#letmerage

I’ve come out many times, one time I came out to my grandma just because she is homophobic and I wanted to get her used to the thought for when my brother was ready to come out. I have no problem whatsoever putting a gay label on myself. Heck, sometimes I’d wish I was gay… (My brother thanked me for coming out to my grandma about half a year ago, peace bro, I got you covered)

  So Nolongerlonghair got all grossed out by the conversation of taking a dick up ones ass…

and it kind of nagged me. Yes once again it’ll be that kind of blog… (maybe it was because I was talking too honestly about it, like I can be like that sometimes, you’ve probably noticed… but really I’ll tell you stuff like that without a second thought because it is natural! Sex is natural, all kinds of sex is natural, it is in our motherfucking genes! So why should we cover it up and giggle every time someone says ‘dick’!?!?!?! Let’s break the taboo and just talk about it like the equals we are.. okay I got a little fired up there, sorry.)

*on with the story:

So she started saying stuff like “I just can’t picture it, it’s kind of icky” and “It’s just not natural” “The human body is not designed for that” “It must hurt”

*Insert mental image of me standing up, holding a written speech up and coughing like they do in movies when holding a press conference:

“Dearly beloved fellow human beings” I will commence my speech. “We are all equal! We are all the unwanted scum that roams this earth’s beautiful streets and corners! We are twisted and naughty! Our minds are filled with filth and taboo thoughts! Whenever I enter a room I look around to see who I could get down and dirty with!” I shall act out my speech in a dramatic display of hand gestures and a raised finger in the air to make myself seem both smarter and more believable…

“Thy say the human body is not designed for butt sex? I shall think differently young lady… let me enlighten you into the world that is gay sex between two males… for in many instances I do believe that this kind of making love has much more to do with actually making love and it being consensual”

  “The anatomy of the male human being is truly fantastical. See if the male body was not designed to derive pleasure from having a dick up your ass why in all of God’s green earth would the prostate be located in the most private of places?! Answer me this, why would the equivalent of the G-spot be located in the ass, if it was not for having butt sex so you could experience the immense pleasure that is an orgasm stemmed from touching said spot!?”

You can probably tell that sexual ignorance and judgment based on what people ‘deem is right’ and ‘traditional’ and ‘natural’ is something that really grinds my gears…

  “I am in all honesty very jealous of men. You have muscular sexy bodies and a prostate and an orgasm every time you have sex… also you can pee up against a wall while I stand in line for the toilets….

*back to the story:

If we are talking about what is natural, let’s go back to what sex was like back in the good old days before the Neanderthals even existed… yes I am talking like a million years back… the animals back then didn’t have sex looing deep into each other’s eyes and moaning sweet nothings into each other’s ears… no! They were all up on each other taking and giving it doggy style! And back then it had nothing to do with being male or female, it was just two beings that desperately wanted to get off on eachother! (some animals still have gay sex) So don’t come around here preaching about natural… when the most natural kind of fucking/sex is humping each other from behind…. And let me tell you, there is something so taboo and sexual in letting another person take you from behind…. It is like the ultimate declaration of trust, plus it’s really hot! Oh my god! Angelhair mc. Puriton did that to me, and I am all up and down for female power and all that but it feels kinda fucking awesome being dominated… I haven’t had butt sex yet, but you can bet your sweet grandma that I will one day!

(Disclaimer: Gay sex doesn’t necessarily mean that you’re supposed to take it from behind, like sex between heterosexual people there are loads of positions and many are also facing each other)

  Where was I?

Oh yeah now I know, so I said earlier that gay sex reminded me more of love and consensual monkey business. See the male body is so beautifully designed that if you are in the slightest doubt that you want to have sex with this guy you have two sets of ring muscles (Yes I know, I was mind blown when I found out too) and these will be your guard from any unwanted dick business.

The outer ring muscle is the one we all can feel when we clench our butts, and the inner is the one that we can’t control that easily. So you can stretch out the outer ring, but if you are lying there and doubting if you really want that dick up your ass your inner ring muscle with just clench up, and the gay will be like “you dude you’re strangling my dick”.

So Anna, what did you mean by that and why do you think that heterosexual sex is not as consensual?

Easy, with gay sex there are two dicks that get hard if you both want sex. It is so easy because it is so visible, getting hard is like saying to your partner “yes, I too would like some dick action”

Now take heterosexual sex business: Girls are very different from guys, many times they don’t want sex but have it anyway, just as a favor for the guy. Guys are hornier than girls, and there is an immense pressure on girls to have sex even though they might be like “it’s not that I don’t want to, it’s just I could do other things with my time right now…” this right here is what I call the beginning of a very bad relationship with sex. The girl will now just have sex with her boyfriend because he wants to and she has no feelings towards it. Sex will become something she in her unconsciousness assimilates with a duty and not a way of deriving pleasure… sex should never be viewed like that, sex should be something that we all want to do and we love to do. Girls are excellent liars, and they can tell a guy “yeah I really want it too” but in reality they are just afraid that he’d move on and cheat on her…

Well what are you going to do? She won’t grow a boner and so you won’t be able to see when she want it and when she’d rather be doing her nails…

The female body might be designed for having sex to reproduce, that is undeniably true, but the male body is also designed to have sex with another man. It’s just a fact, if nature didn’t want males to have sex with each other, then nature wouldn’t have made it enjoyable”.

And this is what I’d wish I’d had the courage to just tell her, but with Nolongerlonghair it is very ‘not nice’ to have discussions. She is truly unique when it comes to things where she has strong views on right and wrong, and well I too have strong views on this. I let her ‘win’ every time because I know that taking up a discussion is pointless. She won’t budge and I’d rather have my own opinions in peace and undisrupted by other people’s opinions than I’d try to defend them… I’ll lock them up in my sweet protective mind, and keep them safe for when I find someone who shares my views…

Back when we talked about this, I just let her have the last word because I acknowledge that I cannot change other people’s minds once they are made up. But I must confess that I’d really appreciate it if she would keep her narrow-mindedness to herself in these situations, because when she lashes out like that and calls it unnatural she is initially offending me and my respect for my brother’s lifestyle. My views on sexuality are just very open and I would appreciate it if she didn’t leave me feeling ashamed of myself and my life decisions.