outfits for the hell of it. On the way out, Lev almost trips when he passes Khols. He BEGS Kuroo to stop in there to show them the random outfit ideas he can come up with. Everyone humors him, so they go in and wait outside the dressing rooms.

A few minutes pass, and Lev comes out in a green shirt that says some half-assed dinosaur pun. He's got bright purple shorts on and the look on his little face. He is so proud of himself.

Everyone is sitting in silence. Kenma even looks up from his PSP. It's only broken when Lev asks what they think, and everyone loses it. Kuroo is on his hands and knees, on hand clutching his stomach, wheezing. He'd be hyena laughing right now if he could stop to get a breath in.

Yaku is snapping a photo from every angle. He NEEDS to show the others. He's doing everything in his power to capture this moment so he can shame Lev for it later.

Kenma has back against the wall, sitting on one of those leather couches, kicking his legs as he loses his mind. He can't handle that Lev, just came out in that. He came out. IN. THAT. FIT?!?!

hand holding — he’s also gonna squeeze ur hand occasionally

would cuddle a lot. a teddy bear

Haiba Lev

Impressed at your height because he’s so tall that there is usually a big height difference, but the difference with you isn’t that big and he cherishes that.

Loves kissing you on the forehead because he doesn’t have to bend down so low to kiss you. or he smothers his face with yours

Gives you his sweater because it loosely fits you and he thinks it’s cute when you wear his clothes.

His team is pretty surprised Lev managed to find someone tall because he’s a giant.

His sister loves having you around because she’s quite tall herself so she can relate a lot with you. 

Since you’re taller than average, you could feel a little insecure about your height because you’re taller than everyone, but when you’re with Lev, he makes you love your height.

Lev helps you embrace your height and he helps you love yourself.

You catch yourself just staring at Lev because he’s so tall and you wonder how he got so tall.

i’m feeling oddly inspired today so i thought i’d bust out more writing for my nekoma babies! also look at me go, choosing nekoma gifs that don’t have kuroo in them

masterlist

lev haiba

lev is sweet and v excited boy, and i feel like his kisses would be the same, like super sweet and soft but also you can legit feel the excitement coming off him

since boy is LONG, he’s always gonna be leaning down to kiss you, so he tends to go for top of the head naturally

side note, i can totally see him like consistently wrapping his arms around you from behind, it’s like you have a giant protector behind you ANYWAYS

he loves it when you kiss his cheek, especially if you have to stand on your tiptoes or tap him on the shoulder so he can lean down

he loves to kiss your hands, its basically a pre game ritual for you guys at this point

kenma sees this and gags

if you kiss lev in front of the team, i feel like he’ll be super excited and happy, kinda like a puppy? cause you actually love him enough to show him affection in front of people?

yaku morisuke

yaku’s kisses are passionate, not like in a nsfw steamy way, but like in he puts all of himself into it

boy is an intense libero, so sometimes you’ll kiss his bruises if it’s a particularly rough day/game/practice

he’s super touched by this? even if it didn’t hurt before, he feels so soft inside it definitely doesn’t hurt now

boy loves to kiss you on the cheek. like he CONSTANTLY does this, whenever he’s just feeling happy, or soft, or just chilling

sometimes you’ll blow a kiss to him when he’s on the court and he looks up at you in the stands

yaku.exe has stopped working

if you kiss yaku in front of the team, he’ll definitely be a little embarrassed, but the team knows better than to say something cause y’all are adorable

kuroo will definitely make some dumb side comment tho

never a limit. until i pass out honestly... ok maybe not bc i need to work on NEW but skgkhasfg go awf

SOFT BUT EAGER

!!!!!!!

too shy to ask ur friends if you’ve talked abt it so he asks his own abt what’s appropriate

will get teased

figures things go great in movies when one person cups the other’s face and just leaves a big smooch so he tries that

he’s so hesitant with it tho that you almost expect more 

Lev

Lev would probably find out one day by seeing your scars and asking how you got them because he didn’t know what they were. “Oh! How’d you get those scars?” Either you lie to him or tell him the truth but eventually, he asks one of his senpais and they tell him about it.

When he finds the truth behind them, he gets really emotional and he wants to cry because of what you had gone through and how much you suffered.

It makes you feel a little guilty but hugs and cuddles will help him calm down. 

He vows to show you as much love as he can give you and tries his best to keep you from hurting yourself anymore. Lev always checks up on you and asks you about your day to make sure you’re feeling great

Kuroo

He stumbled upon them one day while he walked into the room without knocking, cutting himself off from his sentence as he stared blankly at you and your scars.

He’s mad and you can tell. He scolds you for not telling him about this sooner and after he his little lecture, he feels a little guilty and he tries to help you feel better.

He sits by your side and bundles you up in blankets and asks you to tell him about how it started. 

Kuroo is surprisingly very good at comforting you. He gives you good tips to keep yourself from harming yourself in the future and he kisses your scars to make them feel better but he just likes seeing you blush.

Noya 

Like Lev, he doesn’t realize right away that they’re self-harming scars, but once he does he wants to cover you in band-aids to help you. 

But Noya knows a thing or two about healing from injuries because he;s always getting hurt so he teaches you a few thing or two about how to prevent them from becoming worse.

Later at night, he asks you why you decided to harm yourself. He’s really serious and he has a tight hold on you because he’s worried and wants to save you from anything horrible you’ve been through.

He seems to be more on edge and checks you a lot to make sure you’ve stopped but when he sees any new ones, he’ll scold you but wouldn’t hesitate to help you at all.

Kageyama

He grabs your arm a little too tightly for your liking when he observes the scars because he needs to make sure what he is seeing is reality. He lets go and apologizes for being so rough.

You could tell he’s a little fazed and sad because of it but he makes subtle efforts to help you feel a little better. 

Kageyama tries to not talk about it because he doesn’t want to bring back any bad memories you might’ve had but he wants to ask you questions as well.

Bundles you in blankets and cuddles you a lot because it’s his way of telling you he loves you.