#legacies commentary

I Couldn’t Have Done This Without You

Necromancer fleshy again

Am in in peace? Like nah you in Texas

Like apparently Texas is the worse place to be

Pretty sure everyone thinks Hope stole Landon back

Hope has a roommate now

Hope is lost in the school she’s been attending for years

Ric is lost but he’s been gone

Ric doesn’t trust Sebastian which he is dating Lizzie

Dorian has an intern?

Lizzie is late but I feel like that’s normal

Necromancer isn’t happy being Ted

Ted met a Chad

Josie stealing the hourglass

Ric testing Sebastian to see if he can stay and got Landon to do the testing

Josie avoiding Hope

“Is this teen drama?” ❤

Ted talking about power and how people should be trembling at their names

Necromancer really into necromancy (go figure)

Better bring back the kitty!!

Kitty is alive! And now he’s dead again ):

Lizzie reading Crisis and I just watched it yesterday

MG regrets asking why Lizzie is suddenly into superheroes

MG is like “don’t make this dirty”

I like Chad’s idea to pee in malivore

Is it cheating to use your powers?

Was the ball a bit heavy?

Bye chad! Pretty sure he was always gonna kill Chad

The fuck you doing Ted?

Turning himself into his former self

It took you a month to bring Chad back

MG being the witches favorite Vampire

Sebastian didn’t even vamp out with the blood

Well Josie is like her uncle and I like Josie but she can’t handle her dark magic

Chad doesn’t wanna go into the cemetery

Chad didn’t sign up for murder of children

Um what just happened with Sebastian

Sebastian sword fighting a pole

Took me a while to remember who Vincent is

Hope and Josie bonding

I’m agreeing with people shipping Hope with everyone

Yikes Sebastian is in the book Dorian gave Ric

Sebastian the merciless but given he was sold to a merchant ship and punished it make sense if he grew up ruthless

You never gave him a chance to prove if he’s a ripper or not

I don’t think you can kill a necromancer, Chad

Good for Chad for understanding Malivore’s reasoning for turning Ted human

Not looking good for Sebastian getting into the school

Chad regrets being nice to Ted

Kym is Dorian’s intern

Josie and Landon setting up Hope’s side of the room ️

Josie and Landon being friends ️

if magic draws the darkness then why did it not make an appearance when Hope created the light ball in the woods?

how is robes more tacky than the Gothic side of home decor? gotta side with the necromancer on this one sorry

dark!Josie is still more OP than she should be and I hate it

why is everyone annoying this episode

leave it to Lizzie to be narcissistic enough to plan and oversee her own funeral

Lizzie as Hope was kinda funny. I don’t think it was meant to be but it was

thank you wolfdouche for your one-line contribution only to be shut down because he’s a male and nothing he says matters

sexist talking pig with no self control issues. can you be more misandrist?? wait, I’m sure you can

a ‘nonconsensual kiss is never the answer’???? SINCE WHEN DID PLEC HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THIS? SHE WAS FINE WITH IT IN TVD.

dumb broad? sweetheart? stop talking down to me?? looks like I was right, the show CAN be more sexist

why is Lizzie so shocked to hear that not everyone loves her and/or wants to kiss her ass? didn’t she already have this realization when she wasn’t chosen to be the witch representative a season ago?

thank you Kaleb!!! at least one person can be straight about how people feel about Lizzie. I like her more than I did at first but let’s not pretend that she’d win all the popularity contests here

Lizzie’s eyebrows really bother me. like her hair is so blonde it’s almost white and her eyebrows are darker and look weird

why is Raf talking about putting him down when they have the cells to make vampires dry out in? wouldn’t it be better to put him in there like they did on TVD?

ugh.. more Lizzie stroking her own ego

CAROLINE SHOULD BE AT THE FUNERAL

OMG the singing…wow

the eulogy went about as expected. I would have laughed too but only because Hope saying these things wouldn’t have been believable either when it’s only been recently that the two girls weren’t at war with each other

Hope that’s stealing.. or I guess not if the huntsman is dead

the necromancer wanting to get rid of Josie isn’t surprising. I’d get tired of her too

