#lev hcs

Just them wanting cuddles and your attention (yes the reader is the big spoon, & the dom role here and yes this is sfw dw)

Pairing(s): Kenma, Kuroo, and Lev x gn!Reader

Genre: Fluff (and a dash of crack commentary)

Warnings: Swearing; & NOT PROOFREAD!!

A/N: yo ive reached 100+ followers so why not come back with this ehe 😼 there was supposed to be yaku but i gave up and didnt know what to write for him so yeah 🤥

follow me if you wanna see more haikyuu, obey me, and genshin x reader fics cmon now im waiting 🤺 and gimme asks i only have 3 reqs and just lmk if you dont want me to give your @ out 👹👺

ps might be doing a karasuno, seijoh, and date tech vers so lmk

Masterlist

Kenma Kozume

♡This little bitch 😦

♡He get's all pouty if youre busy and traces shapes and/or letters on your palm if he gets bored while waiting

♡If youre not busy he'll start complaining like, "You aren't doing shit, now come spoon me 😠"

♡If you ignore him he'll 100% squeeze into your lap by full force and never let go until you AT LEAST give him head scritches

♡If you decide to stop whatever youre doing he'll go, "Aha! I knew i'd win!! I came feet first during birth, you cant do shit! I'm that powerful 😼"

♡But once he gets his remarks out of the way oh boy he's so soft and just melts in your warmth

♡Has the audacity to tell you that you smell bad while HUGGING YOU TIGHTER 😕⁉️

♡His grip while cuddling is just so tight to the point you almost turn blue ksbehwhw If you try to move just lil he'll tighten his grip, so good luck going to the bathroom 😹‼️

♡This mf really goes, "Piss in your pants or sumn we can clean it up later" Bro what 😟

Kuroo Tetsurō

♡This mf threatens to get a RESTRAINING ORDER on you if you rob him of his most valuable possession, your loving attention, hugs and kisses 🧑🏻‍🦲

♡He remembers what you like and dont like very, very, VERY well so expect.. bribes kind offers and treats from him and tell you all you have to do is stop whatever shit is being done on your laptop 🤡

♡If you do however take the bribes kind offers, he'll snatch your ass up and fucking 🏃SPRINT🏃 from the living room to your shared bedroom and make you spoon him while watching 'The Good Doctor' (i love tgd no judgement) 🤺

♡If you dont, he'll sit on the FLOOR and just hug your leg as he waits while showing you tiktoks as he constantly hits his head since he somehow forgets the coffee table is right fucking next to him 💀

♡He would nuzzle your knee as he just stares at whatever youre typing and say, "Oh whats that? 😯" every 15 minutes

Lev Haiba

♡Whiny asshole 😒

♡He's basically a gigantic baby, he even needs you to hold his hand while going to the bathroom (and just talk about random things as he takes a shit)

♡So my guy be SOBBING if youre not paying attention to him

♡This mf keeps on tugging on your shirt only for him to point at his cheek so he can get a lil kiss like, "Kith now. Now kith.👹"

♡He'll ask you (like the voice in the obwama-chyan meme) as he puts his head on your right thigh, "Cuddle me plith? 😣 I'll do the dishes for a month 😣 I'll even let you pick wherever to go on our date for a week 😣"

♡I have no idea why'd you say no to that, its better than getting sued by you-know-who 🤨

♡As your laptop is about to shut down, my guy tosses it on the favourite armchair you like to sit on and JUMPS on top of you

♡He likes to tell you about what he watched on his phone, help you cook popcorn if you both wanted to watch a movie or just take a nice nap together 💕

stupid haikyuu boys head cannons that no one asked for <333

masterlist

OSAMU: feels entirely neutral to it, included some vegan options in his shop to increase sales

ATSUMU: actively complains about vegans LMAO doesn’t understand why anyone would go vegan/vegetarian, “why would you eat fake meat”

AKAASHI: big flexitarian, will avoid meat wherever he can, but if it’s easier he won’t cause a ruckus, plans to go vegan one day but he’s easing into it, only drinks oat milk, does it for the planet

BOKUTO: i’m going to shock some people and say this boy is a vegan! not only did he hear it’s better for you, he visited a farm one day as a publicity event with some kids and met a piglet and gave it its milk and never looked back since

KAGEYAMA: vegetarian. consumes dairy by the kilo but says that meat gives him an upset tum tum :(

SUGAWARA: Isn’t vegan but doesn’t eat meat on week days, shops at the farmers market and only buys meat from a bonafide butchers. has SO many mason jars. always looking for new vegan recipes!

ASAHI: are you kidding me?????? if this man isn’t a vegetarian oml he couldn’t hurt a fly. not judgemental at all, tho

TANAKA: meat eating menace. waves beef in asahi’s face even though he literally doesn’t care LMAO actually uses the phrase ‘rabbit food’ when referring to vegetables. changed his ways the very moment he hear kiyoko say she was thinking about doing meatless mondays HEKEJS

KUROO; oh my god another member of the vegan hate club. goes on about how annoying they are but if u tell him ur vegan he won’t shut up about it for the rest of ur friendship. “plants have feelings too” boy i will hit you rnt u supposed to be smart?????

LEV: butt chugs Yeager bombs but tells you that it’s unhealthy to have that little protein in ur diet.

