#leech shitpost

I'm sorry for being weird and off putting after locking you in my basement can we still watch a horror movie and maybe kiss a little?

It's all "I want a man who can cook" until he makes you a big heaping bowl of grunk. Then suddenly they're saying "what the fuck is this" and "why does it smell metallic" and "I'm pretty sure this a finger" like I'm sorry for being so nice and listening when you said you wanted to have a friend for dinner

What if I locked you in my basement and fed you home cooked meals of your favorite foods and cuddled you for hours every day and exchanged a combination of short and deep, long kisses and shared intimate homoerotic moments with you every day? /platonic

Is that a syringe in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Fuck piss denial show me some scratch denial. Stick your beloved in the fuckin mosquito pit then don't let em scratch a single bite