#leuca

[At the Fontainian Arcade...] Fontainian Guard: Hey! No adults allowed without kids. Wriothesley: Oh, come on, buddy. Why can't you just let me play the game? Fontainian Guard: Hmm, I don't know. Because I'm an adult and, oh, guess what, so are you. Wriothesley: Well, I have kids, sir, all right? They're just not with me. So… I'm gonna be playing- Fontainian Guard: (grabs Wrio's shoulders) Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm gonna need you to go ahead and step away. Wriothesley: Well, I just forgot my keys, so- Fontainian Guard: (stammered) Wriothesley: I forgot, I'm a warden of the Fortress of Meropede! Let me in! Fontainian Guard: I know that trick, too! Wriothesley: That's my badge right there! Fontainian Guard: Let me see that badge. No, I know it's not a badge! Wriothesley: Well, you better believe I'll be back! Fontainian Guard: Not without children, you won't! [Minutes later…] Wriothesley: Now, if that guy asks, you're my kids, okay? Leuca: We are your kids. Wriothesley: I know, but rub it in his face. (to the Fontainian Guard) Excuse me, my kids and I would like to come in. Granna: We were made by this guy. Tristane: Yeah. Leuca: He had sex, then we happened! Deal with it! Fontainian Guard: (starts to sob) I was wrong about you. They're beautiful!