USHIJIMA: another beefy vegan!!! never really was that passionate about meat or the taste, and when he watched a slaughter house video on IGTV he gave it up for good. Says he feels more energised now

IWAIZUMI: big vegan, would never go back even tho something in me tells me that he’s partially doing it to get that tough-but-sensitive boy image and get the edge on oikawa with the girls LMAO anyway his smoothies are excellent

OIKAWA: hmm this is tricky i’d have to say an avid oat milk consumer, not vegan. he’ll try vegan options in a restaurant, and throughly enjoy it. started trying it out because of iwa (much to his annoyance). it’s that or he’s the most annoying vegan u will ever meet. won’t stop talking about it for one second, thinks he’s better than you no doubt. “is that beef? i haven’t eaten beef since i was five 😆” ok homeboy didn’t ask

AONE: vegan full stop. has chicks (as in 🐥). insulted at the mere mention of chicken tenders. eats eggs but only because their from his chickens and he knows they’re looked after well. a bit holier-than-thou but we forgive him bc he’s happiest when he’s giving his feathered children their feed in the mornings before work :,)

part one | part two | part three | part four | part five | part six

feat. kuroo, kenma, yamamoto, yaku, lev

“if only you knew

what i’ve been going through

waiting and wanting you” - could this be love

a/n: i originally saw this idea on tiktok but the creator has since left the platform due to racist comments so i thought i’d upload my own take on the concept here

kuroo

this man might be snarky, but he knows his limits

he’s also a huge dork which definitely plays into his reaction

lots of cursing. l o t s.

𝘵𝘳𝘰𝘱𝘦𝘴: 𝘩𝘶𝘨𝘨𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘩 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘴𝘶𝘥𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘭𝘺/𝘴𝘱𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘦𝘰𝘶𝘴𝘭𝘺 (𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘢𝘸𝘬𝘸𝘢𝘳𝘥𝘭𝘺 𝘱𝘶𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘰𝘰 𝘴𝘩𝘺), 𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘴𝘰 𝘣𝘦𝘢𝘶𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘶𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘮 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘩𝘦'𝘴 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 (𝘰𝘳 𝘥𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨), 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘪𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘱𝘩𝘺𝘴𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭 𝘵𝘰𝘶𝘤𝘩, 𝘶𝘱𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘮𝘢𝘯 𝘬𝘪𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘴, 𝘣𝘰𝘺 𝘮𝘦𝘦𝘵𝘴 𝘨𝘪𝘳𝘭 ( 𝘣𝘰𝘺 𝘮𝘦𝘦𝘵𝘴 𝘨𝘪𝘳𝘭, 𝘣𝘰𝘺 𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘦𝘴 𝘨𝘪𝘳𝘭, 𝘣𝘰𝘺 𝘳𝘦𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘴 𝘨𝘪𝘳𝘭)

a/n: there is not enough lev representation out there and it ends today. stan my little softie for clear skin.

we all know mans is as tall as bamboo and would 100% use this to his advantage

but he's honestly not that smooth and is a huge goofball so he has to go to kuroo for advice

when you go to other volleyball games (he likes to check out the other aces), he gets super engrossed in the game

you go to get you guys snacks and a creepy guy asks for your socials

despite you're declining, he steps a little closer and asks if you have a boyfriend

before you can answer, you see shadow approach and hear footsteps behind you

lev stands there with his sharp green eyes piercing into the dude's soul

then he turns to you, smiles, and takes the snacks out of your hands

"we'll be off now," he smirks, puts his arm around you and the two of you head back to your seats

as soon as you sit down, you thank him but he puts his head down and starts shaking

"are you alright lev?" you ask concernedly

he looks up at you an you notice the paleness in him

"i was terrified he'd challenge me to fight" he groans

you chuckle as he continues to take deep breathes

"yaku beats me all the time and he's half my size, i may be tall but i am definitely not a fighter."

you giggle some more before giving him a kiss on the cheek

"i love it when you defend me." you whisper. making him blush just a tad

the pale goes away and he scoots closer to you

"i'm still shaky, can i have another?" he said, tapping his cheek.

Minor do not interact

🍎𝓟𝓪𝓲𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓰: Kitty!Lev x reader x Puppy!Inuoka

🍏𝓦𝓪𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓲𝓷𝓰: Idk... Catboy? Puppy boy? Mention of heat?

🍎𝓐/𝓝 : So, you can thank @dilfhub and tbeir big brain for that <3 both of those cute boys have been living rent-free in my head for the past few days now so I needed to write some hcs about them 🚶🏽‍♀️May do that as well for bull!Toshi because you know, I'm weak for Toshi <3

.At first, the relationship between Inuoka and Lev wasn't great. Or rather, Lev quickly grew jealous of Inuoka as he didn't want to share… He wanted to be the only one to have cuddles, pat, love, attention… 

.Inuoka, was just a happy puppy who wanted to play. He didn't care to share, as long as he still gets some attention and that the other with whom he shares is kind. Unfortunately for him, Lev wasn't the kindest at the beginning: would often "accidentally" scratching him when they were playing and always snitching when the poor puppy would make a mess 

tw: smut. yup, that's it.

YES BAE ‼️

haikyuu boys fav place to kiss you pt. 2

characters: kuroo, daichi, suna, tanaka, nishinoya, lev

kuroo tetsuro

this is oddly specific, but he loves kissing you right where your jaw meets under your ear. he can duck his face into your neck before or after, and it’s equal parts intimate and casual.

daichi sawamura

this man is just a sucker for kissing you in general. but, he absolutely loves kissing your hand. the palm of it, your thumb, the skin right over your ulna bone. man thinks its the cutest shit, and it doesn’t cause for distraction.