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Hey @squeaky-n-blushy we both seem to enjoy murderous men being very gay and very lee, so maybe you’ll like this one, idk :)
Stu Macher and Billy Loomis tk headcanons
Not even slightly ticklish.
His tickles depend on what his lee (Stu) prefers.
But his FAVORITE methods are raspberries and nibbles.
Not necessarily baby talk but the whole “Aww… does that tickle?” thing where he pretends he feels pity for his lee but he feels absolutely no guilt.
Did we watch the movie? Mans will absolutely call himself the tickle monster and chase his poor lee around.
You can run for ages, Stu, your ass is grass.
Likes to attack unexpectedly.
Also likes to get Stu all flustered and Lee around their friends.
Not even just around their friends, but in any situation where Stu will have to wait.
They’re out grocery shopping?
Billy’s gonna do his absolute best to get Stu in a lee mood just to watch him suffer all the way home.
Does that thing where he gets Stu all flustered when they’re around people, and he starts tapping his fingers on tables and making offhanded comments about having a tickle in his throat.
Just anything to get Stu flustered.
If Billy and Stu had cellphones, Billy would constantly text Stu about how bad he’s gonna get him when they go home.
Can be nice if Stu wants him too, but Stu usually wants to be absolutely wrecked.
He knows exactly what gets Stu flustered.
Likes to build up the anticipation before striking if he doesn’t just strike out of nowhere.
Does the thing where he lowers his hands towards one spot before pulling back at the last moment.
Stu will do his best to do anything Billy tells him, so Billy will absolutely tell him to keep his arms up or not laugh, and Stu will try his damndest.
Absolute softie for Stu and that’s just that.
He acts all evil and mean, but he loves to cuddle Stu.
Will wrap Stu up in his arms and give him back tickles so Stu can sleep peacefully.
When he’s feeling all lovey, he’ll cover Stu in tickly kisses and small raspberries.
Doesn’t like to go for the worst spot right away, but he does love to let Stu know that it’s coming.
Makes Stu play games just like they played in the movies.
Billy asks a question, and if Stu answers wrong, he gets tickled.
Well, he… still gets tickled.
Will absolutely leave the house and take the voice modifier with him, and then call Stu, and tease him all ominously in Ghostface’s voice.
Likes to use spidery tickles opposed to the rough squeezing tickles.
Yes, he gives Stu aftercare.
Gets him some water and wraps him up all snuggly before putting on Stu’s favorite show or movie, and then pulls Stu to him so Stu can take a nap.
Tries not to laugh along with his lee to keep up his evil monster role, but he just can’t hold back.
Completely unashamed about his ler moods, and he will definitely let Stu know just how much trouble he’s in when said ler mood rolls around.
Look at this sweet little murderous lee.
Wants to be tickled all the time.
Will absolutely bother the shit out of Billy to get tickled.
Was so obvious in his liking of it that it took Billy no time to figure it out.
He tries to keep up his goofy sarcastic act, but he just ends up turning into a giggly whining mess.
Knows that Billy isn’t ticklish, but he’ll still try, just to get Billy to retaliate.
Off topic, but he wants to cuddle all the fuckin time.
He knows he’s much taller than Billy, so he doesn’t mind restraints, but he definitely prefers being pinned down or held.
Has a super high pitched, cackle-y laugh.
Hiccups and snorts for days.
Remember how I said Billy likes to call himself the tickle monster?
Stu absolutely loves that.
Will run from Billy and taunt him.
He’s all big and bad about it.
Turns into an absolute baby when he’s caught.
His worst spot is under his arms.
His tummy is both a melt spot and a death spot depending on what kinda tickles Billy gives him.
If it’s quick spidery tickles? Stu’s dead.
Kisses and super light tickles that he can just barely feel? He’s gonna hide his face in a pillow, squirm and giggle a bit, and just let it happen.
Can’t handle raspberries or feathers.
Making him wait for tickles is like kicking a puppy.
He gets so flustered and huffy.
But he LOVES IT when Billy does that claw thing with his hand and just ever so slowly descends towards a bad spot with wiggly fingers.
What do his lee moods look like?
Like he just downed six Five Hour Energies at once.
He is so hyper and so bouncy, and he will not leave Billy alone.
No, he cannot say “the t-word”.
If he somehow ends up in a lee mood that was unprompted by Billy while they’re out and about, he clings to Billy all embarrassed and shy and keeps whispering to Billy to ask when they can go home with that sad puppy look on his face.
As much as he loves being totally destroyed, he loves his sweet moments with Billy.
The moments where Billy does his best to snuggle all 6 foot 4 of him while showering him with tickly little kisses.
Yes, Stu is a romantic when it comes to Billy.
Once built up a week long lee mood without receiving any tickles and almost combusted.
That was the only time he did anything similar to asking for tickles
And his version of asking was wrapping his arms around Billy’s waist, dropping to his knees, crying very dramatically, and yelling “If you love me, you’ll know what I want”
Y’all I watched the movie.
But that’s okay, we love him for who he is.