When you grow up, you’ll have the stories, and the voice to tell them.
Iggy Pop’s voice has gotten as old as he is. And it sounds brilliant. On his new album, Post Pop Depression, he tells twisted tales about life on the front line of Rock N Roll. A high pitched voice wouldn’t work. You need to sound like you’ve munched nails and pissed rust, but in a walking poem kinda way.
Iggy, or James Newell Osterberg Junior, to his Mum, didn’t always have a mega deep voice. He used to be a Tenor, like Pavarotti. But now he’s a Baritone. The storyteller register.
Just in case you don’t know, male voices are grouped into Bass singers at the bottom, Baritones in the middle, but still low, and Tenor singers up top. And if your balls haven’t dropped or you’ve been castrated, you’re called a Counter Tenor. Like that little weirdo that sang, The Snowman theme.
Baritones and Bass singers have gravitas. If Leonard Cohen read transcripts of Geordie Shore episodes, they’d sound mystical, moving and thunderous.
Aside from Johnny Cash, men’s voices don’t start out gravelly. Tom Waits didn’t always sound like he eats fags. Bob Dylan used to be whiny, now he sounds like an OAP Donald Duck, on the Benylin.
Young and exciting frontmen that scream and shout belong on a stage, but at 3am, with your headphones on, you want an old timer with withered tones singing about the one that got away. The young Iggy used to mainline smack and scream a top C, now he grumbles low notes into his Horlicks spattered mic, and it’s just as engaging.
Maybe one day, when Beiber is old and grey, he’ll be a baritone too and growl about the old days.
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