#lazy-

* The most annoying little shit in the whole wide world but you love him to death and anyone who hurts him will have to deal with his pissed sibling

* The type to compliment and be affectionate to you out of nowhere and then you find out it was because he caused a mess/wants something from you (sibling affections are now treated with suspicion)

* Steals all your stuff and never says anything until you need it one day and find it in his room ( “Allen when did you take?? My shirt???” “Oh, we had a play at school and that was my outfit” )

* Sneaks into your room to leave snacks or gifts for you when he notices you’ve been having a bad week

* You saw him making tik-toks once; you’ve never stopped laughing at him ever since

* He will drag your ass for movie/game nights in the living room where he’s already made a pillow pile and the thing you’re gonna be doing is already set to go

* You both have absolutely fought over chores