Aaaaaah Porcia and Ser Pounce, Karl and Kristoff and Stowaway DS9 for the WIP ask meme? Please and thank you!
lol...YESSSSS! Some of my weirdest ideas to date! Thanks for giving me an excuse to talk about them!
Edited to tag @pinkfadespirit in this one because I just saw your ask about these first two! ā¤ļø
Hereās an excerpt from theĀ Porcia & Ser PounceĀ folder. Hawkeās old mabari and Andersā ageless cat follow their family to Skyhold (Hawke and Fenris tried to leave them on the farm with Merrill like responsible pet owners, but yāknow...Homeward Bound came out when I was a very impressionable child, and Iām a sucker for two cranky old ladies on a journey, so...omg, this is probably going to be called Skyhold Bound if I ever finish it):
The small, standoffish feline ends up being much better-suited to travel than Porcia is. She needs far less minding than the goats and the furless pups Pork has spent the past few years herding around the house and the farm. And she also seems to be an adept hunter. Porcia, on the other hand, desperately misses the treats slipped under the table by small, sticky fingers, or scraps tossed to her by the pointy-eared one her Mistress is so very fond of.
Pounce sits on a branch just above her head, cleaning the meat off the tiny bones of a swallow sheās just killed, and Porciaās stomach growls. She swallows her pride, and then burps it back up, and finally lets out a pathetic little whine, looking up pleadingly at her. The cat glares down, yellow eyes glowing, but at least she doesnāt hiss this time. She bats a wing toward the dog, and then curls up defensively around the rest of her dinner.
And hereās a glimpse at Karl & KristoffĀ (a second set of Fenhanders twins, born post-Inquisition, because why not?):
Anders hands Hawke one of the babies, and Fenris hands her the other, and they both curl up on either side of her, staring in awe at the newest members of their miraculously growing family.Ā
"I was thinking we could call him Karl." Hawke smiles weakly over at Anders. "If that's alright with you?"
He nods, wiping tears from his face that heās been holding back for awhile now. "And Kristoff?" he asks, drawing the back of his knuckle lightly over the other infantās cheek.
For a moment Hawke has a hard time placing the name -- it's familiar, but in her post-delivery haze she can hardly be expected to remember its significance until Fenris chimes in...
"Karl Justice and Kristoff Clemence Hawke?ā
Hawke laughs. "They sound like a pair of heroes out of one of Varric's stories..."
"So that settles it, then?"
Hawke nods. "Welcome to the world, little ones!"
StowawayĀ is a Star Trek x Dragon Age crossover, featuring Jadzia Dax waking up after a warp core breach on The Sirenās CallĀ as Isabela and Anders (and a bunch of other DA2 characters) flee Ferelden during the Fifth Blight. I have ideasĀ about Jadzia and Isabela and Anders...but this was also going to be a weird fun meta-fic because holodecks and unreliable narrators and Isabela writing fanfic, obviously. Hereās Jadzia being treated for a concussion...
āCome in, Andersā¦ā Isabela rolls her eyes as a tall, lanky man in feathers and threadbare robes with his strawberry-blonde hair tied back in a messy bun marches into the room, full of urgency and purpose...and a very familiar sort of insecure self-importance.
āIs this the patient?ā
āThe stowaway, yesā¦ā
Jadzia nods, sharing an amused glance over his shoulder with Isabela who leans back to watch as the two of them interact.
āIām Anders, the shipās Healer.ā He extends a hand which she grasps firmly.Ā
Sheās no stranger to human handshakes, and sheās relieved to find something familiar, though it is clearly not as intimate a gesture to them as it is to a Trill. Still, she canāt shake the weird feeling that he is probing at her in some way as he slowly pulls his hand away, staring curiously at it, then back at her.
āIām Jadzia. Nice to meet you.ā
āMay I?ā He motions toward the cut on her forehead and she nods, curious to see, given everything sheās seen so far of this ship and these people, what kind of rudimentary treatment he has in mind.Ā
Anders bends down to look more closely at her wound, wiping away the dried blood with a rag he pulls from his pocket. āAlright if I use magic? Iām Circle-trained, but Iāve learned a bit more since Iā¦ā He suddenly eyes her combadge suspiciously, and then looks up at Isabela, who shakes her head dismissively. āSince I left,ā he finishes defiantly.
Jadzia supposes sheās meant to react somehow to this, but she is busy trying not to laugh. Magic? Oh, this is going to be fun...