Wait guys I just had the most whimsical idea for EPIC tkls
What if Odysseus was summoned to God Games, and during each god's argument, they'd tkl him in areas that corresponded to their criticism? (Then maybe every time, Athena would dish out tkls to that god in her rebuttal)
Like, Apollo talking about the siren song, maybe giving him neck tkls because that's where the vocal cords are
Hephaestus going for palm tkls, because you'd shake people's hands to forge friendships and trust with them
Aphrodite is all about the heart, so I'd say chest area, like collarbones and maybe underarms
Ares, he goes off on a rant about Ody not being strong enough for his crew's sake, so bicep, thigh and abdomen tkls seem fair, since his physical strength is most evident in those muscles
Hera is defo a tough one, but it'd be cute if she went for his ears with a peacock feather. Ears because of how many similar tales she's heard before, about great 'heroes' like him.
And then Zeus gets nothing because he doesn't deserve to lay his hands on my sweet baby boy