Josie as the pig said sexist things? so how does that make anything you said to the pig any better? if anything what you were saying was worse, Hope. I feel no sympathy for you

if Josie as the pig suggested a kiss to wake her then it was clearly consensual yet I still don’t ship the wlw pairing

MG saying some nice things was sweet and I actually like them together

can’t say Hope was wrong and them having a moment wasn’t too bad.

telling Josie to fight back counted as a strike? weird but okay. having her be even more powerful than tribrid Hope is dumb but so was making her stronger than freaking firstborn thousand year old original Freya Mikaelson

ah there’s the female empowerment bit I was waiting for. SKIP

I guess that means the necromancer absorbed the dark magic?

I actually counted - wolfdouche had 6 lines. SIX

good Josie is back yaay (be less irritating now please)

another really good Lizzie x MG moment. the others showing up is still convenient timing which this show is really clichéd about though

That’s Nothing I Had to Remember

Back in New Orleans

Wait! Freya has a son! I mean I knew Freya asked Vincent to be the father but it actually happened

Josie blurting out that Freya has pictures of Hope who she doesn’t remember

So Malivore doesn’t make people disappear from photos

Kaleb’s sister is in town

Kaleb trying to push his sister out by claiming it boring

Yet MG and Lizzie burst in with a zombie

Next time don’t blow off the sheriff

Hope looks cute with Ethan buuuut still want her to be with Landon

Lizzie hiding under the table

Harry Potter reference are the way to go

Raf still has feelings for Hope

Is Josie really trying to help return people’s memories of Hope or will she fuck it up and make people forget her

Josie how fucking dare you attack Freya!!!

Sebastian going after Kaleb’s sister

MG is loving Kaleb and Kim going at each other

Everyone knows you don’t come back from making someone thinking they had a psychological breakdown

What monster is this?!

I’m tired of seeing commercials for Servant it’s fucking creepy ok!

Really?! Right in front of my lunch!? That’s disgusting

Croatian?

“Ignore my sister her visitation rights are about to be revoked” ❤️❤️

“Not everything is about you” pretty sure none of the monsters are actually going after Landon

Josie asking Caroline for advice

Raf really trying to get with Hope

Landon awkwardly telling Lizzie that him and Josie didn’t bone

Lizzie getting Landon started on Ewoks

Landon has a point they are just teddy bears and if you hate teddy bears that’s on you

No you are not taking a nap

Was that a fucking tongue

Sebastian calling MG a turnip

Da fuck?!

Sebastian is really old Vampire

Hmmm I wonder if Freya was in Roanoke

Ric calling it an animal attack…like dude it happened in the bar

Landon trying to get Hope’s secret

Landon just dropping the candle and calling it useless…which I mean true

Sci-fi time

Let the monsters fight!!

Is that the dude Ryan killed in the cemetery?

Hope coming in and silencing Lizzie before she could tell Hope’s secret

So, Cassandra and Sebastian

Didn’t we have a Cassandra in like the Originals or Vampire Diaries?

Sheriff is giving zero fucks in trusting Ric

Matt is the Mayor :O

Aw Hope had a crush on Josie

Lizzie telling Hope that will never happen!

Oh my god!

Please! Tell me Josie’s spell is to make everyone remember

Landon remembered

Kym calling MG skinny ass

My heart breaks for Sebastian

Landon pissed that Hope didn’t tell him she’s back

MG hearing the two of them fighting from across town

I’m melting! I’m melting!!

Now we can talk…or not

Who isn’t attracted to Ric?

Ric telling the truth and sheriff not believe it

“This is Kaleb…he’s a vampire” “he’s a teenager” like fuck teenager can be vampires too you know

I feel bad for Josie

Hold on, Lizzie listen to MG before you try killing him!

