Okay, but hear me out, what if Batman V. Superman was Superman annoying The Bat into friendship.
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Okay, but hear me out, what if Batman V. Superman was Superman annoying The Bat into friendship.

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Yes, finally
Levi: Hey nerd, whatās the best number?
Hange: Oh, so thatās an interesting question; the best number is probably zero because all other numbers are made from zero, but my favourite number is 14ā¦.
Erwin: 14? Why?
Hange: Because there are 14 tensor products of vector spaces up to injective and projective associates and there are at most 14 sets obtainable in any topological space by iterating the complementation and closure operations and Iām convinced thereās some connections between the two.
Levi:Ā ā¦donāt believe them, Erwin, theyāre just making up words
michael seems like the type of guy who makes a romantic bubble bath with scented candles and dimmed lighting for his boyfriend when he's had a tough day
Crowley with a cute star shaped earring. Just ~āØa conceptāØ~
Also, orange and teal looks so good together i'm underestimating the power of these colors everytime °^°
Uhhmmm, please ignore my mud face mask ok thanks,, ;w;

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Because of the new dlc, dorothea is probably going through bisexual PANIC MODE because of all the guys and gals (especially Petra *cough* *cough*) she'll probs be like hilda and sit on the side lines and watch toned, beautiful people (*cough* PETRA *cough*) and just enjoy the show lol
*edelgard has internal gay panic when seeing byleth in new outfit*
you know what fanfic writers and the magicians writers have in common? they all love to hurt quentin coldwater
Ok, but imagine: Harry Potter knows how to dance
Harry is Head Auror for two years and Draco also works for the Ministry, although not in the DMLE
They talk to each other each day, although itās basically light bickering. Also, Draco sometimes shows up in Harryās office just to bicker some more (obviously, itās not just because he likes to see Potter, of course not)
They have been pinning over each other for years, which itās pretty obvious to everyone else, but they donāt realize it or at least donāt want to admit it even to themselves
However, it is becoming harder each day to deny how they think the other is hot af
But yeah, back to dancing business: The ministry hosts a ball that both Draco and Harry have to go
At first everything is fine for Draco, I mean, itās definitly not his first ball and heās feeling rather confident in his grey suit, wandering through the tables (because obviously he arrived early). Besides, even if Potter does come, heās probably going to show up in some jeans and a muggle shirt so itās fine
Except itās not fine. Because Harry actually shows up in these black robes with silver lining and a waistcoat, and Draco is just about to pass out with how flustered he is by just seeing Harry looking like that
And of course. Of courseĀ they hadĀ to sit at the same table. So they bicker, and argue, and get in each other nerves, basically because neither can deal with how hot the other looks, so theyāre all flustered and irritated
Finally, the dance starts
Suddenly, Draco remembers how uncomfortable Harry was in the Yule Ball, in their 4th year, and he decides that he will gain the upper hand
So, he says āfuck itā and invites Harry to dance. For one hand, he knows Potter isnāt good at dancing and will humiliate himself, but on the other hand, he asks it as a challenge and he knows he will never back down from one, especially coming from Draco
Harry hesitates for just a single second, staring at the hand Malfoy is offering and trying to understand why, but then heās grabbing said hand and is led by Draco to the centre of the room
Draco is already feeling the victory because there is no way Potter can escape now and just as he stops to start leading the danceā¦
Harry pulls him close, not even a centimetre of air between them, and immediately snakes and arm around Dracoās waist, falling in step with the music
And oh shit. Ohhhhh shit. Draco is in so much trouble because it shouldnāt go like this. Potter isnāt supposed to know how to dance from all things. Potter isnāt supposed to be so close to him. Potterās hand isnāt supposed to be so gentle in Dracoās lower back. Potterās lips arenāt supposed to be so close to his ear, the ghost of a breath making Draco shiver and fault a step that Harry quickly helps him recover. Potter isnāt supposed to be making Draco realize how much he wants him, because damn it, this is Potter. Potter who saved the fucking wizarding world, Potter who used to blow up cauldrons in potions, Potter who he teased mercilessly for years and years, and Potter who. Shouldnāt. Know. How. To. Dance.
But then, safe in Harryās arms, Draco starts to realize he doesnāt really care anymore that Potter had the upper hand again, that Potter managed to surprise him once more. Because this is Potter. Whom he fell in love with.
And then Harry is pulling him closer, breaths becoming deeper as the music comes to and end. Harry finally finishes with the famous dip and Draco is left breathless, only Harryās arms stopping him from falling to the floor and not even a centimetre separating their lips
Harry is not moving but suddenly his lips are, and Draco has to focus again so he can hear what Harry is saying
āWhile all you wanted was to humiliate me once again, Draco, all I wanted was to have you in my armsā
Harry then straightens himself, helping Draco, turns and leaves
It takes a few moments for Draco to take everything in, to realize what just happened and how stupid he had been. And then Draco is finally moving again, but he doesnāt know what to do, he just knows he has to get to Harry
He spots Harry leaving the ball but thereās too much distance separating them, so he loses him out of sight. He starts to panic until he remembers itās Harry weāre talking about. He doesnātā even think twice before heās moving again, this time out of the ball and into a now desert corridor that would lead directly to the elevators. Thatās when he sees him, right on the elevator that begins to close. Draco shouts his name and Harry turns his head just in time for Draco to see the surprise in the green eyes
The elevator closes and starts moving but hell, Draco isnāt going to wait so he just goes for the stairs
By the time he arrives at the Head Aurorās office his panting but damn it, he isnāt going to stop now. So he just bursts in, finding Harry sat at his desk, head in his hands
It takes a few moments before Harry looks up, because he already knows whoās in front of him, he just really needed to gather the courage to face Draco
The āIām sorryā is about to leave Dracoās mouth when Harry cuts him first, saying he doesnāt need Draco to apologize since Harry made a fool of himself alone
But this time. This time Draco just says āFuck itā because he passed the last months, maybe years, wanting nothing but Harry and always being afraid to admit it. So really, fuck it, and he just rounds the desk and kisses Harry.
From there, really fluffy things are said and they both discover a new kink for sex in Harryās desk (because come on, we all know Draco would love to be fucked in a desk, itās practically canon, right?)
So yeah, Harry knows how to danceĀ