So my girlfriend and I are sitting on the sofa, right, and I look at her just because and she gives this huge sigh like "what the eff" and than gets this look of pure, rich, boiling hatred for the world. I'm thinking, what the hell!? Who pissed her off?  so I ask her what the fuck that was all about. She just sighed and looked off into space, so I think I should be worried for my life. Shortly after that I look at her again and tell her she looks like a really hot lesbian punk-rock girl and it's like my ovaries are exploding. Of fucking course she looks at me and says "yeah, mine too" and it's just because she has endometriosis and is on her period. I'm fuckin flabbergasted cause like What the actual FUCK!! so than she gets up to put a pair of really soft fuzzy Hello Kitty pj bottoms on and when she comes back out she looks at me and says "This is kind of wrong. Hello Kitty bottoms and a 'This is my Zombie killing shirt'. People might get the wrong idea about me. I just.... True Lesbian Love...