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A/N: my third fic! was in the mood for some ticklish lucius being sassy and getting wrecked by the diabolical tickle duo that are his captains (*insert flustered face here*)
Fandom: Our Flag Means Death
Characters: Lee!Lucius, Ler!Stede, Ler!Ed (and then a special guest appearance from a certain ler boyfriend)
Word Count: 1.7k
Summary: Lucius, intending to go on a late night walk around the deck, comes upon an opportunity to take a jab at his captains...and hopefully receive some consequences for his actions.
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Walking out onto the deck for a late night stroll, Lucius saw a familiar sight.
There were his captains, "secretly" kissing around the other side of the mast on the upper front deck. ‘Are they even trying to hide?’
Now, Lucius loved them together and truly didn't mind happening upon them like this (honestly he thought it was sweet that they acted like teenagers in love), but tonight he was feeling a bit cheeky.
Lucius sauntered closer to the small set of stairs leading to the deck and stood with his hands on his hips, clearing his throat.
"Ahem."
Ed and Stede broke apart upon hearing the noise. Turning their heads they looked down to the lower part of the ship seeing Lucius standing there in his signature pose.
Stede raised his eyebrows in surprise. "Oh, uh, hi Lucius. Do you need something?"
"Um, yeah actually, I do. See, I'd really like to keep down my dinner, so if you two lovebirds could get a room I would quite appreciate it."
“Excuse me?”
“You heard me. What, do you think you two are being sneaky or something? Kissing out here in broad moonlight? Ew.”
Although the words were laced with a malice tone, Stede and Ed caught onto the smug smile Lucius was trying to hide and there was a glint about his eyes giving away his "disgusted" charade. Almost like he wanted them to do something about it.
The two captains began making their way to the banister near the stairs where Lucius was standing, looming over him.
Stede played along. "So...get a room, you say?"
Lucius, sensing them taking the bait, continued on. "Look, I know I'm the one that did all the work to get you two together because you two idiots were too stupid to do it yourselves, but catching you two sucking face when I'm just trying to enjoy a little moonlight walk is not something I signed up for. Besides, aren't you supposed to be, like, big scary pirates or something?"
Taking in Lucius' words, Stede and Ed slowly turned their heads to look at each other, formulating a plan with their eyes and knowing exactly what the other was thinking. Ed then shifted his focus back onto Lucius and moved his way around the end of the banister, slowly starting to descend down the stairs while adjusting his fingerless gloves.
"Disrespecting your captains, now, are you?"
Lucius began to step back in a retreating fashion, a flame of anticipation now engulfing his body. His eyes glanced up to see Stede heading towards the other set of stairs and making his way down as well, putting Lucius in a threatening position of being attacked by both sides.
The tension in the air was so thick, Lucius could hardly stand it. But he wanted to keep up this little game.
"M- maybe I am? What are you going to do about it?"
Stede pretended to think. "Hmm, that's a good question...Ed, what are we going to do about it?"
"You know, Stede, I think I know just the thing..." Ed brought his hands up and started wiggling his fingers, continuing to advance in an intimidating manner.
Lucius looked over to see Stede doing the same, mirroring Ed. Like two lions stalking their prey. His eyes kept darting back and forth as an excited panic set in. And he just couldn't take it.
"NOOOOhohohohoo!" Quick like a gazelle, Lucius made a sudden break for it.
With his captains hot on his heels, it was a great game of chase. Up stairs, jumping over railings, faking around masts, swinging off ropes, Lucius barely escaping with each reach of hands.
Lucius was on his third pass across the ship when, like a magic trick, Stede suddenly appeared in front of him. Startled, Lucius stumbled back when strong, tattooed arms wrapped around him. The fuckery.
A low voice rumbled in his ear. "It's time to teach you a lesson about badmouthing your captains."
Before Lucius could even get a word of protest in, Ed's fingers dug into his ribs, causing him to break into a fit of laughter. Lucius began to squirm in Ed's hold when a second set of hands started in on his belly, poking and prodding at every spot they could land.
"Ffffaaahahahahahaa!" As a default defense mechanism, Lucius started to crumble to the ground, but Ed and Stede just followed him down. Once he was sitting on the wooden floor of the deck, his limbs were being grabbed and pinned, forcing him into a laying position. Ed pinning his arms above his head with his knees and Stede sitting on his legs. Taking in some breaths, Lucius looked up to see two smirking faces looking back at him. He knew he was in for it.
"Oh, shithihit!"
With their prey caught and pinned, their "lesson" could now truly begin.
Stede began scribbling his fingers up and down Lucius' sides while Ed dove his hands into his armpits. Lucius shrieked.
"Nonononononohohohaaaa!" Lucius' legs started kicking as much as they could with the way he was pinned flat on the ship floor. Energy zipped through him in sparks as he cackled, a ticklish wind blowing into the sails of his laughter. Two sets of hands, twenty fingers, already making him fall apart.
"Are we scary enough for you yet?" Ed asked from his place above Lucius' head as his hands performed a mixture of tasering into his armpits and squeezing at his ribs.
