#lazy agent

After at least a century, we finally know once and for all that the humans on Earth didn’t all die out like so many have thought. In fact, they’re thriving. Kind of. What exactly constitutes thriving anymore? The point is, they’re alive. They still work to the bone for their food, which makes sense considering they don’t have any of the technology we’ve managed to develop to make the food we eat in space, which allows us to eat star dust and water (it sounds weird, but it actually tastes great and it’s almost impossible to get fat on star dust). We woke up in a makeshift med bay (or hospital as it’s called down here apparently) after crash landing on Earth and have been interrogated by the local guard named Agent Seely Bueller. Strange name for a guy who seems to only excel in taking days off considering he’s supposed to have taken us to their leader, and instead, he’s been off doing who the heck knows what. But that’s okay. It’s given us time to get to know Wille Allen, the leader of the town we crashed next to, and Jiroemon Kimura, Willie’s right-hand man.