Charlie ❤️: Max… Charlie ❤️: why are people saying you’re in Monaco!? Max: cuz I am Charlie ❤️: what!? Charlie ❤️: WHY!? Max: I wasn’t feeling great and I missed the pets, so I came home
Charlie ❤️: what the fuck!!! Charlie ❤️: WHY didn’t you tell me!? Max: because you’d say you can’t leave because of Ferrari, then you’d try to convince me to stay and cuddle you all night Max: and I’m too sick for your cuddles, I just want fluffy cuddles Charlie ❤️: 😡 Charlie ❤️: this is so fucking unfair Charlie ❤️: now who am I supposed to cuddle!? You KNOW I hate sleeping alone Max: cuddle your dog Charlie ❤️: LEO ISN’T HERE Charlie ❤️: because YOU told me to leave him at the apartment, and I LISTENED 😡 Max: …oh yeah Max: I remember now
Max: then idk 🤷♂️ cuddle Lewis or your car, idc Charlie ❤️: you know what!? Charlie ❤️: I WILL cuddle Lewis tonight and maybe after that I’ll fuck him Max: send the video 🔥🍆 Max: I wanna watch it when I’m feeling better Charlie ❤️: I SWEAR TO GOD 😡 Charlie ❤️: I can’t believe you left just to see the pets and stream Charlie ❤️: you could’ve stayed, cuddled me, and done that stupid stream from the hotel room. I didn’t buy you a NEW portable sim rig so you could NOT use it 😡 Max: Wow! I’m sick and THIS is how you treat me!? Max: worst boyfriend ever Max: my friends were right, you don’t wear red for Ferrari, you wear it because you’re a walking red flag 🚩 Charlie ❤️: we’re breaking up the moment I see you Max: FINE!!! Max: I don’t want a boyfriend who doesn’t care about my health or my very real need for pet cuddles anyway Charlie ❤️: 😡 * ꕤ ˚・゚☼*・゚* ꕤ ˚・゚☼*・゚* * ꕤ ˚・゚☼*・゚* ꕤ ˚・゚ Soon to be ex 💔: Chéri… Soon to be ex 💔: how are you feeling!? Soon to be ex 💔: I watched the stream and you looked and sounded really sick… and really pretty
Max: 🥺 Soon to be ex 💔: what’s wrong!? Are you okay!? Soon to be ex 💔: did you call the doctor? Max: 😩 Max: my nose is completely stuffed, my head hurts and the pets are NOT kissing me Max: …I also don’t want to cough anymore, my throat is sore Max: and not the good sore when you put your dick in my mouth Max: the ugly sore 😭 Soon to be ex 💔: oh mon beau bébé chercheur d’attention 🥺 (Oh my beautiful attention seeker baby) Max: I’m not seeking attention Max: I’m genuinely sick, Charles 😩 Soon to be ex 💔: do you want me to take a flight home? I’ll come cuddle you Max: no… I’m coming back 🥺 Soon to be ex 💔: then I’ll pick you up at the airport, with medicine Soon to be ex 💔: and ready to kiss that pretty mouth and that stuffy little nose Max: can you bring me tomato soup? 😭 Soon to be ex 💔: of course, mon amour Soon to be ex 💔: please hydrate during the flight Max: I can’t 😩 I’m too sick to do that Soon to be ex 💔: oh mon magnifique petit garçon dramatique (Oh my gorgeous dramatic little boy) Soon to be ex 💔: I love you ❤️ I’ll see you soon Soon to be ex 💔: I can’t wait to hear that soft, beautiful sick voice Max: my voice doesn’t sound beautiful when I’m sick Max: …and I’m not being dramatic Max: this is a real-life emergency 🆘 Soon to be ex 💔: of course it is, baby Soon to be ex 💔: I love you ❤️ Soon to be ex 💔: can’t wait to cuddle you Max: I love you too ❤️ Max: …and Charlie Soon to be ex 💔: oui, mon amour? (Yes, mon amour?) Max: I don’t want to break up anymore 🥺 Soon to be ex 💔: good Soon to be ex 💔: because we’re never breaking up, you’re stuck with me for life Max: promise? Soon to be ex 💔: I promise ❤️ Soon to be ex 💔: I love you Max: Ik hou ook van jou, schat ❤️ (I love you too, schat)
Requested by @cherry3316, I hope you like it! 🥰