"NAHAHAHahahahaaaaa!"
"Is that a no? I think that was a no, Stede."
"Ahh, well we can do more if he'd like." Stede's fingers started exploring around on his tummy and skittering in circles around his bellybutton. Lucius' muscles were quivering against the light, maddening touch and, along with the zaps from Ed's continuous armpit and rib prodding, the feelings were sending mixed signals to his brain and it was a polarizing ticklish hell.
"Ihihihihihiee-I caaaahahhaaaaaaa taaahahaaaa!"
Stede chuckled, looking up at Ed. "Did you catch that?"
"No, Stede, I didn't. It's like he was trying to say something, but I couldn't decipher through all that laughing." Ed then discovered a very sensitive spot at the back of Lucius' ribs right below his armpit and Lucius started tugging wildly at his arms.
Stede's fingers meandered their way down in diagonal lines, spreading out and reaching the sides to flutter at his hips, and Lucius squealed.
"Oh, did you hear that, Ed? This spot makes him squeak!" Stede's devious fingers were now focusing on the protruding hipbones with Lucius bucking in response.
"EEEEEEEEEHEHEHEHEEEE!!"
Ed laughed. "Sounds like you found a good spot there, Stede! Mind trading spots so I can give it a go?"
"Of course, dear."
"NOOOOOHOHOHOHO!!"
With expertise, Ed and Stede managed to swap positions without losing their pinning hold they had on Lucius. With Ed now sitting on his legs and Stede kneeling on his arms, they were about to dig back in when they heard another voice.
"Hey, what's going on up here?"
"PETE! Peeeheheheheete, HEHEHELLP!"
Looking at the three of them, at first Pete was confused by what he saw, but once he registered what was going on he couldn't help to smile at the sight. Stede "lily-livered" Bonnet and the great, evil pirate Blackbeard were in the middle of tickling his boyfriend to pieces. He was sure that with whatever Lucius said or did to instigate this, it was well deserved. He knew how Lucius could be. But, wanting to be a good boyfriend, he obliged.
"Of course, babe, I'll help."
Lucius let out a huff of breath knowing his boyfriend was going to save him from his punishment. "Oohoho thank gohohod..."
But then Lucius felt a sudden weight sitting on his lower legs, holding them to the floor, and his shoes being slid off his feet. His breath caught, eyes going wide, as he balked.
"WAIT, WHAT? PETE!! NOOOOO! YOU'RE SUPPOSE TO HELP!"
Pete snickered. "I am helping..." His fingers began teasing their way around Lucius' feet, spidering up and down the soles, skittering across the tops, and wiggling into his toes. Lucius shrieked with laughter and tried to flail his legs, but with Ed sitting on his thighs and now with Pete on his shins, his legs were nearly immobile.
"GOOOOHOHODDAAMMIT PEHEHEHEEEEETE!"
Wanting to join back in, Ed and Stede started tickling Lucius once again. Stede, with his light hand, started stroking and skittering around his armpits and biceps, every now and then jumping to his neck and making it crinkle like the paper Lucius loved to write on. Meanwhile, Ed went in for the kill and started squeezing his hips, causing Lucius to let out a shrill screech and sending him into a frenzy.
All three of Lucius' tormentors laughed, relishing in his ticklish reactions. It was quite unfair, three on one, but they all knew no matter how much Lucius cursed them out, he was having fun.
And, Lucius himself, would have to agree.
It all tickled so SO bad, but this was exactly the response he had wanted. He saw an opportunity to be a brat, so he took it. And now here he was, being tickled by three people he loved from head to toe, and having his boyfriend in the mix was like the cherry on top of his ticklish sundae.
Lucius was in full hysterics and, the longer it went on, the more unbearable it got. His laughter was slipping into silence and tears started to prickle at his eyes.
Sensing that Lucius was starting to reach his limit, but wanting to finish their game, Stede and Ed decided it was time for an apology.
"So," Stede spoke first, "Anything in particular you'd like to say to us?"
The three men laughed at Lucius' answer, but knew it was time to be done and stopped their tickling. Lucius laid there, limp as a noodle, in his huffing and residual giggles while Stede, Ed, and Pete got off of him. They stood and crowded over Lucius, looking down at him with loving smiles on their faces.
A beat passed when Pete looked up at Stede and Ed.
TEC TICKLE HEADCANNONS BECAUSE THEY ARE RUNNING ROUND MY BRAIN RN!!
(Sorry if they're ooc I haven't watched the pilot/read the comics in quite a while lol)
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Bill:
Lee:
In my opinion, he'd HATE getting tickled
It'd make him feel weak and he probably hates the feeling and just no
He'd probably get really pissy if someone were to tickle him, it's hilarious
Be careful though, because he will fight you
He's definitely a squealer, surprised or not, if you tickle him he'll squeal
I also think his voice cracks really badly when he's being tickled too, which also adds to his displeasure of it
He also definitely gets teased about it by the club and will tickle him if they wanna piss em off or embarrass him
He's most ticklish on his sides, but his armpits, neck, and ears are also very ticklish
Ler:
He is never ever light. It's all or nothing for him
He definitely has a lot of experience with tickling too, seeing as he has a sister/brother (????)