I might be a little pissed if Landon picks Josie

I kind of want to meet Nik and I wanna see Hope and Nik cousin dynamic

Everyone remembers Hope yet she’s so alone

Oh shit I’m crying Freya came to see her niece

RYAN YOU LEAVE ETHAN ALONE!!!! And your zombie better leave him alone to

This Christmas Was Surprisingly Violent

It seems to simple to be rid of Ryan that easy

Northern Virginia does get snow so this shouldn’t be a surprise

That’s why it’s a surprise it’s October

It’s the cocoa?• Kaleb singing ️

Hope saving Lizzie from the Christmas spirit

“What kind of cookies?” 👌

Landon finding Raf’s family ️

Raf is from NC

Hope isn’t having the Christmas spirit when she’s lost so much

Raf doesn’t wanna meet his family

But looks like he is anyways

Fuck it makes sense it Krampus

Ryan finding a loophole

Ryan’s face is like “rude!”

Lizzie brought Sebastian

Damian gave Josie and Lizzie the car

“You command this vessel like a drunken pirate” like a few months ago he wasn’t a pirate

Lizzie just left Sebastian

Poor Hope having to ruin everyone’s Christmas like that

Poor Pedro  he’s a baby!

Raf’s dad just handing Raf the gun

So, daddio isn’t a werewolf so mamma is

So, mamma is gone but hey daddy is good

I like the goat version of Krampus

Krampus killing Ryan

Gross

At least Hope is honest about the holidays

Landon is running

OK, either Lizzie has read then lord of the rings series or she’s watched the movies

Pedro wanted to help

Santa is in the bag

Slightly confused

We don’t kidnap friends, Sebastian

Santa is violent!

Lizzie wants to jump Sebastian’s bones

Was that necessary?

Kind of like seeing a soft side of Ryan

Again with the eye!

Raf staying a night at his dad’s

Still trying to determine who sired Sebastian

Shit it is the perfect gift!!

Where is Landon going with this?

Poor Josie! She deserves someone who will love her unconditionally

I’m glad Hope and Landon are back together but Landon did just break Josie’s heart

Do it Ryan do the right thing…

It Will All Be Painfully Clear Soon Enough

Yes let’s bring the twin who is dating Hope’s boyfriend as backup because that’s a smart move

Ew the eye is everywhere that can’t be sanitary

Lizzie should forgive MG he was only trying to help

Honestly, Hope did what she felt best. Landon and Josie were happy and she stayed away even though she loves Landon

Egyptian thingy

It’s a sphinx!

Aw, Ric remembers and he still loves Hope

Hope is going home

Raf has feeling for Hope and he feels like he owes Landon

Now Raf wants to give Landon space

Landon went to find Hope

Oh there are two Landon’s

Lizzie saying that what Josie with Landon is not clear thinking

Lizzie is right it probably wasn’t a bright idea to give Landon’s subconscious a voice

Raf playing jailer with the Sphinx

So, sphinxes are oracles

But Hope hasn’t activated her vampire side so how does this work

I love simuLandon

Dorian helping Ric

Fuck this headmaster

What the hell did you do Josie?!

Fuck Ryan

SimuLandon being sweet and I love him

Just make up your mind Landon and maybe SimuLandon won’t spill all your secrets

What? What does the Sphinx want?

Ew that’s gross

Pretty fucking far apparently

Ryan so fucking smug when he threw the dagger but it went right through her

Here’s Ryan

Landon for the save

SimuLandon for the win!!

Lizzie taking care of Josie is sweet

Landon leaving

Josie and Hope made up!!

Aw!! Sisters!

What the fuck is the Sphinx going on about?!

Zombie is back

You Remind Me of Someone I Used to Know

Because tradition!

QB called the shots but also free will

Is it Raf?

Salvatore school vandalize mystic high and Hope was at the wrong place at the wrong type

“Toxic masculinity mixed with outdated sports pranks” ❤️

Ethan and Maya are siblings

Who doesn’t like being dropped off at school in a cop car....I would love to see FP dropping Jug off at Stonewall prep in his cop car

What happened to Matt?

Everyone just loves Ric

Yes let’s let them use their powers

Landon playing football?

Landon pulled his groin combing his hair?! How the fuck?!

MG gets a second chance

Josie using magic to give Landon a boost...pretty sure that’s cheating

Kaleb tearing up when he says Landon is his quarterback ❤️❤️❤️

Hope playing football

The headmaster is like “ew American football”

That’s shitty!! A charmed coin

Werewolf eater...mmk

Oh now we remember Raf

Weirdo with an umbrella ❤️

Damn right MG is really great!!

