#lemon headcanons

There needs to be more lemon/smut content for this man 🥺

Series: Fullmetal Alchemist

Ship: Roy Mustang x GN!reader

Rating: 18+, pure smut headcanon. Minors do not interact. You will be blocked.

Lister: Didn't cry thaaattt much before the accident but would be more open about it at times. Post-accident if Lister didn't try to distract himself or numb his emotions he'd be very quick to cry. Will cry in front of people but doesn't really like to. He can be a bit of an ugly crier if he gets to sobbing territory. snot and tears. Its really hard for him to stop crying when he starts. it sounds so wet oh my gosh, he's like choking on tears. just yeah. BIG crier, especially directly post-accident.

Rimmer: Will do anything to hide himself away before crying. Even then he tries to cry quietly. then he cleans himself up, checks if he's red in the eyes and goes on his way. He's gotten a little more comfortable crying in front of Lister post-accident. but he doesn't much, mostly because he's "the one keeping lister sane". he never cries in front of Cat or Kryten. both just the lack of emotional intelligence compared to Lister and he overall has the fear of being made fun of (mostly Cat who he's never seen cry ever)

Cat: Hasn't cried since he was a kid. Not in a toxic masculinity sort of way, in the psychopath immune to stress way. The worst he gets is whimpering and wailing when he's hurt. He does cry right around when he had the kids, with his hormones all out of wack. it feels weird and he doesn't like it. hides away the entire time after the kids. kind of like in the early days where he'd hide if he's sick or injured, same logic as a real cat. predators can't get me while im sick if i hide where they can't find me (i think as he becomes more a house cat he actually gets annoying when he's sick. immediately throwing himself on the closest bed and wailing about it, not on topic lmao). but anyways, Cat doesn't cry. When others cry he's confused and upset by it and wants them to stop and probably will avoid them.

Kryten: Can't cry in the traditional sense, and he wasn't programmed with it initially. But he 100% can wail, we've seen it. he definitely makes a lot of sounds and he can get shakey and whatnot but obviously no tears. dry as fuck crying. i'd like to think he tried cry when he was human a bit. idk if he cares for how wet it is but i think he'd like the catharsis

this was such a fun question for me, i went on a rant

i think Tangerine is a cat person. dogs? too messy. plus he feels bad keeping it in his apartment/penthouse with Lemon in London. i see him having a British Shorthair.

his cat is called Mister Snuggles and Mister Snuggles hates cuddles—hence his name. Tangerine and his sarcasm!

Mister Snuggles accepts pets and occasionally will sit on Tangerine's lap as he works in his study. Tangerine feeds him and takes care of him but Mister Snuggles is independent and Tangerine loves that. Mister Snuggles is clean and easy to take care of. Tangerine even has one of those fancy litter boxes so he doesn't have to worry about the mess!

now, definitely not his first choice, but if he was to get a dog, i think he would get a Jack Russell Terrier (i think his name would be Buddy or something basic lmao).

they are small and intelligent. Tangerine would also have an excuse to get into running more because he would run with his dog and Jack Russell Terrier's have a lot of energy.

now LEMON on the other hand. BIG dog person. he brings home a Pug puppy one day because she is just so ugly and he needs to annoy his brother by bringing her home.

At the beginning and end of their rut, the two are more able to be out in public, but that doesn’t reduce their possessiveness they have towards their darling.

At these points, while they may be more ok with you being out in public, they absolutely aren’t going to take their hands off you, and those hands will absolutely wander. You’ll find yourself bright red during meals and any shared study sessions you might find yourself in with their hands sneaking under your shirt or into your underwear. Breaths hot against your ear and you try desperately to keep yourself quiet in case you get caught.

During the middle of their rut, you basically can’t leave their room. At this phase, they perceive any other person approaching you as a challenger to them and their claim over you, anyone who gets too close will be sent to, at best, the infirmary with serious injuries. Not only that, they would have no hesitation in fucking you publicly, so it’s the safer option for all involved.