I think he only tickles people if he's really trying to embarrass them, I don't think he'd ever do it in a "I want to hear them laugh and giggle!" way. Evil evil guy
He'll tickle you till you're crying, I don't think he'd stop very easily
Uh I don't really have much to say on him, I really don't think he fws tickles that much
0% lee, 100% ler
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Josh:
Lee:
I think he's the type to not be generally ticklish, but extremely sensitive in very specific spots
Like he won't really respond if you dig into his sides, but if you tweak his ribs in a very specific place, he'll break into cackles
It's very hit or miss for him
I think he kind of likes being tickled, but acts like he hates it so he doesn't seem weak (this is probably a reoccurring thing with all the other members LMAO)
He's definitely a squirmer. Mostly it's uncontrollable, but he'd definitely squirm extra to try and save himself from the embarrassment faster
I think his laugh is very loud, he's definitely a cackler, although lighter spots will definitely get him to chuckle
His most ticklish spots include his knees, waist, ribs, and calves, but his nape and back are kinda ticklish too
Ler:
I don't think he usually tickles people, it's not really on his mind, but when he does he's kinda awkward about it
He'll kinda just prod around awkwardly until he finds a tickle spot and goes from there
He also is good at pinning down his lees due to him being a bit bigger
Like if Josh ever decided to be evil and straddle someone, you're stuck there till he's done with you muahahahaha
I don't really think he teases or anything, he might make a small comment here and there, but nothing much other than that
55% lee, 45% ler
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Pete:
Lee:
He definitely LOVES being tickled
It heals his inner child in a sense, and I think he loves how it feels and he loves breaking down into giggles
He's EXTREMELY embarrassed about it though, he will never admit to enjoying it ever... probably... maybe
He doesn't wanna seem weak, especially around his friends and family due to how absolutely tough he is with his horror and gore guys... totally, definitely tough
"Ticklish? What am I, a kid? No, I ain't ticklish!"
He will also deny being tickled always (and maybe even secretly hoping it'll get someone to test that statement cough cough)
I think he has a high pitched laugh, and he definitely giggles a lot when he's being tickled too
"Hah- hey! Q-Quihit thahahat!"
He either immediately goes to cover his mouth and desperately try to hold back his giggles, or grabs the ticklers hands (and usually doesn't actually do anything to stop him)
Teases also get to him real bad. They make him smile really wide every time, it's a sweet look on him
He definitely uses his hat to hide his blushing face
He's most ticklish on his thighs, but his armpits, under his chin, and his hips are also really sensitive
Ler:
HE'S EVIL I TELL YOU, ABSOLUTELY EVIL!!2!1!1!
He has this stupid smirk on his face the whole time he's ticking you too
He also loves to make teasing remarks when he's tickling someone
"Why're ya laughing so much, huh? It ain't me, is it?"
He's straight to the point with it, he immediately goes to dig against his lee's tickle spots
He also definitely tickles people to annoy the shit out of them, he finds it hilarious
He's tickled Bill a lot, and every time he gets a bruise somewhere, which inevitably leads to an actual fight (fuckass Bill /silly)
He definitely has the capability to be gentle though
I think that's especially the case with Jerry, he goes a lil lighter on him, but he definitely still tickles him quite a bit
50% lee, 50% ler
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Jerry:
Lee:
God he's the biggest lee there, no question
I think he likes tickling a little bit more than Pete, although they're definitely very close
He's the type guy to immediately curl into a ball and giggle his ass off
He's definitely a squeaker. And a snorter. He does both a lot
I think his voice goes up a little bit when he's tickled, but not a whole lot
He will do absolutely nothing to stop you, he's definitely moreso flight than fight
Like the first thing he'll do is hide his face and curl up lmao
The most fight thing he'll do is kick his feet a little, but that's nothing (at least compared to Bill LMAO)
His face and ears also get very pink like immediately, it's completely embarrassing for him (and adorable for me)
He's most ticklish on his stomach and feet, but his lower back, waist, and armpits are definitely very sensitive too
Like, Josh is awkward with it, but Jerry takes it to a whole other level lmao
When he does figure out how to tickle though, he's extremely gentle, he never wants to make his lee uncomfortable
I don't think he's very teasy either, like he might give a chuckle to your squirming or giggles, but besides that, not much
He'll usually lightly poke around his lee's tickle spots or trace his fingers over them
He probably checks in a lot too to make sure you're not overwhelmed
I think he likes being a little bit sneaky and pinching his friends sides when they're watching a movie or sum, but other than that he really doesn't tickle people that much
95% lee, 5% ler
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I hope my hcs make sense lol, again I haven't read the comics or watched the pilot for a while, so this might be a little ooc
If you have any hcs either, I would very much like to know, please tell me ˙ ͜ʟ˙