#letotheories

Wondering if Jarè is filming just some extra joker bits right now, like emergency bits, because based on spoilers and feedback on Reddit (take that as you will) based on early screened cuts of the film (take that as you will) - it sounds like people are kinda confused (and sorta disappointed) as to why he’s being so heavily featured in the marketing for “Suicide Squad” - but….not actually in it very much…?

It was (allegedly) scheduled to be screened in London last week at MCM Comic Con - did anyone end up talking about it? Did they end up even screening it?

Letotheories. Here’s why I think Jared may still show his Jo-Jo-Jokerface (his Jokerface*) at Comic Con this weekend…

1) He arrived in Toronto (Suicide Squad homebase) on Wednesday, midday. By nightfall he was at a U2 concert, fresh-cut-grass-green coifed. With the time it takes to color that mess…. I’m guessing no shooting was done.

2) THE BROWS REMAINED ON HIS FACE THROUGHOUT U2. I checked. A few times.

3) He was snapchattin’ from first class sometime around 3pm. BROWLESS. Unless he was shooting all night long (all night) I still don’t see that’s being enough time to get much done…not to mention I doubt he’d have gone to see U2 if he had a set call of like 2am (after climbing mountains for a long weekend). So, given the fact that he probably more than likely didn’t film anything - why the hell would he need to fly back to set for a dye job and to have his brows snatched? Maybe to look fucking fantastic for the 6,500 fanboys and girls in Hall H??

4) If anyone from Suicide Squad is going to Comic Con, WB/DC are gonna wanna make it a big surprise - so they’re probably gonna fly the crew out private and staggered. We know Jared flew Toronto to Newark this afternoon, but we don’t have any tweets or IGs of him in NYC. It’s possible they flew him into Newark to get him to a private runway to fly him out to Cali…

5) Again, if Suicide Squad is debuting at Comic Con, which would be huuuuuge for WB/DC and set in motion even more excitement to help keep the momentum needed for the yearlong wait, everyone is pretty much in agreement that The Joker needs to be there - otherwise, it will be a major letdown. Like, being told N Sync is reuniting - but when the show starts the boys drop down from the rafters in harnesses with like puppet strings like “Bye Bye Bye” but live and they’re all there on stage…without Justin Timberlake. Like, yea the other guys are ok and when they harmonize it’s nice but like, NO JUSTIN TIMBERLAKEFUCKALLTHISSHITTTT?!?![!?!? Yes Harley Quinn is a major draw but, c'mon. Everyone is foaming at the fucking mouth for Leto.

We’ll just have to wait and see what he has in store for us this weekend…

No idea. None. I checked it out Friday night and it seemed alive. Returned Saturday afternoon and shit was shut down.

Whether it was self-inflicted is another story.

Tumblr does not fuck around and they have the access to delete whatever posts someone may file against you. 3 warnings from them and they will deactivate your blog.

Captleto recently said they deleted a whole bunch of posts…

Was it by choice - or were the posts deleted without their approval?

A post from a week or so ago they were claiming they weren’t going anywhere. So….I’m thinking this deactivation was not intentional.

There were many anon warnings going out to Captleto advising that they lie-low and hold off on trying to break news - as so much attention was already on them at that point - and not the good attention. Once you realize not only is Dai (and therefore Jared’s closecrew) aware of you but then also reaching out to you for info on shit – you know you’re treading on thin ice…

Here’s my honest feelings on Captleto (because now I’m getting shit for my post about their blog being shut down (which, please)):

Always a lovely source of all-things Jared, Mars, etc.

Never had an issue ever with Captleto - in fact, as I said, they were one of the first blogs to actually pay attention to me - and bless them for that.

I agree with much of what they had to say on things. Howevs….

It was apparent, like much of what happens in any fandom, when fanboys and girls realize you’ve got the goods and suddenly so much attention  is focused on you and what you know on a certain subject, a person can respond in 1 of 3 ways: 

 - retreat

 - business as usual, ie the blog stays stable, posts are consistent with what they were a year ago

  - you buy into your sudden fandom-fame and posts begin to turn toward more salacious stories and rumors and gossip to keep the demand going and the gossip-hungry fandom happy.

It seems like at the start of LoveLust, whether thru an inside source or just really eager tipsters, Captleto’s tone began to change. dramatically.

It became less about enjoying Jared, Mars, their projects, and more about being the breaking source for gossip, rumors, side-eye-worthy pics.

Maybe it wasn’t even spurred by Captleto but by the anons that were suddenly flooding Captleto’s inbox, fanning the flames of Jared’s personal life and rumors going around the interwebs. but here’s the thing - you, as the tumblrer have every right to disregard an anon question if you feel it’s not where you wanna take your blog. or you can answer it privately, if you feel the need to respond. 

I personally began to have a love/dislike relationship with the blog.The tone suddenly felt - I dunno - toxic in a way that was upsetting me. While there was a voyeuristic aspect that is liable to excite anyone interested in Jared or the band or their private lives, it also felt deliberately cruel in some ways. Like seeing police and ambulance lights on a stretch of road, inching toward and routed around a violent car wreck; you tell yourself to not look, to not revist Captleto after reading it 30mins previously, to keep driving slowly by till you feel you’re in a better place to continue. I felt at times it was documenting the implosion of a band and kind of too, a man. Things that were probably not at all dramatic were suddenly magnified and the sense around everything was one of almost out of control impending doom. Even when it was like a pic of Jared backstage. The anon implications that were being posted were just fueling a sense of animosity that i really can’t deal with.