The week of their rut, the heaviest section of their ‘breeding period’ is by far the most difficult to deal with. It’s a period that’s basically dependant on the weather, moray eels have different breeding seasons depending on the subtype they are, but these periods often last for months, sometimes not even having one spanning the whole year. While in human form, this is condensed into a few weeks when the temperature in optimal and they’re well fed.

During the heat of it, they prefer to be in their merform. They have a tank brought into their room to be able to do this, at some points even dragging you fully under water to the point of nearly passing out. Fighting and struggling doesn’t do much good when you’re wrapped up in their tails while they breed you.

Their claws and teeth leave marks across every part of your body, a thin bruise lining the base of your ribs where they throw you over the side of the tank to stop needing to bring you back up for air while they carry on fucking into you. By the time their ruts are cooling, you look like you’ve been through the wars. Covered in hand shaped bruises, red bitten lips, eyes burning with tears of pain, exhaustion, and overstimulation.

Even when they start to come back to themselves, you’ll be too tired and beaten up to think about going back to classes yet, but that gives them the opportunity to take their mementos. Not that they’ll be needed, since you’ll be close by, but Floyd may just want to take a look at his precious Shrimpy while you’re in class.

Omg first of all, WELCOME to the sin bin my dear! We are very excited to have you here with us, so please never feel hesitant to message us Freddy fuckers. We are in this together! But thank you for waiting patiently for this to be answered, I am more than happy to give the Fred man more love for you~ I hope to see you in the inbox again!

Lace up your boots kiddies, NSWF ahead!

This wasn’t the first time you had been intimate with the dream demon and it sure wouldn’t be the last. How the hell it even started was beyond you, but you grew tired of the cat and mouse games and just had to step it up a bit in order to get what you wanted. He was surprised and taken back by your brashness in his realm. But he wasn’t gonna complain that a cute little thing like you was coming onto him, who the hell did that normally anyway, this was a rare occasion and he wanted to see where it would play out. Maybe you were just trying to escape, it was a different sort of tactic, but a notable one at that. He’d play along and see what you had in mind for this little ‘trick’ you had in mind. 

It went from there and here you two were, always finding time to meet up in the dream world to get more of a taste. He was a drug you couldn’t quit, it was dangerous and you knew this, but it was the best high you could ever have. He would push your buttons and do anything you asked of him, so long as you were comfortable, he was there to explore it with you. You learned more about yourself than you had with anyone else, it was amazing. 

At some point, you looked into different kinks that you wanted to explore with the dream demon, the list was huge and you had no idea where to begin, but you were caught off guard one day as Freddy appeared behind you, his hands on your waist while the razored claws gently poked at your stomach. You leaned back against him and moaned from the pressure of him, the warmth of his burnt skin against your own, and out slipped the word that played on your mind for the past few days: ‘daddy’. 

It was silent right after due to your sudden realization and his surprise, but it was soon filled with his laughter. It was laughter not directed toward you but toward the situation. “Oho, Kitten, I didn’t think you were such a dirty girl, is that what I am to you?” He would press on to find out exactly what was going through your head, but he refused to let go of you as he held you against him, the obvious feeling of his excitement growing and pressing against your ass. It only made you whimper even louder for him, sweet music, he thought.

It's not to say Freddy didn't think you'd turn out to be a naughty little minx, he just never thought you would willingly call him daddy and him just being totally into it? He jokingly called himself Uncle Freddy on several occasions when speaking dirty to you, but daddy Fred sounded so much more...dirty and sexy. After that first slip up, he would come up behind you when you weren't paying attention, and in his deep voice, he'd purr in your ear: "Tell me, princess, are we gonna be good for daddy?"

Every single time, no matter how many times it happened, it would cause you to grow incredibly flustered and you could barely look him in the eyes. It was overwhelming and he knew what it did to you, so he would get his kicks doing it on purpose as he would keep a close eye on your reactions. It would cause a smile to spread across his face every single time. You were typically very open when having conversations about what you wanted sexually, but something about this man always made you feel like a shy little schoolgirl with a twisted crush. You loved it. 

