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Another HC from my fic: Lou being mostly forgotten but being known as a rural story to scared the newbies, courtesy of some Uglyvillagers who just wanted to play a little.

Anyway, letting my creppypasta fase slip in. Cause maan imagine if Lou died in the portal explosion in front of everybody. Dolls there would have that memory haunting them and hallucinating his spirit. Picture them having bravery test in the portal at 3AM and summoning the prototype in a chant. Sounds fun xD

🌰 Holly Short (Captain, certified chaos magnet)

Close-up selfies with bruises: “Day 4 of being shot at. Still cute tho.”

“This mission is confidential, but here’s a blurry shot of a troll eating a bench.”

Wears the same cap in every pic.

🦄 Foaly (Tech wizard, internet addict, conspiracy gremlin)

Long, unhinged threads about human stupidity: “Why your iPhone could never decode fairy encryption: a 33-part rant”

Co-hosts a podcast called “Underground and Unbothered”: weekly segments include “Root’s Rants of Rage” and “Mulch, Why Do You Exist?”

Uses his horse emoji as a signature.

🚬 Commander Root (The reason the LEP has stress leave policies)

Profile pic is a blurry CCTV still of him yelling

Only posts when furious, but then it's all caps, misspellings, and keyboard slams: “I SWEAR IF ONE MORE OF YOU POSTS ABOUT OPERATION BOGFOOT...”

Accidentally posted his grocery list once and blamed Foaly for hacking him.

💪 Trouble Kelp (Golden boy, tactician, and unofficial model for tactical gear)

Tactical gear thirst traps “for morale”

Quotes like “Discipline is magical” over black-and-white training pics

Once did a “5 Books That Shaped My Command Style” post. It went viral. Foaly mocked him for a week.

💩 Mulch Diggums (certified menace and professional escape artist)

Prison cooking hacks + “prison wine” recipes

Proudly posts selfies in stolen LEP gear: “They’ll never catch me again!” — tagged at LEP headquarters

Has been banned 7 times. Always comes back with a slightly different handle: mulch_diggums, mulchdiggz, m.d.wormboi

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What the Fowls/Butlers Would Post on Social Media

"I'm so bored," Sirius groaned, flopping down on a couch in James' room.

"You're also apparently allergic to shaving," James said, going over and rubbing his knuckles on Sirius' cheek. "You've gotten all stubby."

"Stubby?"

"Stubble-y," James corrected. "Look, some words are harder to say around a mouth of Fizzing Whizbees."

Sirius just groaned and flopped harder on to the couch.

"Just gonna accept your fate as a stubble-y, bored man?"

"What else is there to do?" Sirius sighed.

"Let me check," James said, going over to the window and yelling out, "DAD!! WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO WHEN WE'RE BORED?"

"START A BAND!"

"THANKS!" James yelled, then turned back to Sirius, "Alright, you heard the man. Let's go see what instruments are in storage."

"I can't believe we're doing this," Sirius said, getting off the couch.

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"I can't believe we're actually doing this," Sirius said, waiting backstage for the first show of their tour.

"I can't believe you made your stage name Stubby Boardman." James said, grinning right beside him.

"Well, I could hardly let you go it alone after you chose 'Jolly Speckman' as a moniker."

"I can't believe people don't recognise you gits on stage!" Remus hissed from behind the both of them, scribbling frantically on his clipboard.

The entire process of getting signed, recording the album, and having it become an overnight hit in both the magical and muggle worlds had been such a blur that he felt more in shock from that than when they'd defeated Voldemort by pushing him in to an industrial woodchipper. Truly, Lily's ideas were hilarious and terrifying and there was no one he'd trust more with his life and as a drummer.

"Tremble in awe of the power of costuming!" Lily joked, twirling her sticks as she bounced on her toes.

"What if I get out there and I can't sing?" Sirius asked, briefly taken by stage fright.

"We'll throw you to the fans and mourn you later."

"Thank you, Lily."

"That's Stargazer Redman for the next few hours."

"That's also all the time we have for nerves." Remus interrupted. On the other side of the curtain they could hear people chanting. Fans.

"I blame you for all of this!" Sirius hissed at James, starting to grin.

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De izquierda a derecha son: Giselle, Maika, Haseem, Eira, y Ludwig.

Explico un poco de sus personalidades.

Giselle es una modista extravagante y llena de creatividad. Le encanta usar contrastes en la moda y marcar tendencia. Incluso si a veces sus outfits pueden parecer extraños o sin sentido.

Le encanta la libre expresión en Imperfección y su visión artística.

Siguiendo con Maika, ella es una bailarina de ballet de la vieja escuela. Es intolerante al cambio y le gusta criticar todo lo que ella considere inferior. Le desagradan los uglydolls, y prefiere relacionarse solo con los Premium.

Haseem es muy dramático y emocional, comportándose muchas veces como un niño encaprichado. Le gusta inventar historias y hazañas que nunca realizó, solo para obtener la atención y admiración de los demás. Ve a todos los muñecos como inferiores a él, incluyendo a los otros premiums.

Eira es un caso especial. Ella no se toma su rol de empresaria enserio, y prefiere estar de fiesta en fiesta y coqueteando con otros muñecos. Tiene ideas de pequeños negocios que nunca concreta, y siempre mezcla palabras en otros idiomas cuando habla porque la hace ver "importante". Le gusta convivir con todos, aunque a veces es un poco ingenua.

Y finalmente, Ludwig. El antisocial del grupo.

Es muy ansioso y no le gusta interactuar con otros. Cuando llega a hablar lo hace en una voz tan baja que nadie lo escucha, tan solo se suelta cuando el tema es de su interés. Tiene crisis nerviosas a menudo.

Más notas:

mis fav de diseñar fueron definitivamente Giselle y Eira, en la última me inspiré un poquito en la moda de los 2000s.

Cómo curiosidad, a los únicos que ya les tenía personalidad desde hace mucho era a Ludwig y Maika.

According to some rules about artifacts; THIS IS NOW RECOGNIZED AS 3RD DEGREE ARTIGSCT IN THE CHURCH.

TWICE

So apparently there's this rule with the saints that if you touch it to a part of their body (blood, hand, ect) they are deemed a second (?) Degree artifact.and it also apparently works if you touch it to the item the sainttouched. But so that means

🪢What is CORD?

The Lower Elements Police (LEP) has received funding from the Fairy Council to form the Cultural Outreach & Restoration Division (CORD).

As demons continue integrating into modern society, certain challenges become apparent. Unlike other Fairy families, we do not possess magick.

Without the Gift of Tongues, we have had to adapt to speaking and reading the Gnommish language. Most publications are not yet available in our native High Demonic, not to mention signage and packaging around the Lower Elements. With no ability to cast healing spells, the medical community needs to be educated on demon physiology in order to provide appropriate treatment. And since we cannot use the Mesmer or shield, demons traveling aboveground are at an increased risk of harm from humans.

CORD seeks to address all this and more. As the Director of this new division, I have several initiatives in development that will preserve demon language, culture, and traditions while helping Hybrasians build sustainable communities capable of evolving over time.

🪢CORD Initiatives

Create a demon genealogical database

Preserve High Demonic Language and Etymology

Offer Gnommish Language Courses for Hybrasians

Collaborate with Lower Elements Medical Facilities

Offer Travel Safety Courses, Tools, and Strategies for Nonmagick Beings

Preserve Demon Culture and Traditions

Community Outreach

I’ll be delving deeper into each of these initiatives in the coming days and weeks. I hope you’ll join me on the journey from #HybrasToHaven.