I think ultimately, Captleto was playing a very dangerous game, and despite warnings from readers over postings or most-recently warnings against posting the full-concert videos (which, those were available on Youtube - so, really, while not the best things to be posting after unabashedly posting basically every spoiler/scandal surrounding Jared over the last few months, shouldn’t be held against Captleto. I almost feel the MARS crew should thank Captleto for featuring them so they could go after the source on Youtube - they were going to be seen and shared whether or not Captleto did it) they continued to forge ahead because it was undoubtedly exciting to be the blog people were turning to first and it is SO easy to get caught up in the fervor of fandoms. But that same intensity and passion and need to be the tumblr everyone is reblogging/faving can end up being the reason for a downfall too.

I do ultimately feel they’ll bounceback - under a new name - but they’ve lost a lot (hundreds of postings, thousands of subscribers) in going in that direction. I wonder if when they do come back, if things will read the same…

ohmyleto. 

who are these persons?? i only mean that rhetorically b/c i really don’t wanna know. 
i’m so glad i dont follow any of them on anything because they’re clearly hallucinating. 
or maybe they really just got the good shit?

so like, if then, oil-bong-me-up, delusionators.and then get yourself some Evian because your thirstay-ass ways are pushing me past Done-zo Washington in “John Q” and into Done-zo Washington in “Training Day”. 

cause like - i watched that hangw/ from his hotel-beddie in siberia - the one i’m assuming you’re referring to - and when i saw this question, i actually even went covert-CIA on that motherfucker and stripped the sound out and pumped up the levels and……………..unless j’s big secret is that he’s into necrophilia or that girl was out of the room down the hall in the lobby at the pool having a sauna, the only breathing in that room is coming from his lungs and the only noise is coming from him. 
i’ve uploaded the RIVETING sound file 
here if you wanna listen for yourself.(
or pass around to tricks. or use as your custom ringtone. you do you.)

Just be warned: I boosted the shit out of the background noise as to capture this ghostgirl haunting our boyf - so it will be fucking loud and probably make you want to vomit (as boosted background/white noise is wont to do - if i’ve learned anything from Gaspar Noé, it is this). 

Here too is a visual breakdown of the sound file - i’ve layered on the noise that is coming from each of those green pings:


Also: Let us all be logical about this stupid shit (please note - none of this is directed at you or anyone interested in quieting these stupid rumors because it’s really bonkers)…..
He’s for sure under-the-covers and that other side of the bed looks UNTOUCHED. like, maid-folded and tucked, untouched. 
Not to mention all the pillows from that side are propped up behind him. 


(major apologies on some of that pixelated shit. mr. investor should tell his hangw/ crew to get better wifi in Siberia, ok?)

it doesn’t seem logical that he’d be in bed chilling with an open magazine, and his lappie, under the covers (cause he’s probably free-ballin’ let’s get real. with his computer browser set up for Netflix) - obvs still VERY MUCH focused on his health and getting that voice back - wanting ALL THE PILLOWS ALWAYS - and making a ghostgirl hang out in the corner just off camera because he’s gonna hangw/ us. 
if it’s that much work, to go to the effort of keeping mystery girl hidden… why would he even hangw/? yanno? 
he could just not? like he does most nights?
also, he’s at the marriott and in what looks like a pretty standard room (as seen by the side-lamps, lack of fancy touches they reserve for pricer rooms, and the closeness of that wall to his bed, hahahahahahhaahahaha--gotta save some dollars somewhere), so unless chicky is hanging on the standard office-like-wheely-chair by that office desk that’s always in these rooms awkwardly...and she dead…she just ain’t there. sorry.


not that i don’t want our boyf to be laid. honestly. i only wish him to be properly fucked at all times 
by whomever and however. because we know how he gets when he is getting it done good - and, sorry, i’m just not seeing it thus far on this tour….

people wanna see what they wanna see, i know this, but i also know he’s a fucking OSCAR winner and can act horned up at the drop of the hat because that’s what he has taught himself to do; where-as, the look he has and the way he moves when it’s clear something is going down in letotown is so intrinsic to his self that he can maybe try to pretend he isn’t glowing, but he can’t hide it. and most often - doesn’t want to.

and, so far, on Love Lust - i’m seeing very little Lust. maybe a bit of Love. but mostly nada.

when our boyf is properly done-in, he basically reverts back to a teenage boy whose orgasmic capacity is set to 486 out of 10 - his eyes are soft and wet, and he basically wants us all to know everything. while still being fucking coquette about it.

btw. wtf was that bedcover/thumb shit?

(this shit. god i love him.)
if anything i could see people getting jumpy over the fact he was covering up his phone camera lens with his thumb and thinking he was possibly “hiding” someone - but if they’re going down that road of letotheories, they clearly don’t know leto well enuff to have the right to letotheory.because if he’s in control of his own recording device, we can all guarantee it will either be flung at his head repeatedly in time with a speech pattern or briefly held long enough to give us amazing side eye.
 or spun around him into oblivion.

he wants to joke about calling Robert “Shaky” while filming “Artifact”….Shaky aint got nothin’ on BCubbz when he wants to be experimental (which is pretty much all day, all nite.)

just remember: while we don’t know everything about him at all times - collectively we know human behavior. and like logical things of being in a hotel room, tucked in bed after a show, exhausted. wanting to just have a moment of silence in a day (days) that are constantly being documented and where you’re constantly on show.

this man’s life is so much more than who he is fucking or who is fucking him.

anyways.thank you for reading and enjoying. that means the world to me : ) 
xoxo <— two more than leto even gives so like, extra-spesh.