Trafalgar Law Headcanons - SFW and NSFW Edition

SFW Headcanons

+ It goes without saying that Trafalgar D. Water Law is not an easy person to get close to whether it’s either on a physical or emotional level. The less ‘opportunities’ that his many enemies know they have in weakening the Surgeon of Death, the better, so it takes time for him to open up his heart as well as feelings on the matter of getting into a relationship. + No matter how busy he is, the man always does his best to make time for his crew. Nobody knows better than Law that life is too short to hang onto trivial things; every day is lived like it could be his last, for it might well be given his position as a pirate and feeling that every second spent with his crew is never enough. This goes double for somebody he takes on as a partner - it’s a very real fear of the man that he might lose you like he’s lost family in the past. + If you are lucky enough to catch his interest, Law will take the relationship slowly. Very slowly. It’s very much a ‘slow burn’ as he tries to sort his feelings out regarding his partner; he cares about you as much as he does the rest of his crew, but with somebody holding his metaphorical heart, it’s a very complicated matter so please don’t rush him. + You should know by now that there is a lot of subtle intimacy with this man. Law isn’t big on public displays of affection, whether from himself or his partner, but he will do small things that aren’t very noticable unless you’ve known him for a long time. Walking with his partner while their arms are linked at the elbows, how he always holds open the door for them to go first. The way his fingers brush your hair on occasion as though he’s smoothing down a stray lock of hair, but somehow you just know he needed to touch you that moment, as though he were reassuring himself of something... + One of his favourite things to do is playing with his partner’s hands, especially if they are completely different from his own. Law’s hands are large, strong and with slender fingers, calloused yet deft enough to wield a scapel like a swordsman does his loyal blade. He particularly enjoys how soft and small his partner’s seem in comparison against his own, rubbing his thumbs over their digits and delicate palms. He can do this for hours if you let him, the two of you merely enjoying silence together as he plays with your hands. + Despite his dour reputation, Law can be quite the playful man as well as a brutal tease at times. On a hot summer’s day, expect him to get an ice cream with the rest of the crew and wait for the moment until you look his way; his eyes will instantly lock on yours, holding your gaze fast as his tongue deftly licks and swirls over that ice cream as though hinting what he’d like to do to you. Nobody but you will see this happen, and Law will act like nothing happened, only expressing concern at how hot you appear that moment... + “My my... it seems the sun’s gotten a little too much for you, Name. You should go lie down somewhere cool, make sure to drink water too.” + Absolute. Fucking. Tease. Once he enters this stage in your relationship, you’ll know things are getting serious between the two of you. + Given his interest in collecting rare coins, one thing you can do that would absolutely make the man’s day would be to find one he hasn’t gotten already. Flawed coins, misprinted coins, ones so scarce they’re rumoured to have all gone; it doesn’t matter whether it’s as insignificant as being the lowest worth in value, the fact his partner actively took note of one of his personal interests is enough to make Law a giddy mess inside. His smile is noticably wider for the rest of the day, the man stealing occasional shy glances at his love while holding his new coin. + Given his position as a doctor, you can be sure that Law will be exceeding concerned about your health and will frequently look up ways to keep you in tip-top condition even if you’re already in perfect health. Fruits rich in Vitamin C, supplements for long voyages, carefully stocked medicine if you do have a pre-existing condition; Law is aware of it all, keeping meticulous track of things like vaccination dates and health checks. + If you ever get cramps, especially bad ones and have to go to him, he’ll drop whatever he’s currently doing and pull you close. He understands pain unlike anybody else and hates for his partner to experience that, as well as knowing how awful it can make people feel both physically and mentally.  + “Shhh,” he’ll mumble into your ear as he puts you into his bed after giving you painkillers, slipping in along with you. He’ll cuddle you and hold you close, his warm hands gently rubbing soothing circles over your lower belly and back as he hums a comforting tune against your ear. Like Sanji, the man is an expert at massages and you’ll find it hard to stay awake in this position, Law lulling his partner to a peaceful nap. + “Sweet dreams, and feel better soon.” He’ll smile, pressing a kiss to his love’s forehead as he quietly gets up and gets back to work.