Josie being jealous isn’t a good look

Hope misses the school

Also misses Landon which understandable

Landon followed Hope 😒

Like she’s trying to save your best friend

Also Landon is a distraction

Kaleb finding winning using powers wrong and he’s right

Wade stepping up being rejected

Fuck this asshole headmaster

I want Ric back as headmaster

It cries like a man? The fuck

That’s what it means by it cries like a man

Hope is like plan b involves being naked

Landon calling Hope a lying naked witch ❤️

Were-witch ❤️

Not the droid you are looking for ❤️

Landon is just amazing with his lines this episode

Brother and sister team up!

Teenage Tom Brady ❤️

Ethan just getting all the nicknames

Josie blew it!

I am not liking Josie this season

Is Hope wearing pants

Think the headmaster has broken your trust now?!

Fuck you Josie!! Ric was right when he didn’t let you use your powers during football

Josie better fix Ethan after the game

Gary Poppins ❤️

Caroline picked a horrible person for headmaster

What is Sebastian’s deal

Vampyr? Really?

Ok? What is going on? Like he’s a figment of her imagination

Yay! Raf for the save

Ah damn! Raf doesn’t remember her either! I was hoping he would given he has been a wolf all this time

Mystic Falls team looks horrible

Poor Raf 😭😭😭

Raf not used to being human

So, wtf headmaster just went diving into the monster

What Cupid Problem?

The eyeball is still around? The fuck

Chad proud of how they put aside their differences

A new monster is emerging

Star lord would be proud

ITS CUPID

Um, that bestiality

It makes sense Landon trying to fly since he’s a bird

Wade just thinking he’s a filler friend since Raf is not around

Yes, lets jump off the roof of the school

Caroline could call Bonnie, besides Bonnie was stuck in the prison world it would be easier to get her input

Emma and Dorian got whammied

Hope wanting her sisters back

Did she really call Hope a basic witch? She’s nothing basic she’s a tribrid

Kaleb running like normal people and MG doesn’t understand that

MG wants to ask Kym out

“No, I'm not surprised. Disappointed but not surprised.” I get its your sister Kaleb but it’s also MG

“Phoenix powers, activate” really, Landon?

Hope catching the arrow

They took his wings

Landon is like “hurtful” when Cupid laughed about Landon being Hope’s boyfriend

Hope using one of the arrows on Alyssa

Damn just jam it into her

Alyssa has a crush

Kaleb ruin MG’s date plan

Hope going to Kym for help

Kym geeking out about Cupid

Alyssa likes MG ❤

MG is going to kill Hope

Kaleb is going to kill MG

Cupid’s wings are back

Also put a ceiling on a force field

Landon still trying to fly

That’s not the super squad

Druscilla is special

Kaleb is confused about the super squad

MG isn’t feeling Alyssa

Why don’t you just compel Alyssa

Kaleb and Pedro arrived in a car and the rest on scooters

“hey, baby wings” ❤

“oh. Oh, damn” and then Kaleb covering Pedro’s eyes

Cupid reminds me of Don’t Look Under the Bed when Larry Houdini started turning into the boogey man

Wade throws up glitter

Dorian and Emma are getting married

Jed is in love with Emma

Kaleb saved Pedro but Wade got shot

Its fair! Use what you got

Don’t tell Alyssa who.

You told her, now Kym has a target on her back

Of course, Alyssa broke it

It looks and acts like Cupid but not Cupid

Why would you use obsession with Alyssa?

Oh shit! Hope got shot

MG calling Kaleb out for ruining the date

Alyssa is a little crazy

Yeah, no. you’re not hotter or cooler, Pothos

Eat Landon’s heart

Slow motion MG and Kaleb

Epic love arrow!

Noooooo! Landon can’t die like that

Though it is a good way to die for love

Landon is back

Landon and Hope are so cute!!

Kym is leaving 😭

I don’t think so because Jed interrupted

Oh shit! Someone stole weapons

The Necromancer stole weapons

Why is Pothos back?

Found the Golden Arrow

ASK BONNIE HOW TO BRING THEM BACK!!

When is Bonnie coming onto the show?

Aw! Hope remembering when Landon loved her when she got back